ymeou
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i finally fucking did it. i got james cage white to play worms with me. it was an honour.
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of course it's worms related dude i'm the worms guy
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how'd tiktok mindfuck the entire world into not understanding what POV means. fascinating
POV: You believe health care should be a right, not a privilege, in America.
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chefs are WHAT???
Imagine being a full grown man and being excited by cooking.
Not war.
Not conquest.
No. You get adrenaline from making an omelette.
Fucking nerd.
Chefs are worms.
OMG WHAT IF THE MEATS OVER DONE OMG 😮
Who cares.
Hardly getting knocked out is it.
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we may not follow each other but we are mutually human. i still love you my darling soul-oomfie
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fellas is it gay to exclusively jack it to men and never speak to women
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the insults dont even make sense any more they just like being mean
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should i make this my banner again or is the bar worm more fitting
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so they put a facetime on. go fuck yourselves. we've been able to do this for years. very pissed off at this
THE PORTAL: a visual bridge connecting New York City to Dublin
A public technology sculpture known as The Portal was unveiled this morning in New York City’s ’s Flatiron neighborhood. The sculpture has a real-time, visual live stream connecting New York City to Dublin, Ireland.
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tw// penis
penis
^ i don't understand trigger warnings at all if ur saying the thing that offends them then it's right there what's the difference between it being next to a "tw//" and not
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when i tragically die in a brutal stabbing or whatever i want my eulogy to be a list of every single bad thing i ever did. all of it. every little tiny crime and every big evil like psychopathic animal torture
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cancer free? who the fuck's been paying for it?
Ninja is now cancer free after being diagnosed with a foot melanoma last week
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whenever someone on the internet sees my face it's always one of two replies, "bald" or "you look like a jolly fella"
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3hrs left until assignment is due. still can't decide what music to listen to while doing it
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just paid almost a tenner for a drink i finished in 3 seconds should i kms
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a worm should sooner eat like a pauper with beer than a king without - worminthians 13:4
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i have a worm and he points towards the nearest wetherspoons at all times. gets a bit confusing cos idk which end is the 'head' but it's ok
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My final worm’s reaction to the holy hand grenade landing perfectly in front of him
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am i the worms guy yet? do you look at me and think "yea that's the worms guy"
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am i actually gonna get THE james cage white to play worms armageddon with me
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i bought. peanutbutter brownie mix. for my birtjdya. but im too srupid to make ittt
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the nicest person you know is a massive racist and they kick puppies
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BREAKING: Minmod's campaign says the worm that ate part of her brain will not affect her ability to serve as president.
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once again my sleep schedule is ruined because i needed to play worms
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going to start posting really horrible fucked up art and crediting random people
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if your gifs aren't good enough we can't be friends i'm 100% serious
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my father worked as a worm charmer for 45 years. He’s finally retiring today. I asked him what he was going to do with his time now, he said worm charming . Wow, nothing but love for the game from the OG
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WITH A BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
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i'm not playing worms anymore i found out valorant is really fun
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i'm going fucking insane the ambiance in this house is just fucking beeps this is like audial chinese water torture
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doomer adachi i would like to apologise for calling you the f word many years ago. you are a sweet soul. i know not where you are but i know you did not deserve this
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yep... that's a worm
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@yekanyefan
dropped my ice cream and started stomping my feet and crying in the middle of the street sorry pal you just can't handle the raw emotion
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ehehehe..... this is all i need in life
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just had to block someone because they were ugly. dont even care about what they tweet about he was just so ugly i never want him on my timeline again. looked like the fucking grinch
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been loving this modded minecraft shit. done nothing but fish for the entire weekend
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weed either makes me gay or so terrified of the future that i'm forced to go to sleep. so i dont smoke it anymore
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ymeou fact: ymeou is my real last name - i'm of welsh descent!
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my biggest fan in the whole wide world just had to be brazilian huh
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just ordered a plushie. only one ive ever thought "yea i need this badly"
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how long until people start blocking us for telling them to get on worms
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