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@madxbirch
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3 years
Can we just all agree Spotify shits all over Apple Music
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@madxbirch
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Tiger bread is actually in a different league to all other breads
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@madxbirch
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Spag Bol and garlic bread ELITE combo
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Wanna be influencers are what’s ruined Instagram
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@madxbirch
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Every time I go on Facebook another bird from my school is having a baby
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Mini eggs are scrumptious
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Someone said boys niceness expires after 2 weeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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3 years
There’s actually people in this world that get regular chips from Nando’s and not peri salted😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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@madxbirch
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4 years
How I have spent every single penny from my furlough each month when we’ve been locked up indoors for 5 months I do not know
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Seriously don’t think I will ever be loved like this
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not a cry baby, but yep I cried like a baby 🥺
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@madxbirch
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4 years
If I’m not in Santorini with someone’s son by the end of this month I don’t know what I’ll do
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@madxbirch
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8 years
Being a girl is so expensive !!!! One thing after the other with nails, make up, clothes, shoes n going out my bank just can't fund it 🤕🤕🤕🤕
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@madxbirch
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7 years
You know the friendships real when u actually laugh out loud to a fucking text cos u know exactly how thed say it
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Morning sex sets you up for the day xx xx x xxx
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Literally every drake album just takes me back to very different times in life can fully remember em like it was yesterday
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@madxbirch
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2 years
Why don’t Zara do petite jeans they literally are the length of my whole body
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Nah the smell of smoke coming off someone when they come indoors from going out for a cigarette 🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒🤒 horrific
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Being blonde is so expensive
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Well my mum just found my 12 inch vibrator down the side of my bed so that’s my 2021 over
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Being called funny is the best compliment ever
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Why do I get paid put it all in my savings account and then individually transfer it every time I make a transaction deffo have a mental illness
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@madxbirch
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2 years
Take its ID away before it breeds
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Bolts marketing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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8 years
What is it with boys that just PUSH N PUSH N PUSH until you've fully gone over the edge 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 Then moan that ur a psycho?? ffs b u done this
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@madxbirch
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2 years
I wanna go to a rave that makes me fall in love with raving again
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@madxbirch
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7 years
Just them everyday deep thoughts
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Never going out in Liverpool again
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Imagine being on a date with a boy and he hears a notification so they look at their phone and it’s a match on tinder 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 hate my life
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Cos they got em both in turkey 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Swear all veneers come with a pair of these sunglasses 🤣
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@madxbirch
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3 years
I’ve got white toes and white nails who’s son can I seduce xx
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Have you ever got out of a relationship and found out everything they ever told you was a lie 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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11 months
Will never be over this
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@madxbirch
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2 years
My lips suffer severely in this weather
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@madxbirch
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2 years
This weather just screams SoundCloud hidden gems
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@madxbirch
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3 years
It really don’t get better then this ❤️‍🩹 @djchrisstussy
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Rent free 2 years on
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Don’t this is turning me on
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Sorry but house music in the sun u just can’t beat it
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@madxbirch
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2 years
The fact no one can get tickets for fuse halloween cos all white vest rave tiktok 18 yr olds bought em all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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2 years
I just don’t ever fancy festivals anymore the agg of it all is just long
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Is there anything more infuriating then when u pay for a ticket and the barriers are open
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Sushi is top tier
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Smell of petrol acc makes me horny
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Being single on a Monday morning is actually Spain without the s
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@madxbirch
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3 years
What the fuck do you wear to the first rave in 18 months
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Popular opinion 93 need to invest in 25 more air con vents
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Can we all agree 338s had its day
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Outdoor spontaneous sex all summer xx
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@madxbirch
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8 years
FUCK them silly little girls that shit on ppls happiness and think their better then everyone else get ur head out ur fuking ass
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Every time u see someones nandos you fully get this overpowering urge to go an eat it right that second
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@madxbirch
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4 years
You eat a dominoes and then feel like ur gunna die for the rest of the night
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@madxbirch
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3 years
There’s actually people in the world that post Facebook storys
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@madxbirch
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4 years
If your holding a fish in your profile pic please refrain yourself from my dms
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Nah how have I just turned eastenders on and jeans got a grow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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3 years
I get such a thrill out of winding people up
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Night raves > day raves every single time
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Something so sexy about men under 25 driving a van 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I said what I said
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@madxbirch
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3 years
I wanna touch Marco carolas bald head
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Whoever invented prawn cocktail crisps compliments to the fucking chef
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@madxbirch
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8 years
How people can jump from relationship to relationship I do not know !?!!!! Finding someone that's actually down for you is so difficult
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Ohhhhhh and there was me thinking Joshua brooks was a DJ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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8 years
Im fully the most stubborn person like if u put in 0 effort with me have fun getting 0 back
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Who the fuck invented Jaffa Jakes compliments to the fucking chef
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@madxbirch
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4 years
@livhartshorn When the take mirror selfie’s
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Life was just vibes this time last year out every weekend maybe a trip to winter wonderland maybe a rave NO RESTRICTIONS
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@madxbirch
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4 years
This lives in my head rent free
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@madxbirch
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3 years
If dream valley is real it will be the best day the uk has seen since 2019
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@madxbirch
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4 years
This energy or ur cancelled
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@madxbirch
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7 years
Does anyone just have that one person that u just have to think about to get that weird feeling in ur stomach?!!!!!? Or just me 🙃🙃🙃
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Tiger bread >>>>>>>>
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@madxbirch
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5 years
Some people will never change and sometimes u just got to accept that and stop dwelling on what could have been
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@madxbirch
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1 year
Said no one ever
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Think a holiday is very very necessary at this point
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3 years
Docks on Saturday going to be the best day of this year by far
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4 years
All seriousness a private life is a happy life
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4 years
Dying for a festival
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Blondes have more fun
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3 years
How could u be 21+ without a drivers license
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4 years
Please tell me we left kenzo in 2020
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3 years
Extra long acrylic nails just make my skin crawl
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3 years
Day after a rave im acc a needy bitch x x
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7 years
Sad to think that some things will just never be the same and there's nothing u can do about it
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@madxbirch
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7 years
WHY O WHY do people have to play little games that fuck with ur head instead of just saying how they truly fucking feel 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃 so irritating
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@madxbirch
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10 months
Remind me not to go on insta tonight Destino story’s will dead me off xxxxxx
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@madxbirch
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8 years
All boys are a head fuck that's just standard
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Oi I got my lip filler out and my Face ID stopped working 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I had to reset it
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Need to put myself in rice after this weekend
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7 years
Can we just deep that it's the FUCKING 1ST OF SEPTEMBER wtf did I waste my summer doing
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7 years
If a boy smells good he 100000% more attractive
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4 years
Abode will be good but in a cold country ????? It’s all about circo in Thailand
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4 years
When there line is popping off and they don’t answer it cos their with you 🙈🙈🙈😍😍🥰🥰
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@madxbirch
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7 years
Guilty x
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Girls talk so much that they never actually finish a whole story, they always start a new story within the story they're telling
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@madxbirch
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3 years
No imagine McDonald’s have taken chicken selects and wraps off the menu i actually left the drive through empty handed
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@madxbirch
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3 years
When we all thought we was going music on during a pandemic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@madxbirch
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8 years
He doing it allllllll right
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@madxbirch
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7 years
WHY DO BOYS CHAT SHIT TO YOU AND FEED U WITH LIES AND ACT BARE INNOCENT AND GENUINE WHEN REALLY THERE JUST ONE MASSIVE CUNT
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@madxbirch
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3 years
I can’t believe creamfields is at Chelmsford next year could cry
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@madxbirch
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4 years
Ibiza next summer will actually be what dreams are made off
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@madxbirch
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Docks Halloween gone but never forgotten
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@madxbirch
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3 years
Having a bad day at work really makes you rethink your entire job
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