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@madonnasvergina
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archaeology, ancient warfare, psychology of violence
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Joined September 2022
a man asked me for a selfie so i sent him this one and he was like “bad hair day?” but he was literally bald and when i pointed that out he called me a bitch
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wearing this coverup in italian beach towns feels like being mia khalifa
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incels aren’t real because i’d happily have sex with any of them just to get them to shut the fuck up.
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the vatican must be faking this somehow . or….god is real?
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walking out my last day at my library job i heard my coworker say “a tragic day for all gay women”
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sophmore year i bleached my eyebrows so that men would stay away from me and it honestly worked pretty well
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the world is full of so many places to sit and drink caffeine
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mia khalifa retweeting me was not what i expected but it was what i needed.
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would love to participate in the nosferatu trend but unfortunately i am seeing bob dylan
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my nipples are like the eyes of an animal of prey . constant vigilance ladies
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fumbling with his foreskin.
whats the girl equivalent of a dude fumbling around trying to unhook a bra.
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i went to napoli by myself even though everyone told me not to and nothing happened actually
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these people are gonna be so excited when they find out you can still go hiking
Found a Facebook group where Boomers post their hiking photos from the 1970s and its like another planet. Pure Americana, but feels like a lost civilization.
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ur in his dms he’s showing me the rope he bought to hang himself.
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global pandemic hit me so hard i just fucked off and became a farmer
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i’m not like other men i only go to the strip club to write poetry about what broken whores the girls who work there are and then i go home and punch myself in the balls over and over.
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back when i was an escort i went on a date with this multinational ceo and he told me that someone had tried to assassinate him twice and i had to stop myself from laughing.
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on shrooms and my cats eyes look like the starry night sky.
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millennial ass romance we be sending each other cat gifs.
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i have one sip of beer and become horny in a way that dante would’ve written into inferno.
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as a toddler i knocked out my older brother’s tooth w a punch and would chase him around the basement in just a diaper and boxing gloves. my favorite joke was stabbing people in the eye with my finger. i also threw up constantly. i remember none of this but she lives inside me.
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for my birthday my boyfriend took me to watch the seals at gardaland swim around, he sat there with me for like four hours, i’d never been happier in my life and that’s why im going to marry him.
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i’ve got bright blue eyes and a big juicy cunt i wish i was capable of love.
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how u guys find romance thru social media i always end up in borderline hostage situations when i answer my dms.
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need me a freak who will torture my nipples with rubber bands while he watches the extended cut of gladiator.
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great about pornhub being shut down in so many states but the most evil and vile misogynistic porn you can imagine will always find a home on reddit dot com.
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