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Mark White
2 years
Barça may be out of Europe now but it's 25 years since they won the Cup Winners' Cup with Bobby Robson, Guardiola, Mourinho, Ronaldo and the most ridiculous squad you'll ever see. Writing about it is my favourite thing I've ever done for @FourFourTwo
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Mark White
2 years
Fuck an all-star match, give us Goalie Wars
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Alex from Glasto
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Who's the first player you think of when you see this shirt?
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Thread of niche football facts that I think of every now and then
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18 years in a row, no Premier League has managed to go unbeaten. But apparently, it's an overrated record. As you were.
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A reminder of how William Saliba announced himself at Arsenal. His *own team* did this video.
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5 years
Mate the league's been ready since August
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Mark White
4 years
Mikel Arteta arriving at Arsenal in December 2019:
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The One
4 years
I'll have two of what's in that bottle please.
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Gareth Bale's first trophiless season after leaving Tottenham was the season he went back to Tottenham
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Patrick Vieira just said Arsenal are fighting for the Premier League. Real recognises real.
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Bukayo Saka is a titan. He's 19, carries Arsenal on his back for nine months a year and then puts himself forward to take the fifth penalty in a shootout of a final. He's a strong lad, he'll be more than okay.
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Mark White
2 years
Matt Le Tissier was substituted once for a man claiming to be George Weah's cousin and has not believed a word that anyone in any job of power has said since
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Matt Le Tissier ✝️
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5 years
If footballer managers were UK MPs, a thread
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3 years
Apparently you're not supposed to call him Kevin Volland. It's Kevin Vetherlands.
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5 years
United - bought their own academy product for £90m - paid £60m for Di Maria and played him LWB - spent £75m on a striker who plays in Timberlands and jeans - were knocked out of the FA Cup by that famous Danny Welbeck - Have finished above Arsenal once since Fergie retired
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United Religion
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Any club that paid money for Danny Welbeck & sold RVP for £25 million can have no opinions on transfers.
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Mark White
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Great goal from Saka, but what a season Phil Foden has had
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Mark White
2 years
Son Heung-min is one of the dirtiest footballers in the Premier League.
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2 years
What football-related hill are you willing to die on? 🤔
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Who is the best penalty taker in the world then?
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3 years
A massive blow to all of us who argue that Takehiro Tomiyasu is better than Lionel Messi
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Mark White
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Lawrence Vigouroux once pissed off his club when he paid a £50 club fine in 5,000 pennies. Absolute lad
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Jordan
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New Swansea City signing Lawrence Vigouroux with the skill of the season already.
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Mark White
3 years
Aubameyang missed a sitter against that Everton side and Arteta decided that he'd never play for the club again. And he was right
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Mark White
2 years
People genuinely used the "one game a week" card on Arsenal when Conte had two (2) whole matches in the Conference League. Shameless.
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Mark White
5 years
Arsène Wenger's reputation
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IslingtonGoonerAFC
5 years
Name 1 thing Unai Emery has improved since he joined. 1 thing only.
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2 years
João Palhinha is quality. Portuguese league is a better league to buy from than the Bundesliga these days.
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6 years
Super Sunday intro is brutal this season
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4 years
But didn't take the side of Uighur Muslims against their oppressors
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Arsenal
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𝗡𝗼 𝗥𝗼𝗼𝗺 𝗙𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗮𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗺 We are proud to support the @PremierLeague - together, we will send a strong message that racist behaviour will not be tolerated 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 ⛔ #NoRoomForRacism
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Mark White
2 years
William Saliba genuinely has the potential to become Arsenal's greatest-ever centre-back. Do you know how mad that is with our history?
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Mark White
2 years
Imagine if Arsenal's five forwards were Bukayo Saka, Emile Smith Rowe, Gabriel Martinelli, Ivan Toney and Serge Gnabry. That's world-class depth.
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Mark White
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Vibes
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Mark White
5 years
Look at this celebration and tell me he doesn't fucking care. All of you on his back every week should be ashamed of yourselves. This man loves Arsenal, that's all we ask for as fans.
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Mark White
2 years
List of FA Cup-winning managers in the 21st Century: 7 – Arsène Wenger 1 – every other manager to have won it in the 21st Century
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Mark White
2 years
A lot of Arsenal players have earned "legend" status for less than Aubameyang. Joined at the lowest point in Wenger's tenure. Scored tons. Carried us to a cup win. Committed his future when he probably had better offers. Left without slagging us off. I'll always respect him.
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Mark White
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Bad things Arsenal have done this season - Sign a new goalkeeper - Call out poor refereeing - Take too long taking corners - Celebrate wins - Fist-pump like Klopp - Take photos with staff - Not attack the best team in the world with the same ferocity one might against Burnley
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Mark White
3 years
Swindon Town is the only football club in England/Scotland that doesn't contain any letters that appear in the word mackerel
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Mark White
2 years
Who is Robert Jones and how did he get to referee a Premier League game
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Mark White
3 years
I see Bruno Guimarães, that player that Arsenal and Tottenham would both be mad not to sign, still can't get into the Newcastle team ahead of haemophiliac prince, Jonjo Shelvey. The Barclays™
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Mark White
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Arteta when asked if Saliba's goal surprised him, "No, we've been practicing that all week"
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Mark White
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In 2010/11, David and James were the most common first names in the Premier League. Coincidentally, this was the first Premier League season without David James
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Got a horrible feeling that Arteta won't extend his contract and will head to City with Saka.
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Mark White
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David Beckham and David Moyes played together at Preston North End
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Mark White
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Javier Mascherano made his international debut before his club debut
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Mark White
2 years
This is risking more than just a yellow card, by the way
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Mark White
2 years
Arsenal are just two wins and a draw away from equalling Chelsea’s points tally last season, by the way. City and Liverpool the two best teams on earth. West Ham and Leicester with good chances of winning European trophies. Maybe the Premier League is just… good
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Samuel Luckhurst
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You only have to look at the table tonight to understand how sub-standard the ‘race’ for fourth is. Whoever gets it will be the poorest team to finish there since Everton in 04-05.
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Mark White
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Andrew Arshavin has a degree in fashion design
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Arsenal vs. Slavia Prague: first half highlights
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Mark White
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Imagine Arsenal had signed Bissouma then watched as him, Partey and Elneny all left for AFCON, hahahaha
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Mark White
2 years
Arsenal still have this weird reputation of not being good enough at the back. There's no way that Ben White hasn't been better over the past 18 months than Maguire, Dier or Coady.
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Sash ~
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Ben White should not only be part of the England squad, he should also be starting. How he has not been picked I will never know.
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Mark White
5 years
Premier League kits minus the sponsors #SaveOurShirt
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2 years
hahahahahahahahahahaha
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Mark White
2 years
Nacho Monreal told FourFourTwo recently that "things ended badly" between Mesut Özil and Arsène Wenger…
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Mark White
4 years
By the way, Mikel Arteta has now become the answer for "Why doesn't Pep Guardiola give himself a challenge at a smaller club?"
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Mark White
5 years
A stand? It's his fucking stadium
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Mark White
3 years
The Mikel in John Obi Mikel was actually Michael - but the Nigerian FA misspelt his name when he was called up for an U17 game and it stuck
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Mark White
3 years
Scotland have never missed a penalty in a shootout
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Victor Nelsson is a good centre-back from what I've seen. Denmark have an abundance of these great passers in defence
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LADbible
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Who should be the next James Bond?
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In 2003, Inter Milan were knocked out of the Champions League on away goals, despite only conceding at the San Siro... since they were playing AC Milan
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2 years
Another thread of niche football facts I think about every now and then
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Mark White
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After pooing in the referee's toilet, Robbie Savage was fined a third of what Cantona was for kung-fu kicking the Palace fan
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Mark White
3 years
Leroy Fer once accidentally bought his girlfriend a horse - and resold it just minutes later, at a profit, on the basis that he lived in a flat and had nowhere for it
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Mark White
3 years
The three right-backs Arsenal should target this summer in order: Tino Livramento, Gabriel Menino, Calvin Ramsey.
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2 years
It’s not the humiliating performance that Sky are making it out as, weirdly. It’s just an inexperienced side screwed over by two moments actually managing the situation decently against all circumstances
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Mark White
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That is the softest penalty I’ve ever seen in this fixture, entirely predictable
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Mark White
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Crazy that Arsène Wenger was cheated out of league titles in Ligue 1, and he literally went "fuck it I'll move to London to start the biggest club in France"
@Arsenal
Arsenal
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🗣 "I had an Arsenal jersey when I was little with @ThierryHenry [on the back], so I've liked the club since then. Now I am very proud to have the Arsenal jersey." ❤️ this, Wilo!
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Mark White
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Bukayo Saka was a wing-back in Mikel Arteta's first game. Now he's one of the best inside forwards in Europe. His development has been incredible
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Mark White
2 years
Life comes at you fast. United fans laughed at Arteta and his "midtable" team while Ole was given hundreds of millions worth of superstars. United bomb out of Europe, have nothing to show for it and Owen Hargreaves says United should learned from Arsenal. It's satisfying.
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Mark White
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Southampton had a 25% sell-on clause for Gareth Bale but Tottenham bought it out for £3m... the season before selling Bale for £80m
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Mark White
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Can you point to me the moment in Tottenham's documentary when they were eliminated in the cup by Colchester United?
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Rob Guest
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Not even a single mention of it #THFC
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Mark White
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Arsenal's academy is unrivalled
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Mark White
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Three Chelsea keepers kept clean sheets in a 0-0 game with Atlético in 2013. Schwarzer came on for Cech, while Courtois was on loan at Atléti
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Mark White
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Alessandro Nesta was out for a month after injuring his thumb playing PlayStation
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This is an underrated reply from Saka to Xhaka's Instagram post
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Mark White
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There's a fucking rom com starring Colin Firth about Arsenal winning the league at your stadium, mate. Easy now.
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Franz Beckenbauer once threatened to move Bayern to Italy
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Mark White
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Chelsea are beating Tottenham 2-0 and Gary Neville is still saying "well done Nuno" like this is an FA Cup tie against lower league opposition. What is it with Sky's love of Tottenham? Give it five minutes, they'll be talking about how great the Spurs ground is again
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Mark White
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Still to this day, I have no idea what this guy did to deserve 60,000 of his own fans booing him off the pitch.
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Mark White
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Oh my god. The woman's face after she passes the notes to the journalist. How have I never noticed that before!?
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FourFourTwo
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When Louis van Gaal brought receipts after Sam Allardyce accused him of long balls
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Mark White
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1995: Sack Graham Board: Consider Arsène, bottle it, appoint Rioch 1996: Sack Rioch for bad football, appoint Arsène 2018: Sack Arsène Board: Consider Arteta, bottle it, appoint Emery 2019: Sack Emery for bad football, appoint Arteta
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Mark White
3 years
Mathieu Flamini isn't about to buy Arsenal - but he's exactly the kind of person needed on the board. Understands football, has a background in business but most importantly, the UNITY company that he set up with Özil has a focus on sustainability and affordability.
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Mark White
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Lucas Moura supports a Brazilian dictator who said he'd rather his son died than be gay. Fuck Lucas Moura.
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Mark White
3 years
Strange to say after a 3-0 loss but Uğurcan Cakir is a superb keeper
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Mark White
2 years
Makes perfect sense. Sambi as a No.8 option this season, Luiz and Partey at No.6. Then sell Partey next summer and have Sambi and Luiz at No.6, with Tielemans and Patino coming in to play No.8.
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David Ornstein
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🚨 Arsenal making offer for Aston Villa midfielder Douglas Luiz. #AVFC adamant 24yo Brazil int’l not for sale, but it’s understood he wants to leave & #AFC exploring if it’s possible before deadline. W/ @gunnerblog @greggevans40 @TheAthleticUK #DeadlineDay
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Mark White
2 years
It's just so annoying we dropped nine points to Palace, Brighton and Southampton. Just being four points better off would be massive right now, let alone seven
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Mark White
3 years
Ferenc Puskas, the greatest Hungarian footballer ever, played for Spain at the 1962 World Cup
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Mark White
5 years
Jeremy Hunt: José Mourinho The dark lord. Pure evil. Fuck knows how they keep getting jobs, but they do and everything around them dies. Dies.
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Jeremy Corbyn: Arsène Wenger Kind, wise men to some, hopelessly naive to others (especially in defence). The last great idealists, these guys preached progressive values back before they were cool, and whose downfall is almost certainly based on backstabbing (Blairites/Gazidis)
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The Jay Cartwright of Brazilian football
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Pelé
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I once got sent off in a game against Colombia. The decision was so unpopular with the crowd that the referee then sent himself off! // Certa vez eu joguei contra a Colômbia e o árbitro me expulsou. A decisão foi tão impopular com a torcida que ele também teve que sair de campo!
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Mark White
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Unai Emery: a thread of what to expect tactically and philosophically
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Mark White
2 years
Now that the dust has settled, I'm still so positive about Arsenal long-term. We control matches, sustain pressure and often lose by margins. Bad patches happen with young teams, especially ones with leaders stripped out. I'd still rather have our problems than our rivals'
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Mark White
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It's almost as if Harry Maguire isn't as bad as Manchester United fans make out. Not like them to be wrong about football, is it
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Mark White
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How can anyone hate Héctor Bellerín? A decent, kind, loyal and principled human being who never hides behind his privilege, but uses it to fight for his colleagues and those less fortunate than himself. If you're not proud to have a bloke like that at your club, fuck off.
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Tony Blair: Alex Ferguson There are still calls for them to return. Both achieved unprecedented feats, both very obviously did illegal things. But whilst Fergie's dark side involved persuading referees, at least he's not a war criminal.
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Mark White
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Aaron Ramsey is the second best midfielder in Arsenal history, behind Patrick Vieira.
@allthatchas
chas newkey-burden 🕉️
5 years
Quote tweet this with your most controversial opinion about Arsenal
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Mark White
2 years
New shirt numbers needed next season: Ramsdale 1 Saliba 2 Jesus 9 Martinelli 11 Nketiah 14 Patino 19
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Mark White
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New header
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Everyone says the Invincibles' achievement isn't all that. 17 years, billions of pounds and some of the greatest managers of all time later... why hasn't anyone else managed it?
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