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lipstick marks on straws or on the edge of cups or cans has to be the softest most beautiful part of universal girlhood
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big fan of when lipsticks are neither pink nor brown but a third mysterious shade between pink and brown
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a hardworking man making an honest living. that's what you just watched. grow up and learn to respect all professions.
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boys will never understand wht it's like to wash a blood soaked panty in their bathroom basins @ 6 am while demonic cramps possess their abdomen & they're nauseated & feel a migraine settling in their temples & their fingertips are all pruney from the water & they just wanna di3
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im a yapper and every single day is my personal yapathon and i live in yapville and yapping is an all time job and im so employed at the yap factory
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some of these are SO cute but when you imagine how they'd look with your huge fucking knockers your bazoombas your chesticles your bazookas it's like lol oh nvm
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my parents drove me to sweet creme and got me a cookie waffle cone and my mother looked back over her shoulder and smiled at me as my father hummed a song and tapped his fingers over the steering wheel and if i could freeze one memory in my mind forever it would be this
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i wish more 19 year old girls could realise that the toxic guy they think they can't live without will 1 day become just a name in the list of men who'll disappoint them thruout their life & it's seriously not that deep
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man does his wifes mehndi for her every single eid w sO much love & effort &. her scars. he just tenderly holds her arm & makes pretty little henna flowers all over her scars.
as someone w a history of sh everytime i see her reels i smile so hard. this is so beautiful to watch!
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i guess i'll never be sad enough to willingly drink unsweetened black coffee like i just don't think anything in life is that fucking serious
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i don't want big gestures of love. i want a "careful, it's hot" when being handed chai and i want to buy strawberries for my partner. i don't want colossal love. i want love that fills the tiny gaps of my very tired, very punctured heart. love that i can carry with comfort.
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ill never achieve this waist because of my unyielding dedication to the art of chalo abb kucch meetha hojaaye
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if karan johar made this movie she would've cheated. but i also think that shashi choosing her lousy husband because of her unwavering loyalty and commitment to her family is the most accurate representation of a brown woman.
In an ideal world, Shashi would leave her good for nothing husband for that french guy
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every time a man posts this it's always with a picture containing the most hideous and ugly looking earrings you've ever seen
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that horny couple on a school trip making it weird for everyone else:
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i love some baat cheet. some chit chat. some halki phulki yapping. some hassi mazaak massti. im a gup shup enthusiast. a fan of idhar udhar ki baatein ackshually.
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i need phoebe waller bridge to tell me that fleabag finds peace. that she learns how to grapple with her loneliness. that someone finally chooses her. that it passes. that she finds a way to deal with the confusion and chaos within her. i see so, so much of myself in fleabag.
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anyway
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babil khan:
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sorry i can't pick your call i have to watch this dude with a bowl on his head pretending to be akshaye khanna
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if someone looked at me w this sort of adoration in their eyes,,,, yeah it would MELT me and probably make me cry ngl
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@addatude_
my dad attending my parent teacher meeting while having no clue what grade i am in:
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dysfunctional middle class families half an hour before they have to leave for an event:
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brown girls on their way to meet their friends after begging their mother for permission & getting yelled at by her
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nobody finishes reading library books faster than a 13 year old girl with a broken family and no real friends
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all the hehe has left my body. there is no more hehe in me. all gone. no hehe here.
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me liking everyone's instagram stories not knowing some ppl consider it flirting now
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this scene has a special place in my heart because this is EXACTLY what it's like living w a dysfunctional family,,,its hard to capture the dysfunctionality of a desi family without making it stereotypical and they did it beautifully here.
the plumber sequence in kapoor and sons..'ab is bure waqt mein jo theek lage'
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if my boyfriend calls me a bitch i will have no choice but to go feral and rip his organs out then arrange them on a table in the shape of a penis and sprinkle some gunpowder as garnishing and shanti priya-ing his remains as i make a dramatic exit out
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no man has ever babygirled harder than these 2
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told this angrez i'll join the zoom meeting thru my laptop and first thing he says when i joined was "oh that took you a while" yeah well charlie kameenay mera 10 saal puraana laptop hang hogaya tha phir usko chappair laga ke chalana para im sorry if u had to wait 3 minutes more
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a faislabadis german shepherd eats better than this
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if you make chai for 2 and pour into the other persons cup until it's full before pouring into yours i know what you are and i love you
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me and the guy who regularly likes all my tweets no matter how deranged they are
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why does he look like if i walk past him he'll whistle and say oye mashallah kahaan jaarahi ho aao main chordoon 🫦
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friendship breakups are really absurd bcus you gave 70 chances to hamza when he kept ruining your life but me not replying to your messages bcus i was too depressed is where you draw the line
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just watched this reel about this lady's husband who started reading a book that she only mentioned she liked ,,,and he was like "i like discussing stories with you",,, oh. oh to be loved as purely as that.
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oh to be loved like a habit and not a chore. oh to be loved because loving you is their default state of being and not something they have to perform like a duty. oh to be loved because they don't want to live a life where loving you doesn't exist. oh to be loved truly.
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truly enjoying my desi moms chicken tikka flavoured macaroni after months of pretending to like fettuccine alfredo in islamabad
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taking a gap year while living in my brown household has me like
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there's a heart in the chai. there's a heart in the chai my mother poured for me and if this isn't poetry then idk what is.
mama made me chai and chicken roll paratha while i sat on the kitchen counter and talked to her. i feel healed.
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idk ask him
how does one serve cunt in an academic way ... ?
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pakistani cheaters love to first cheat and then involve gods forgiveness in it 😭😭😭😭 staple paki cheater move
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@beanzont0ast
it's the offended men in the replies with footballers as their display pictures for me,,,,
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i LOVE that there are girlies out there keeping the 2012 girl gang shoe picture trend alive i love u so much don't let our legacy die please keep this going
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was testing a waterproof eyeliner at the store today by spraying water on the swatch and rubbing it and the salesman was like ma'am itna kyun check kar rahi hain aankh mein itna paani nahi hota and i said nahi mujhay rona bohat aata hai and then we awkwardly looked at eachother
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thank you allah miyan?
allah miyan please koi angrez yeh jacket apnay breakup ke baad kabaari mein phaink de aur phir yeh kisi tarah landa bazaar pakistan mein aajaye aur phir main aik din landa bazaar shopping kartay huay issko dhund loon aur yeh sasstay mein mujhay miljaye please
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listen. ranveer singh has that desperation for intimacy in his eyes that only a boy who grew up ugly and annoying & then magically turned hot thanks to puberty and gym can have. tHATS why he has great chemistry w everyone. he looks like he NEEDS the girl, whoever she is. yes.
I AM NOT OKAYYY 😭😭🔥🔥
❤️❤️🥵🥵 jeeezz Ranveer Aliaa hottest pairrrr everr !!!
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i rmbr wearing lipgloss in 7th grade and my urdu teacher said "mujhay pata hai aap jaisi larkiyan aisay kaam kyun karti hain" & looked at the boys of my class before saying "aur kiskay liye karti hain",,, like sanki buddhi im just trying to hydrate my lips. ure slutshaming a KID.
Not just that, when teenage girls try to look better, they're slut shamed by teachers, parents and neighbourhood aunties and told to focus on studies. Damned if you do and damned if you don't!
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now THAT'S a salad i will not call ghaas and might eat
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nobody has ever done this to me. nobody has ever wanted to. i don't know what it's like to have someone tenderly hold my cold hand, rub it and put it in their pocket. i haven't experienced this and chances are i never will.
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allah miyan please koi angrez yeh jacket apnay breakup ke baad kabaari mein phaink de aur phir yeh kisi tarah landa bazaar pakistan mein aajaye aur phir main aik din landa bazaar shopping kartay huay issko dhund loon aur yeh sasstay mein mujhay miljaye please
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i made my friend post a thirst trap for her crush and it's been 22 hours and the dude hasn't viewed her story now tIME IS RUNNING OUT please kaminay aadmi khol le usski story warna tere ghar ke aagay billboard lagwaa dungi usski picture ka you don't kNOW me alright
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ANOTHER SINGULAR LOBIA BEAN BABY?
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the fact that white ppl hold their pens like tHIS drives me iNSANEEEEE
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okay let's do this 🤌🏽
who wants a weird non traditional henna design thread made by yours truly?
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"your face is so round!!!! you should chew gum!!!" - an actual sentence said to me today by a girl. unprovoked. tu khaa bubble saali mujhay mera gol chehra bohat pasand hai.
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i feel bad now for rejecting three army boy proposals this year after knowing they get 40% off at KFC.
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some ppl are so lucky when it comes to love. they have love fall right into their laps at the right time and under the right circumstances and with the right people. it's all right. a part of me feels that im never going to be that lucky. ever.
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this. this is one of my goals. i want to make a lot of money and buy my mother all the pretty things she likes. i want to be able to do that for her. her own home. her own car. all the jewellery and clothes she likes. all the food she likes.
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"you won't find another man like me" oh ok as if there's a global shortage of brown men who lack emotional intelligence and will traumatise you for life
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hate it when someone who isn't a girls girl tries pretending to be a girls girl like no you're actually a horrid human being with a rotten core and would do anything for male validation so you're anything but a girls girl
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asking my father to open jar lids for me knowing that i can do it myself but im a princess who just shouldn't be opening lids
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scary how most pakistani men view women as commodities. suar ki aulaad tu khud khaana bana ke thoos aur marja. men like you only find brides because of your mothers and the arranged marriage system. mummy ki help ke baghair teri boothi pe koi thooke bhi na beghairat insaan.
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the moment you cross 20 every single conversation with your mother will somehow lead to shaadi and then you'll end up yelling at her and feeling bad about it and you're both just 2 women. one trying to stick to societal norms one trying to free herself from them and it SUCKS.
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the shame attached to yearning for love is so dark & dense. im sorry. im sorry i want to be prioritized, needed, wanted. im sorry i want to be chosen. im sorry i want to be loved despite my problems, & not just bcus it's convenient to love me. im sorry you caught me yearning.
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consumerism is rotting your brains. i use a 2018 android and will continue doing so until it absolutely DIES or something. go read about what's happening in congo. consumerist greed is killing people.
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ladies ,,,,i just took the 'everything' shower and im sitting here on the edge of the bed wrapped in a towel feeling defeated and exhausted,,. it's like i went to war
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kaash koi ameer buddha paison se bhara hua suitcase mere mu pe maarkay kehta chali jao meray betay ki zindagi se tum jaisi ghareeb nalli berozgaar larki kabhi mere ghar ki bahu nahi bann sakti aur main rotay rotay suitcase ghaseet ke chali jaati
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yeh nonchalant shonchalant kucch nahi hota chalo meray saath jeene marne ki kasmein khao
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that's the aan deyo aan deyo paijaan gadi pichay aan deyo gesture
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me at the bangle shop explaining to the choori waala bhai that my right wrist is slightly bigger than my left so i need two different sizes and all the ladies pausing what they were doing to listen to my wise words and asking for different sizes as well
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wear whatever you want but don't make it sound like your specific choice makes you any better than the rest because it truly doesn't. a woman looks beautiful in anything she wears out of her own will and happiness. nobody has a gun to ur head forcing u to wear western. be fr pls.
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yes.
What’s the sweetest intro to a song you’ve ever heard?
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"reapply sunscreen every 2 hours"
itna paisa meray paas tera baap yahaan chor ke gaya tha ya teri maa?
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u know ure in love when u have ur head on sm1's shoulder in the backseat of a car & u look up at his face as the streetlights paint his skin golden intermittently & u think tu abb se pehlay sitaaron mein bass raha tha kaheen, tujhay zameen pe bulaaya gaya hai mere liye
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having a workaholic bf is not for the weak its like dating ahem jee innko poora din important meeting mein jaana hota hai
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"chaand haasil hojaye toh chaand kahaan lagta hai?"
bhae mujhay toh mera chaand hasil honay ke baad poori kayanaat lagta hai speak for yourself pls yeh glass half empty nazariya mujsay dur rakhiye
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pakistani nikkahs:
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there are ppl who step out of the shower and just wear their clothes wITHOUT moisturising their body first .... and this scares me so much. wdym you don't take 10 minutes to lather yourself up in cocoa butter? wdym you're walking the earth with dry skin? pls ... moisturise ...pls
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a movie i will always recommend to people 🤌🏽
p.s - this movie is better than kapoor and sons imo
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the worst person you know has retweeted this
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me when army brats are like "omg you don't know how to swim?!" or "horse riding nahi aati?" haan loru insan mere baap ka swimming pool aur astabal toh jaisay mera wait kar raha tha aur mainey by choice manah kardiya ke yeh kaam seekhne ka mood nahi horaha
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the scariest thing a man has ever said to me is "imagine how much worse i could've done if i wanted to".
the fact that men, even the "woke" and "nice" men, know that they have every tool to ruin a womans life at their disposal is so, so disturbing and scary.
hope such men rot.
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personally im a huge fan of "chappar chappar" because my yapping isn't bak bak coded it's more like chappar chappar chappar chappar chappar
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living in a small town is awesome because ur neighbours kids randomly show up at ur door holding a plate full of cupcakes saying mama aajkal baking seekh rahi hain try karkay batayen kaisay hain & they just watch you eat one right there waiting for ur food review
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u ask a dude for notes and he looks hesitant to give them to u and u assume he's just gatekeeping knowledge but when he finally, very meekly, sends you his notes they look like someone wrote them w their left foot in a crazed delirium and possibly under the influence of LSD
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you want me to fall in love? the thing that sent radhe bhai to the mental asylum??
i wonder how people pass their youth without having fallen in love seriously even once. falling in love is life altering.
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THIS IS SOOOOO REAL 😭
i'm NEVER offended if a girl is similar to me in any way at all, infact i turn into a puppy jumping with joy because similarity means connection and i LOVE being connected to the ppl around me in any way possible.
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i once made a spotify blend w a cool guy and his music was all cute soft indie songs and mine was like shiELA KI JAWANI 🫦
what making a spotify blend with someone feels like
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i don't want to argue with my man i just want to say shut up nabeel so he can say ok jaanu 🤝🏽
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monisha beta "gajra" is too middle class please say "floral bracelet" instead 🤌🏽
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daewoo express did it first 🫶🏻
Airline IndiGo is now offering women the choice of not sitting next to men when they book seats.
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one day i'll have a lot of money and i'll open up a women only quetta hotel. women will run it and only women will be allowed in. i am so serious about this.
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