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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
since when did we need to karaoke the national anthem
@3sidedstory
3sidedstory 🇺🇲
1 year
Most of the U.S. Women’s soccer players refused to sing our great national anthem. What. A. Disgrace.
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@mallofooty
mallory
6 months
alyssa naeher villain origin story
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@mallofooty
mallory
7 months
gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s christen press at the 2020 tokyo olympics
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
has anyone talked about how awkward this interaction is from pinoes last game..
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@mallofooty
mallory
7 months
get her out here
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 months
you didn’t even qualify for the olympics
@svenskfotboll
Svensk Fotboll
2 months
Ett år sedan i dag 🥹 #FIFAWWC 🇸🇪🇺🇸
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 months
did canadas drone film this
@lis_ashlee
Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12
2 months
It’s all fun and games until CP does this to your favorite team
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@mallofooty
mallory
6 months
sports bra is at capacity pretty cool
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
i need carli and ashlyn to start beefing w each other
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@mallofooty
mallory
6 months
getting her in france too 😭
@lequipe
L'ÉQUIPE
6 months
La milieu américaine du PSG Korbin Albert est au centre d'une tempête médiatique aux États-Unis pour avoir partagé un post homophobe et transphobe sur les réseaux sociaux
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@mallofooty
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@trentrrari
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
this is hilarious
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
sam plotting to get her on snacks
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@mallofooty
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@tamsully12
Sarah Bellum
1 year
WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
girl got cut from angel city and turned into a nazi
@StopAntisemites
StopAntisemitism
11 months
Beverly Hills, CA - car driving by a pro Israel rally yesterday stopped to shout “Heil Hitler” then proceeded to throw up a Nazi salute (caught on camera). Recognize them? DM us.
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
actually the audacity to show up like this.. it’s mind boggling
@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
has anyone talked about how awkward this interaction is from pinoes last game..
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
and scored a pen with her only touch !!
@shadesofkaylor
Samantha
1 year
Reminder! Kristie Mewis has more Womens World Cup minutes (1) then Ashlyn Harris had in her 2 world cups combined!
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@mallofooty
mallory
8 months
@ paramount plus
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
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@FIFAWWC
FIFA Women's World Cup
2 years
What is your favourite women's football moment of 2022?
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
canada and uswnt should just stand on the pitch for the full 90
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
this is why people call the league chaotic. it’s just accurate
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
has gotham fired ashlyn yet?
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
the source
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@lis_ashlee
Lis Schendel Misses the Pac-12
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Is “the source” in the room with us
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
gotham 🤝 players cheating in their very public relationships
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@mallofooty
mallory
7 months
sarah gorden and naomi girma would be a world class cb duo
@kamran_nia
Kamran Nia
7 months
#AngelCityFC ’s Sarah Gorden versus #VamosPride : - 90 minutes. - 83 touches. - 62/68 accurate passes. - 3/6 accurate long balls. - 5/5 duels won. - 9 passes into final third. - 9 recoveries. - 3 interceptions. - 3 clearances. - Fouled three times. 📸 : Angel City Football Club.
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
i just wanna see something
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
they look fantastic but why is pinoe is a boot
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
this kinda pissing me off bc we could’ve had this at the world cup..
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
omggggg
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
the chokehold snapdragon has on woso needs to be studied
@USWNT
U.S. Women's National Soccer Team
11 months
Mark your calendars, the Concacaf W Gold Cup Draw is set for Dec. 11 📆 12 Teams 2 Confederations 1 Champion to be crowned in San Diego 🏆
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
sam kerr to uswnt
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
i’m sorry but other womens footy fans hating on the uswnt equal pay deal isn’t sitting right w me!!!
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@mallofooty
mallory
10 months
i peeped the moving box in the back of the last episode of snacks
@thekccurrent
KC Current - x
10 months
Thank you for being part of this club @sammymewy , we wish you all the best ❤️
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
someone get sam mewis out of kc
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
“football is just a sport if you’ve never seen tobin heath playing” oooooooh lord that got me
@Walkerita
Rita #17 💛❤️ OOSA🥇
2 years
@FIFAWWC Men's football, Francesco Totti. He taught me how to love this sport; Women's Football, this Artist here. She made me fall in love with football once again, watching her play has given me hope in my worst days. Football is just a sport if you've never seen Tobin Heath playing.
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
how are you a deadbeat when you ADOPTED your two children? you had to put in work
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
will sam mewis ever come back from war????? i’m worried about her
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
christen press is really the goat. on every single level. not just on the field, but in calling out racism and abuse, standing in her truth, and paving the way for the next generation. put some respect on her name!!
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@mallofooty
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@mallofooty
mallory
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@thombomb816
Negro Soccer Leagues Press Corps
1 year
How do you serve cunt in an athletic way?
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
y’all these are just on the sidewalk ??????
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
ik that krashlyn crazy account is on suicide watch rn
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
since rose is out, move ertz up to a double pivot with andi and put cook in at cb and lets see what happens
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
@1goalieman how are they not representing their country? please explain
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 months
quinn!!
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@LifeonWheels95
Kela 🖤
2 months
Please show me where a trans person has won gold at the Olympics
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@mallofooty
mallory
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when you can’t get around sarah gorden
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
sometimes i think about this
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
wait did she not go to the draft bc she has school in the morning? 😭
@avaonbrand
Ava Brand
2 years
LA has its next superstar! Alyssa Thompson is staying home, drafted by @weareangelcity with the No. 1 overall pick in the #NWSLDraft — the youngest player drafted No. 1 in history of the #NWSL . Just you’re average Thursday as an 18 y/o high school senior!
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
y’all were getting an nwsl reality show. this is gonna be messy 😭😭😭😭😭😭 will they show the lesbian drama or no?? 💀
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
they need to get rid of the turf at providence park.. 😳
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
so our plan is just alex morgan and vibes ? ok vlatko
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
translation for my non spanish speaking friends
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@alexiaputellas
Alexia Putellas
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@mallofooty
mallory
5 months
how do they think anyone will believe this? lmao
@glamourmag
Glamour
5 months
After a four-and-a-half hour long meal between newly-separated friends Sophia Bush and #AshlynHarris , what started as a platonic friendship had blossomed into something neither of them expected. For Glamour, Bush shares how falling in love with Harris has helped heal old wounds,
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@mallofooty
mallory
10 months
she’s so unlikeable i’m sorry
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
are we all in agreement that group b is the group of death? australia, ireland, nigeria, and canada
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
posting pics with another woman 5 days before filing divorce is so gross actually
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
why is she telling us this 😭😭😭😭
@Kristance77
kris 🤙⚽️
2 years
I am DYING it’s like we’re her therapists now
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
maybe this game will give cassius a new hero lol
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@mallofooty
mallory
3 years
christen press would’ve already been the all time leading goal scorer if she got the playing time / call ups she deserved for the last 10+ years
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
love hearing this about Alyssa Thompson
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
SO LABONTA SCORED THE PENALTY THEN WE THOUGHT SHE PULLED HER HAMMY BUT SHE STARTED TWERKING AND IT WAS INSTANTLY THE BEST CELLY OF ALL TIME
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
shut the fuck up
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
rose looks like an undercover superhero
@munson_bella
Bella Valeriano Munson
1 year
Injury update from OL Reign head coach Laura Harvey: — Rose Lavelle is making really good progress. She is back on the field and doing parts of team training. It is still day-to-day how her body responds. — Jess Fishlock will not play this weekend.
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
shebelieves in labor rights
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
get christen press on snacks
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
i don’t remember appreciating the comedy of this in the moment
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
esther says this and it’s fine but when i do the europeans come crying
@838_carlisle
ugh
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"One of the biggest differences with the Spanish League, which is a great League, is that here all the games, absolutely all of them, are like a Champions League games, at the highest level."
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@mallofooty
mallory
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@Stillmanator
Tim Stillman
1 year
LADS. IT’S BIG JEN BEATTIE UPFRONT
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
i hope alyssa has a good day at school
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
there’s no way the uswnt is the best team in the world rn..
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
something about this is so ???? its funny but also that woman had press riding the bench bc Alex needed to be fed
Jill saying she’s pick christen over tobin as a player (within the context of the difficulties of constructing a national team) is interesting
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
so sam mewis is just hanging out down under?? love that for her honestly
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@mallofooty
mallory
11 months
when will re inc stop putting things behind a paywall. it goes against their mission!!
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
me all july
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
they are so right
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
imagine having the whole internet talking about how shitty of a person you are 😭😭😭
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
nwsl needs third kits so the designers can go crazy
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
both lyon and barca getting smoked in the group stage is very fun
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
just a thought, but maybe coaches who are married to / dating former players shouldn’t be considered for coaching jobs. major 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
the idea that some arsenal fans don’t know who tobin is is killing me 🤣🤣🤣
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
uswnt strike in solidarity
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
i’m guessing trinity rodman is going to have the year sophia smith had last year
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
me when rose does anything
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
@keyon let me put you on to womens football
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
the uswnt wc kit better be good
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@mallofooty
mallory
3 months
i would not look towards dunn for moral leadership but that’s just me
@tamerra_nikol
Tamerra Griffin
3 months
reminder that Crystal Dunn, in addition to her tremendous versatility, is the second most-capped player on this #USWNT Olympics roster at 147, just one behind Lindsey Horan. I expect that Dunn will be leading this team too—publicly
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
the heartbreak some of y’all are gonna have when you find out ur fav smokes weed 💀💀💀😭😭😂😂😂 it’s ok it’s really OKAY
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
hate that when the uswnt struggles all the misogynists and racists come out of the woodwork to hate
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
brushing my hair
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@swampboyfriend
hudsonian godwit
2 years
gay people love to tweet something normal like “preheating my oven” and then add a photo of like. a celebrity at a 2003 red carpet event
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
when is this menace coming back
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
i’m crying
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
is her wrist ok
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
i’m seated for the banter and y’all can stay mad. going for a three peat isn’t something anyone else can say rn
@alexmorgan13
Alex Morgan
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🤫🫖
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
currently
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@NBCSports
NBC Sports
2 years
Who comes to mind?!
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
whenever portland oregon is trending i know some maga idiots are on some bs
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@mallofooty
mallory
1 year
am i the only one who doesn’t know who that girl is
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
so can we talk about the possibility of coach tobin heath, the soccer expert since young childhood??
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@mallofooty
mallory
2 years
can they race each other i wanna see something
@NWSL
National Women’s Soccer League
2 years
Legit speed 🔥
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