Dude: “Looks like you dropped your smile, you might want to pick it up.”
Me: “Seems that your a$$h*le is showing, you might want to cover it.”
Dude:..
Me, to myself: 👋🏻
I'm not the hiring manager, but my team is looking for a senior writer. Looking for historically ignored journos to make the jump to tech. Salary is low six figures. Pls. RT
@WritersofColor
#buzzfeednews
(Ask to DM.)
My Instagram account (fashionist) was hacked. After all these years. Yes, I am going through the rigamarole of trying to get it back. But friends, ignore it for the time being.
@burritojustice
This morning I saw a car following a bike in the bike lane and then honking at the cyclist, presumably because he was biking too slow in front of the car. 🤦🏻♀️
In personal news, I successfully took a pretty large (gallon container) Monstera Adanosii (Swiss Cheese Plant) as a carry-on on a
@SouthwestAir
flight earlier this week. This new development will take my plant collection to new heights.
Last Saturday of the month! So, listen in to hear Icelandic music and my raspy voice at 4-6pm PT on
@BFFdotFM
! And, because I was looking at my flickr account, here's when I met
@sinfanggg
at
@sxsw
in 2010!
My friends:
@TheSecretAlley
and
@thegalallery
are having a fundraiser to build out their immersive space! Donate now and I'll celebrate with you in July!
Here's another open remote content position, writing for big tech, via Aquent. Not my team but we work closely with them. If you're a journo who wants to make the jump: salary will be low six figures. Pls rt.
@WritersofColor
Is there a phobia that entails not wanting to leave your apt. because you live alone and your lock is jacked, so it took you 25 minutes and a neighbor's help to get in last night? If so, I have that.
Refreshing this
@NPR
graphic as if I could coax GA and PA to turn blue like I coax stray cats so I can pet them. "Psss ... psss, that's right, come over here you beauty ..."
CONFIRMED: There was no contact from the Trump campaign or the White House to alert the Biden campaign of possible exposure. The campaign learned of the situation from the news reports, a Biden campaign aide tells me.
So, how do people write an Airbnb review after an active rat 🐀 infestation? Don’t write it or be honest? (They were running around as I sat on the couch.)
A lesson from biking in the rain (today): that "cozy" maxi dress equals 10 lbs of extra weight to carry while biking home, slightly uphill in the rain and wind. :|
Not gonna lie, it's disheartening that not all 50 governors signed their names to this letter that supports the AAPI community and condemns anti-Asian sentiment.
A bipartisan group of governors released a letter in solidarity and support for the AAPI community.
"We condemn all expressions of racism, xenophobia, scapegoating, and anti-Asian sentiment," the letter says. -
@NBCAsianAmerica
My small talk skills were challenging pre-pandemic, it’s now worse. At a get together this weekend someone bragged about how many times they’ve seen the Violent Femmes. I hate the Femmes and let them know what they described was a personal nightmare. 🤦🏻♀️ 🙊
@SharonZJewelry
@BrokeAssStuart
"At the Mission" Only works if they use a photo of the Mission Dolores. Otherwise, "In the Mission" or "At Dolores Park" (the latter doesn't work as a neighborhood designation, but I'm only thinking of grammar here).
I’m at a conference and one of the breakout speakers (for a consumer product) showed an image of an all-white team around a table, listing their different job titles—the takeaway was: “it’s important to have the right people in the room.” 🤔🧐
Tonight I had drinks with a white woman friend I’ve known for years, but haven’t seen for months. She asked me if I knew Vietnamese spring rolls weren’t fried. (I do.) 🙄
#pandemicbrain