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Mind = blown, next you will be telling me Bournemouth have the lowest.
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Petition for
@OfficialBWFC
to have Aunty Sharon carrying that trophy out on to the pitch next week. She fully deserves the acclaim.
#bwfc
@BrittanToby
@BrittanOliver
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@ladbible
He went for a job in Pontypandy but everyone kept shouting FireThem Sam, and now they’re all on the dole
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You outsold us……
We outclassed you in every department.
Didn’t hear a peep out of them after the team-sheets were announced
#bwfc
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@SpillerOfTea
Then this fella walks in all authoritative and reckons he can stop it by just wafting his hand over the guys face....
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Anyone else hope Cherry gets the verdict spectacularly wrong because she made her mind up without any evidence about 10 minutes in?
#TheTrial
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🤣🤣🤣 This is fucking brilliant, you can just imagine him making his notes the night before, bending his wife’s ear about it ……..”2 fucking tunnels Barbara, why do they need 2 tunnels”
#bwfc
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@CACoates96
Noticed how everything is being quoted in Euros now to make the number look higher. Wait till they announce we are signing Lavia for 6,324,748,428.00 Indian Rupees
#LFC
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Last seasons pricing, imagine Wembley dictate the prices so expect something fairly similar this year 🤷♂️
#bwfc
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@aroundliv
I mean her driving is ropey but who thought it was good idea to seat customers in the middle of the main road with flimsy bollards for protection 🤦♂️
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@InsanePeopleFB
Looks like Hulk’s weird, ginger relative that no one in the family will acknowledge. No wonder he’s been kept in a basement, best place for him. When he’s mad he turns bright orange instead of green
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@instakarm
@AwardsDarwin
Nice to see an appearance of the lesser spotted Flying Headbutt 👏 Back from the brink of extinction with a vengeance.
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@KianLFC03
@NoContextBrits
His mam shouting “Get that top ironed if your gonna be a world famous rapper on the internet”
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I’ve no idea what’s going on but that medical response was slow as fuck not a fucking one of them moved
#bwfc
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@ByamByoozle
@adamgj03
I’ve read they’ve been together about 2 years, so she was 19 dating 14 y/o. Is that still normal and acceptable to you?
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@gulag1930_3
Yeah, and can you please also change your Twitter name to “Personny” please, I am deeply offended by “Manny”
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Doesn’t look much but it was fucking awesome when it was bouncing !!! Miss it loads !!!
#bwfc
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Mexican hero Blanco's legendary skill against South Korea in 1998!
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Instead of this alleged protest on Saturday can we not open up Fanzone and have a farewell (fuck off) Ken party ?? .....asking for a few thousand friends
#bwfc
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New season
New kit
New sponsors
New investment
Morley still hitting the first man at corners
Welcome back
#bwfc
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Discount the tickets, kids for a quid, bring a mate for a fiver etc and let’s sell it out. Sky coverage is going to have an impact on the attendance so let’s give people an incentive to turn out
#bwfc
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Did
#Marcella
ride into town on horseback ? What’s with the mad walk 😳 Looks like she’s carrying a couple of carpets under her arms whilst dressed as an extra from The Walton’s.
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IF the McCann's aren't involved with Maddie's disappearance, the absolute bare minimum they are guilty of is neglect
#MadeleineMcCann
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Any of them offer a 3G service where you can actually make a phone call or send text message without having to nip to a different postcode?
#bwfc
🤝 We are pleased to announce the appointment of digital agency
@othermedia
& streaming service
@StreamAMG
to deliver a new digital experience for supporters!
More ⤵️
#bwfc
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@OfficialBWFC
@homebargains
@SkyBetLeagueOne
What did we expect? Kits made by Armani and sponsored by Bill Gates. If Home Bargains have put the best deal together then who cares. I’m more arsed about the badge above it and the team that wears it.
#bwfc
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It’s no coincidence that when we move the ball quickly teams can’t cope with us, this camera angle show it perfectly, crisp, progressive passing, amazing cross, great header. When we slow it down clever teams just sit off and fill the gaps that Sheehan wants to fill.
#bwfc
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Nlundulu needs a ball with a bell inside it, I’ve never seen control like it, the ball bounces off him in directions that defy the laws of physics he looks like he’s chasing a wasp on wizz
#bwfc
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@Lawforall007
@SimonBruni
@SpillerOfTea
The kebab tongs got launched early doors, the lads ended up with just polystyrene boxes in their armoury, and some good old windmilling
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Toal and Rico at the back
Cogley on the overlap *
Evatt staying 10 more years
Bolton boys are on the beers
*other players are available 🤣
I like these types of chants
#bwfc
#nufc
fans at the weekend:
“Krafth and Dummett at the back
Tino on the overlap
RITCHIE’s staying 10 more years
Geordie boys are on the beers”
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@AnfieldWatch
Nowhere near top 4 or even top 6. Top 10 feels like it would be an achievement they way things are
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@ladbible
The audacity of doing that outside the house of a man your relative was callously robbing? If the OAP wasn’t on his toes he would probably be dead instead, your relative didnt give a fuck about him or his family.
Mourn him, but do it privately at your own home.
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Is it wrong that I no longer give a flying fuck about the football at
#bwfc
? I am beyond caring if we win, lose or draw. The club I’ve watched for 30 years has had its entire heart and soul torn to shreds and flushed down the bog to the point where I just feel nothing anymore ☹️
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@scottygb
Don’t think he had a fight in him, he looked permanently stoned 24/7 he’s more likely to have had the munchies and eaten everyone’s crisps than punched them in the face
#LoveIsIand
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So much more than just a Pizza Trophy. Not many sets of fans have been through what we have over the last few years. I haven’t seen a team spirit and an affinity with the fans as strong as this one for many many years. We also laid a big horrible ghost to rest at Wembley
#bwfc
Missing Wanderers as much as we are in the off-season? Don't worry, we have you covered...
Sit back and enjoy an extended look at our unforgettable day at Wembley 🤍
#bwfc
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@SpillerOfTea
Love it, you’ve got back to front hat guy stepping in but not having a clue who to throw a punch at first......
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For a probabtion officer who must have a basic knowledge of how the police operate this woman is thick as fuck 🤦♂️
#24HoursInPoliceCustody
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I love how every picture they post is always their empty shed with its lobsided seat writing 😂😂 they are an embarrassment to the north west 🤡
#bwfc
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@AFTVMedia
Assuming all the other teams lose their games Rob.....maths not your strong suit I’m guessing 🤦♂️
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These added minutes for time wasting are gonna play havoc with the early dart brigade, Reebok will be empty at half time 🥴
#bwfc
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I’d pay good money to see Super
@JohnMcGinlay10
burst into the Sky broadcast room, wearing full
#bwfc
kit and spark Keith Andrews clean out, live for all to see on the telly!!
#bwfc
#SuperJohn
#legend
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Barnsley fans are making more noise in the streets than they did all night, proper shit fans, hope Wednesday absolutely fucking batter them
#bwfc
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@AnfieldEdition
@CaoimheSport
I’m a Bolton ST holder, the lad is a star but I’m not sure he’s ready for the Prem just yet. Our fans are gutted that he’s going to be leaving at the end of the season he’s been one of our standout players.
#bwfc
#LFC
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@banman_
@bono1712
@EvertonCentral_
@Carra23
Father and daughter duo there, with just one giant tooth each......
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@OfficialBWFC
Strikers need games to hit form, chopping and changing every game is the worst thing to do. Dion, JDB and Dapo are our best 3, the other 2 far more suited to coming off the bench.
#bwfc
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Nice one Gareth, my lad was desperate to see Traff play 🤬🤬🤬 £25 I’ll never see again
#bwfc
An update from the camp, as
@Jamestrafford6
and Rico Lewis move across from the
#YoungLions
to join our
#ThreeLions
squad:
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@JasonManford
Are they double spaces that have been left? I don’t half bemoan the use of those, are they presuming that we are so dumb we cannot keep up with the text sufficiently and we need an extra space? How insulting!
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Sort of feels pointless opening the South lower, barely any tickets have gone, should have given Barnsley half of it and got ourselves more for Oakwell in return. Backfired that, have to say I’m surprised so few want to be part of this, expected close to a sell out 🤷♂️
#bwfc
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Just when you think you’ve seen it all, Dan from Barnsley reckons every bounce went Bolton’s way today. I’ll have a gallon of whatever he’s on. The ref might aswell have had a red fucking shirt on
#bwfc
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Incredible game today, and incredible atmosphere too. Deserved the win in my opinion, think if we’d made a couple of late subs and got fresh legs on after 80 mins we’d have held on. Best game I’ve seen since Forest. Actually enjoyed watching
#BWFC
again, it’s been a long while !
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@1darrenbutler
@OfficialBWFC
It’s a lovely idea, but practically we probably can’t just retire a seat every time a supporter passes away, it happens more than we realise just more often it’s away from the stadium so we hear of it less. I do think some sort of permanent memorial would be a great touch.
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Cogley has gone from an attacking full back getting us into good positions, to a backwards passing merchant who bottles every 50/50. Randell similar on the other side when he plays, clear change in both full backs
#bwfc
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@superagent73
@BurndenAces
Pissed off or not he shouldn't be airing it publicly, I'm sure he will get what's owed to him, nonkeed to drag the club through the mud
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@SSE_LTFC
The snow has stopped here, just need it to start melting now. Main roads are fine. Whatever temperature your app shows for the stadium, knock another 5 defeees off it though, it’s like Siberia in winter up there 🤣
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We have stuck with you, and you keep letting us down. Possession & passing stats are worthless, we’ve over a million quids worth of strikers who can’t hit a cows arse with a banjo. 12 more games like that and we’ll be ok? Really? Wigan are dog shit and they’ve still beat us
#bwfc
💬"right now the fans will be disappointed but we need them to stick with us”
💬“it looks like he’s ruptured his achilles”🤕
Ian Evatt speaking to
@derekclarksport
following the defeat away to Wigan Athletic.
#WanderersLive
#bwfc
#bolton
#LeagueOne
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