"the one" purely as a figure of speech btw if you as a man believe there is any such thing as "the one" for you, you're ngmi that's how you end up with swathes of men who never move on past their first love

have a based monday afternoon

her face card's so lethal it made UNODA draft a new treaty

people calling this a "bad ad" really don't understand how anything in the business works

RT @_chenglou: Worst thing to do when you're full of agency is to wake up and browse Twitter

@fuckpoasting depends on how much you've raised (3 patagonias for a series a)

@sfspacesquid so you're saying it got you... spitting fire

"gotta stop losing something that isn't real"

@turtle_chahiye

where were u wen death grips is offline

@tsarlemonade mmh cortisol causing inflammation and bloating makes sense

never check the scorecard until game over

@tsarlemonade isn't that just ageing what features specifically are we focusing on here

@samlakig men will have divine lightning coursing through their veins and thank "modern engineering" instead

"dap me up K" I would bro it's just that your hand is full of literal vomit (I still did lol I can always wash my hand)

whenever I see foreign exchange students on campus I can't help but feel bad for them