My name is Maximus Decimus Joelintonas, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Geordie legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Alanus Shearerus. #NUFC 💥

Oh, and if any Prem teams or anyone else for that matter feels like givin Salah a bit of a kickin', I'm sure it won't do any harm. #NUFC

Getting the hang of this Grok AI art #NUFC

@NufcDani They’re NOT safety geps!!

Not going to lie, am slightly nervous for the match. But knowing that Tonali’s right peg has the same power output as a Space X Raptor engine brings me great joy. Think it may be his special night. #HWTL

@Mindset_Machine @pentlandkate

Just watched a documentary on #MountEverest The amount of crap up there is heartbreaking and embarrassing. Small Sherpa groups all being hero’s and getting paid peanuts to clean it whilst risking death is crazy. Why can’t those in charge just place a massive tax on the climb.?

@fun88eng Tonali 2-0

@fun88eng Hall 3-0

RT @MarchyNUFC: key to the city. NOW.

Grafters #NUFC

@pd_lynch Not just my two then!

Roy Keane is just class.

Sky sports all morning - Isak to Arsenal nailed on… imagine how good he would be with the service their midfield would provide him.. On Newcastles midfield, they are the best in the Prem if not Europe. It’s #laughable

Dad watch this, it’s called #BeastGames …… absolutely no interest in the slightest. Turns out it’s one quality show. I’m hooked and we’re now on Ep 3. And what the hell is a feastable?

@fun88eng Hall 0-2 Newcastle win

@fun88eng Hall 0-4

@fun88eng 3-0 Murphy

Smash the cockneys then it’s an all out attack festival with the scousers in the final. #NUFC