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gay people love to tweet something normal like “preheating my oven” and then add a photo of like. a celebrity at a 2003 red carpet event
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he’s already knee deep in character study for the 2025 hulu limited series “Santos”
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me: toucan desk lamp you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you
toucan desk lamp:
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Help — the worms (unknown masses) in my (22F) brain are unionizing?
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sorry but a mournful sufjan album about massachusetts would fulfill something in me.... airy crooning w/ copious banjo like “i can see his spirit in the windows of the Dunkin’ that you liked / broken tail light and i broke down there on the mass pike”
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some of u really see a cop do one half-decent thing and be like:
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it is not enough that i can pick out the heart for a stuffed animal at build a bear. I want to craft the creatures brain, its eyes and senses, its fat and thew. I want to be its everything, its end and beginning. I want to know what God knows
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the mortifying ordeal of being from Columbus, Ohio
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i am on coke but th four genders r crosby stills nash and young
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when i tell you i fell to my knees and wept when i saw these were XS
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Would love to just have one of these bad boys For personal use
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STOP talking shit about the Ohio Five Colleges
Wooster is INVESTED
Kenyon is TRANSFORMATIVE
Oberlin is INTELLECTUAL
Denison
Ohio Wesleyan is GROUNDBREAKING
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hot girls always have at least two beverages at all times:
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knuckle tatts that say “ABBA” on one hand and “ACAB” on the other
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Men wearing shorts in the 1970s.
We used to be a country. A proper country.
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Not currently simping for kamala harris’ stepdaughter because ive already hooked up with and immediately been ghosted by a well-dressed bklyn heteroflexible creative with a delicate ribcage tattoo. Just sort of served my time and seen what i needed to in that space already
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did my dad google “how to bond with your depressed gay child”
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my actions at the time vs the consequences of my actions
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this is my contribution to society for today thank you
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currently modifying garfield “ugh, mondays” content to more accurately reflect the state of things
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I made the sheep hat. Might add a pom pom too idk
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trying to feel good abt the impeachment even tho it doesnt matter because he’ll be acquitted by the senate
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Need someone to do this to my brain
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making a new one of these and its just “describe what you studied in college major in four images you already have in ur camera roll”
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Ok how many years did i stare at keira knightley’s neck and shoulders in various period pieces before i realized i was extremely gay
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cant believe there are two characters in to kill a mockingbird named Scout Finch and Boo Radley. Like no those are the names of some fun they/thems i met at a house show in Allston actually
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Everyone’s a bad bitch until Samson by Regina Spektor comes on shuffle
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twitter selecting a well-defined term to render meaningless thru misuse like
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whitney houston was right.... i do wanna dance with somebody who loves me.......
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Mr. Gorbachev, park that big mack truck right in this little garage
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i dont want a “career” i want to eat increasingly delicious and exotic soft cheeses
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everything i know about the economy i have learned against my will
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i am not willing to divulge the amount i spent on this necklace but LOOK,,,
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what if we kissed 😳😳🙈 in a bright provincial landscape rendered lovingly by quebecois modernist painter clarence gagnon 🥺🥺😳😍 haha jk.... unless?????
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its so true... altho Something about this one gets me every fucking time
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okay, i just found out that pope Leo X (whose surname is actually MEDICI.... yes, like *those* medicis) is abusing the papacy by basically selling indulgences. here’s a thread on whats going on in the holy roman empire (1/??)
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the ways in which tinder has a warning on some users like “this person is actually way hotter and more popular than you... :/ do you just want to grovel at their feet instead??” ... deranged
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its been like 10 months and i’m still thinking about the wildest tinder message ive ever recieved
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i need a 365 day advent calendar. I need a little treat every day in order to tolerate the ceaseless march of time
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maybe the real lesbians were the friends we made along the way
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sometimes life DOES feel like this OSHA illustration of grain entrapment
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You’re laughing. Emails are NOT finding me well and you’re laughing
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do you think gritty and grimace have explored each others bodies
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wondering if covid will finally kill the collegiate a cappella industrial complex for good
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why am i crying in the club rn, me and who etc etc
My mom and dad whenever they see a painting they like
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“what’s something that’s not prison but still FEELS like prison”
Foucault:
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just googled images of bernie sanders’ vacation home... and you all keep saying he’s a “man of the people” huh? smh
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my dad passed away yesterday. we had a pretty complicated relationship, but he was my father, and a part of me will always have love for him.
im glad he’s no longer in pain, and finally able to rest easy somewhere out there.
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so crazy that “a case of you” by joni mitchell is the only song
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me trying to milk every last bit of happiness and sunny euphoria from today’s combo friday mood & beautiful weather
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posted this on insta already im sure everyones sick of it lol BUT my massive scarf child is DONE and rlly so cozy ... you love to see it
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just bought crocs so we’ve come to a real impasse on which of the below i should invest in…….
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if i cant one day sit in a giant lilypad like this then whats the Fucking point.
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this is rlly kind of heavy to post on my stupid little jokes account and i sort of hemmed and hawed on this but its important to acknowledge in some way i think - 4 yrs ago today i was unsuccessful at ****ing myself which ironically enough has translated to success in other areas
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u guys were so sweet about my last illustration-y doodle so heres another i did this AM :-) white clovers with some (very messy) crosshatch shading. Combined a few references and photos for this
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Still not sure if i believe the greater sage-grouse is a real bird. It Looks like if a weird child drew a bird with big jugs and then from that concept art someone made a living creature
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ahaha so true. and yeah I listen to a bit of everything, my music taste is so scattered tbh! anyway are you afraid of dying—why? What unhappiness about meeting the beginning and the end cowers inside you? its from dirt we coalesce and nurse. it is to joyful dirt we return,
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when you were trying to figure out how to word that awkward but obligatory “hey you seem cool but im just not feeling it” text but then they send one first
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happy one day a year when i can bust out my thrifted pink suit!!! they/she is RISEN
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OK whats up, how do we feel about this lip stain, Is orange for me i dont fkn know
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the big three of each sign as cursed ben affleck pics - reply/qrt with yours:
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cheesy but cute wip (missing the motherland brain worms)
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