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this is how my autistic ass reacts to every situation
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i’m sick of you guys inventing new celebrities. who is this. who the fuck is this.
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how was 18 even chosen as the “adult” age, that’s such a random number and barely makes sense
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rebel wilson calling her surrogate an “it” is the unfortunate reality of how *so* many people see surrogates. they don’t see them as real human beings who have to deal with pregnancy symptoms for 9 months, they see them as an incubator
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people in the comments telling her about lace code as if a punk is gonna see this girl with big yellow ribbons in her oxfords and think “ah yes this girl definitely is intentionally following lace code”
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“rockstars i’d trust to walk me home ❤️🎸❤️: *pedophile*, *misogynist*, *domestic abuser*, *racist*, *dead guy*”
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how the fuck is that her fault 😭
Dylan Mulvaney is a terrible role model for girls.
This is from ED Twitter, which is made up mostly of teen girls with very real disorders.
This post has nearly 1900 likes so far.
The comments are heartbreaking. I’ll share some below, but I’m editing out names.
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i’m so sick of you assholes putting zombie by the cranberries on halloween playlists. STOP IT!!! LISTEN TO THE LYRICS!!!!
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“be careful, that color might mean something bad 😖😖” shut up shut up shut up you learned about punk culture entirely from tiktok
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“people on edtwt are mentally ill, they’re good people!” during my time on edtwt, this 14 year old girl’s full name and home address got doxxed because she posted a body image and she turned out to be chubby. her images her going around for WEEKS with people harassing her
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HELLO, I’M SITTING IN THE BACK OF A CATHOLIC CHURCH RN DURING MASS AND I JUST HEARD THE GRINDR NOTIFICATION NOISE
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i truly don’t understand surrogacy. there’s so many kids in the system who desperately need a home
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maybe i’m too autistic to understand it but the phrase “comparing apples and oranges” has never made sense to me. they’re both fruits, they both grow on trees, they both have seeds, they both have juice. that’s too much in common to act like they’re totally different thing.
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@_wonkyteeth
almost all of the older punks i see say that no one in real life cares because there’s no one unified lace code and different colors mean different things depending on the city you’re in
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@peachie_xan
who said i have nice parents??? it was a purely hypothetical question, not my fault you looked too much into it
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random skinny people existing and being used as thinspo / bonespo isn’t their fault and they very rarely have control over it
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can a sorority girl please explain the random patches of glitter
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them having anorexia or bulimia doesn’t give them an excuse to be raging assholes to people
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what 2020 tiktok alt froggy hat-wearing kid donated their docs to the thrift store
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you can’t all be shaving your legs because of “sensory issues”, some of you are lying!
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remember when i said men don’t think women are funny because a lot of women’s humor involves deadpan sarcastic jokes that men don’t understand?
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violent femmes is a top-10 band name that i wish would’ve gone to a shitty lesbian riot grrrl band
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edtwt is gonna edtwt and take screenshots of random people and use them as any type of -spo
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@bimboprincessss
100%. i hate the sound of people chewing and breathing from their mouth so when i’m overstimulated and ask/tell them to stop, im written off as a bossy bitch, or, even worse. they do it louder on purpose
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WTF
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muting, don’t follow me expecting all my tweets to be about feminism lol
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it’s because they’re not actual punks, they’re 13 year olds who spend all their time online
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straight men want “natural women” until natural means not shaving the hair that naturally grows on your body
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not to sound like a boomer but internet addiction is melting the brains of kids. it’s so fucking weird how all that 9 year old boys have to say is just references to viral videos and weird internet lingo
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also these girls look so evil to me. maybe i’m biased as a gay alternative kid but holy shit
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“smiling with your teeth” is an anti-autistic ableist psyop and i will Not be partaking in it
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“what’s wrong with deepfake porn if it’s not actually them?” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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cuevas de los manos. forever and always will make me emotional. i believe they found child-sized handprints way up high, meaning an adult held them up and helped them leave their mark on the world.
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
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you're missing out if you only ever use spotify on your phone. i'm on my computer stalking all of you and writing down what albums you listen to. noticing patterns and such.
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a lot of you guys would shit yourself if you ever went to a hardcore show
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men take LSD and realize the same things 11 year old girls did when they listened to the black parade in full for the first time
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there’s something deeply wrong with people who find violence against women, especially at this level, hot and actively get off to it
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oh my god, i thought pinterest was blocking searches for bikini kill because of the word kill but it’s because of the word bikini bc men have been saving images of little kids in bikinis :( this breaks my heart
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tempted to download the app and make an account to see if i can find them
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@voidshitter
shut up oh my god, last year i downloaded discord so i could talk to a guy i had a crush on, this is so embarrassing
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how are you missing the point so hard. the point is that toddler girls clothing is 10x more revealing and skimpy than toddler boys clothing and that that’s fucking weird
Keep seeing tik toks of parents complaining that the “girl” toddler shorts are way shorter than the “boy” toddler shorts and parent hack: you can just buy the “boy” shorts for your daughter, like they don’t enforce it
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BEHOLD!!!!
got the craziest shirt today and i cannot fucking wait for y’all to see it
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running an account called “tucute receipts” in 2023 has to be some sort of federal offense
Chainsaw scars
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AMAB person gets tattoo of the worst style of top surgery scar known to trans man, person who did the tattoo justifies it by saying “trans people do weird stuff with their bodies all the time uwu”
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like, u can admit that you shave because you feel pressured to do so. that’s ok!
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@AustrianGommie
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i can excuse racism and the blatant genocide of indigenous peoples, but i draw the line at teaching kids basic human empathy 😾😾
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the video is multiple minutes long btw and it’s just them lip syncing to lana del rey
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god forbid lesbians do ANYTHING
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@johnwaterscunt
i’ve seen a solid 3 tiktoks of people going “this song isn’t sung by a woman??” so i don’t think a lot of them even know who george michael is
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this made me kill myself. goodbye.
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muting this bc everyone’s replied with the same (factual) answer, follow me if you’re annoying and like annoying tweets + answering random polls
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TOP TEN movies you MUST see before you die!!!!!!!!
1. the lego batman movie
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@hate2feel_
grungers, known for our impeccable makeup skills with perfectly straight lines and bright colors
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why do people always preach about following customs of places you’re visiting (which you should do!) until an american waiter is like “hey please tip like 18% especially if you’re gonna sit around for a long time after your meal, this is literally how i survive”
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at least imagine dragons has the nostalgia factor. what does melanie martinez have? songs about being a widdle baby who does drugs?
when incels are acting like melanie martinez is imagine dragon and tones and i level of bad when she is fiona apple or fka twigs level of good
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she may be trying to make it seem that way but honestly, i don’t think she regrets it at all
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amy poehler’s head photoshopped on katgleen hanna’s body in moxie
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i appreciate the historical accuracy of her having armpit but her having completely smooth legs as well is incredibly funny
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i think if i had sex with someone and then they told me that they’re not sexually attracted to me, i’d kill myself
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roommate who’s a freak and writes his name on pizza with crayola marker
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she’s one of those ppl who’s like “the american government is feeding us chemical-filled fake plastic food to keep us docile and subservient”
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people who put on deodorant by sticking it through the collar of their shirts are clinically insane
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ppl think women aren’t funny bc women make deadpan jokes like this and no one gets it
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there is absolutely no way you people are actually believing this has anything to do with “social credit”
In China, children pay for their meals with their face. If their social credit is bad, they don’t eat.
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everyone who has ever unironically posted this image is a phony
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i got a commercial yesterday saying that women in their 20’s need to use anti-aging products because that’s when signs of aging first show. no mention of men though
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listen to the way this guy talks about the woman he’s been dating for 9 years… IN FRONT OF HIS MOM, TOO
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“noooo i swear i’m not catering to pedophiles, i just have my height (i’m 4’7 btw) in my bio right next to my onlyfans, where i pose exclusively in little girls clothes with little kids toys!!!”
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do you guys remember tyler joseph’s “using my platform” instagram post
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watching porn…is bad
What porn opinion will have you like this
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“human contact is really important for everyone” 😃👍🏻
“…so sex workers should have sex with incels to stop them from becoming violent” 😃👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
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this is. thousands of dollars worth of ballet flats. she’s a music teacher. how does she afford this.
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i’m really high right now and absolutely sobbing over this kurt vonnegut quote oh my god life is so beautiful humanity can be a wondrous thing if you let it
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