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join my reverse harem! i practice white lotus kung fu on saturdays ✨️ host of the space podcast✨ 🇬🇩. nyc. deux degreed. outlawing hot grabba in 2036🍃

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@magicalblackgrl
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8 months
@alanamlwilliams this got me giggling fren!!!! LMFAOOOOO
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@magicalblackgrl
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@YungYinkv @_benjvmins_ LMFAOOO THE SHOE BOX IS TAKING ME OUT!!!!! he definitely got some dusty ass cassette demos held up at gunpoint
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
mind u bruno not black, and paak is a wild colorist, RIDDLE ME THAT B*T
@jiggyjayy2
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3 years
I still can't believe Chloe and Halle got disrespected like that last night....
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
i wanna know if when they poop do they have to hold it so it's not a goldfish swimming in dookie water 🤔
@KennieJD
IT’S KENNIE AKA “TINDER THANOS"
4 years
So... the dudes with the FRIGHTENINGLY LARGE PENISES doing the silhouette challenge... how do y’all put pants on? Like where do you put it? Is it like a slinky 🤔 or a retractable pen? also do you pass out if you go fully erect? Why aren’t people asking these questions?
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@magicalblackgrl
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@niccoyat he was RELAXED
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
YES SHE DO! SHE WENT TO CLASS!! GIVE MY SISTA HER HOT CHAI PLS!
@crissles
king crissle
11 months
my problem is I believe I should have a little reward for doing the smallest shit 💀 you do not deserve a latte because you went to class @crissles
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@darian_ax @PursuitOfSusan chile, this payback for y'all niggas not buying shawties limited edition animal crossing switches 🙄 i ain't forget
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
🌱tl cleanse of nonblack nonsense🌱 ❤ be well brothers and sisters ❤
@ImKindOfTrash
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
@QnsNightMarket you should actually never do a night market again if you're going to discriminate against Palestinians
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@magicalblackgrl
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9 months
@DEFinition223 you going to jail for this, them girls gonna LOCK YOU UP!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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1 year
nah LMFAOOOOOO PLSSSSSSS bush left us behind, we don't know global surnames like we used to!!!!
@crissles
king crissle
1 year
i understand how yall might have thought Envy was latino but to see the name and face of Angela YEE and not know that lady was half Asian is... how. how?
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@magicalblackgrl
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1 month
@Nutmeg_Princess plssss because it really mean move out the fucking way
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@magicalblackgrl
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8 months
@dontfacetimeme nah tia this gotta go on the jumbotron LMFAOOOOOO why you got highlights of niggas hating????
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@magicalblackgrl
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5 years
@misttralton you really pulled up the THE SHADE ROOM, the lowest tier of media reporting, in hopes of WHAT EXACTLY???
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@thedigitaldash_ he look like he sniff ass at the gym.
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 months
and it's not LOST on me where she comes from and how she identifies.
@lNDlGO555
d 🪼⚔️ (share my pinned pls)
4 months
i am so sick of this photographic practice wherein dark skinned people are used as high contrast props in order to help lighter skinned people really stand out in the foreground
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
ub gonna have to give you niggas lunch periods because the way SU be PACKED from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. ???????!!!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
@blacksnatchhh see if the taxes on the crib paid, and try to steal the deed from him!
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@magicalblackgrl
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9 months
lawd they would've burned me alive in biblical days, the SLAP after the lie would go crazy cus FYM YOU WERE TRAPPED IN TRAPPED IN A WHALE FOR THREE DAYS????,
@jiggyjayy2
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The women in the bible era kind of went for anything, imagine you aint heard from ya nigga for 7 WHOLE DAYS and he come home and tell you he been trapped in a Lion's dens and only didn't get eaten cause of God's favor, see me i woulda told him pack his shit and go to hell
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@magicalblackgrl
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5 years
what a time to be alive.
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@magicalblackgrl
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8 months
ngl she SNAPPED lmfao MAMA WAS YELLING ON THE MIC
@jussatto
JUSTIN ★
8 months
just heard megan’s new song Hiss on Sirius XM and WHEW…..she really is letting loose on everyone omg. i was in my car shocked hunny
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
@crissles now you KNOW you wrong for this
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 years
@_raviee LMFAOOOO a statement full of grace and composure
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@magicalblackgrl
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6 months
when you read the history of the circus and see that they really just kidnapped Africans and disabled people to parade them around continents for white pleasure, you'll stop booking them barnum and bailey tickets.
@NoEmmeG
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i think everything is rude tbh. riding on animals, keeping flying birds as pets, the concept of zoos, circuses.
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 years
idk why i gotta tell y'all that posting a poor child's whereabouts and locations on the internet for EVERYONE to see and have access to is dangerous and insane
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@magicalblackgrl
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5 months
@jiggyjayy2 they don't speak on what happened to her and her sister!!!!!!!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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5 years
@KennieJD YOU AND THIS GRAPES IN YOUR OATMEAL, IM MAD I TRIED IT AND I ACTUALLY LIKED IT.
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@magicalblackgrl
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7 months
@KrissyLionz lord, like can we get some caricom conversations going????? not even a dollarama fundraiser to send books to school children, just waistline and vibes.
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
idk what analytics algorithm that fuledbyramen was using on youtube between 2006 - 2010, but the correct music made it to the niggas, and I am forever grateful
@MissSassbox
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I'm screaming because the accuracy is INTENSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 years
@jeandeauxmusic you thought the man who made doo doo brown made kesha's tik tok and I'm so unbelievably weak
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@magicalblackgrl
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20 days
@DrinkSolaPop boost this, no one pay that shit tomorrow fr especially in brooklyn
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 months
AND THEY ALL ARE INTERCONNECTED!!!!!! HELLO!!!!
@DrinkSolaPop
SOLAECLIPSE®️
4 months
it's so fire to be Black lol no matter what kind of Black you are, we have very rich cultures from America to the West Indies to Africa
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@THEEEhottie YG HAD THE INTERNS WORKING OVERTIME WATCHING THEM TLC, AALIYAH, AND DESTINYS CHILD VIDEOS.
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@rhyme_94 @Joons_lover_ @KxngJustxce you should be grateful sis.....no one found ya ip address yet
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@rhyme_94 @jinsbc @KxngJustxce YOU SAID "THIS TYPE OF BLACK"
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@magicalblackgrl
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1 year
YO LIKE UNDERSTAND THAT THESE TRAINS ARE QUITE LITERALLY THE ONLY TRAINS IN CERTAIN HOODS IS CRAZY LIKE MILLIONS OF PPL WITH NO ACCESS TO MTA BUT 2.90 AND TAXES MANDATORY?????????
@NYCTSubway
NYCT Subway
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There are no 2/3/4/5 service in Brooklyn. We'll provide more details shortly while we address water on the tracks in Brooklyn.
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@magicalblackgrl
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10 months
eric adams popping bottles in the club with rape allegations using my tax dollars with asbestos in the subway, everyday yall wonder why new yorkers angry
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
y'all really don't understand how crazy that hollywood whitelash was after the domination of black television in the 80s and 90s
@GaryLGray
Mr. Gray
4 years
Cosby Show Fresh Prince Family Matters Living Single I did them all before I turned 7. 😩 #BHM #Thankful
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
the contract was accepted ! omg ! I GOT A NEW JOB 🧿🌿🌊🌹
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
@UGHBARBlE "no because i literally cannot!"
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
my dad not knowing I've had asthma and a dairy allergy since birth 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 and he in my face all day.
@killahBEENbee
Certified Lover Girl
4 years
your daddy take to you to the emergency, they asked him what you’re allergic to. he says nothing. they give you penicillin... now you dead.
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
stop playing with perseus jackson, had more charisma in that pen than that ozzy osbourne ass 12 year old
@Lubzio
Lubz♟️
3 years
Niggas on this bitch saying Percy Jackson better than Harry Potter. A Nigga named PERCY BTW, PERCYYY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 months
actually, if you look into the black experience in combat, you find ALOT of "friendly-fire" or "mysterious disapperances" and "murders with little to no internal investigation" where black army men and women are the victims. please everyone.
@keatingssixth
Ms. Andry Noir, PhD
2 months
Ppl calling out that black folks in the military do harm—rightfully so—but calling them colonizers without discussing how the military preys on black folks so much, that we serve at a rate HIGHER than our population in the U.S. is an interesting choice lol
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 years
COCK SHAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
prayers for my mummy and positivity, is all I ask for rn ❤
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
I REBUKE, TUESDAY IS A GOOD DAY
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
GIVING YOU CASKET READY! GIVINH YOU "IM DEAD....LITERALLY"! GIVING YOU PERISHABLE GOODS!
@Xmiramira
Amira 💋
4 years
Melanin Pack 4. First pic without reshade. Second pic with reshade. Regardless of how much contrast you prefer, they both look better than the third pic, which is an EA skintone.
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
i will get this job ✨
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
SHE HOMEEEEEE ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
mommy in surgery, praying for my lil sunshine ❤
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
K*M*LA BRING YA PRISON BUS AND PACK THESE HONKIES UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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11 months
I have ingested 900 mgs of cannabis and we ain't even prayed over the food yet
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
i took my first exam with accommodations and that is the best ive ever felt after an exam, which makes me wonder, if I had accommodations earlier, where would I be?
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
some of y'all retweeting this with no bitches
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
why ub sending emails about advocating for academic integrity, bro we are in a pandemic and niggas are dying, shutup!!!!!!!
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@magicalblackgrl
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2 years
and imma chew every time
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@magicalblackgrl
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8 months
they trying to calculate how many niggas, what type of niggas, and how much generational debt can they create to ensure black people never get education again LMFAOOO
@BandzFanon
Icewood
8 months
The hell FAFSA got going on?
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@magicalblackgrl
kumite master 🪷
4 years
me after three glasses of wine showing out for my parents.
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
@EarthTone_s hey hey hey, scientific purposes only, research goggles on, i just need to know if it swim like a goldfish 🤓
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@magicalblackgrl
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7 months
I had to explain to a group of niggas in college why going to japan and participating in sex tourism when you are aware that the age of consent is shamefully low and the extremely exploitative industry that is sex work should get you locked the fuck up
@Nick__NC
Nick 💫
7 months
Your grandma was 17 when she married your 26 year old Grandpa and they were happily married with 8 children. These the kind of ppl yall calling predatory lmao just throwing around trigger words i honestly hate yall tbh 😂😂😂
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
Y'all my mom worked today and left my dad in charge of christmas breakfast and this nigga put cheese in the eggs and did not tell me. I've had a dairy allergy since birth and IM THE OLDEST.
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@magicalblackgrl
kumite master 🪷
3 years
first day home reviews: little sister, 10/10, sleeping peacefully, didn't bother me at all. mom, 3/10, keeps taking my car, put me on the whatsapp video call naked, won't apologize. dad, 0/0 undefined, imma strangle him if he don't shut up.
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@magicalblackgrl
kumite master 🪷
4 years
@ScarletVantae @rhyme_94 @jinsbc @KxngJustxce I HATE IT HERE OMG, BE BOLD IN YA RACISM GURL DON'T TRY TO "ALL LIVES MATTER" THIS NOW.
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@magicalblackgrl
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4 years
i am looking. respectfully.
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@magicalblackgrl
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3 years
burna boy put crack in ginger and on the low 💛🙂
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