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if you could see into his thoughts you would see a fucking toy monkey clashing cymbals together
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oi Arsenal are actually catching bricks from Luton now it’s fully a 20v1 this is too funny man 😭😭😭😭
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we couldn’t penetrate this backline at Wembley una, Southgate belongs in a gulag
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Maguire icing the camera is the only answer 😭
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tell her to put my fries in the bag 👍
My daughter didn’t get the GCSEs she was predicted (across the board, by 1 or 2 grades 😩). She worked really, really hard too. She’s upstairs crying.
What do I say to her?!
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josh looks more like jacob than jacob looks like jacob
"My brother keeps telling me 'it's your time to shine', and I think I've done that today" ✨
Josh Murphy, after bagging a play-off final brace, on the support of his brother and Newcastle star Jacob Murphy 💪
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🎶FATTEST FANS IN THE LEAGUE YOU'LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶
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when you get griddied on by someone who belongs in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone <<<<
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one hundred and sixty three appearances....
In 163 PL appearances Miggy Almiron has provided 6 assists and 23 goals.
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@drsportsmedia
Not even an Arsenal fan but this is straight up disrespectful to Martinelli 😭😭😭
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Adam P on his way to get involved
Is this true about Willock, Joelinton, Trippier and 3 other first team players gang banging Eddie Howes wife hahaahah?!
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yeah I want to see riots in the streets if we let this guy go for FFP
BRUNO I JUST FUCKING CAME DID YOU SEE THAT NEVER LET THIS FUCKING BEAUTY LEAVE
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I am begging you ffs I will name my daughter Charlotte if this goes through 😭😭😭
🚨🔵 EXCL: Charlotte FC executive now in London start talks for ambitious move to bring Miguel Almirón back to MLS.
Initial approach already made with Newcastle, not an easy deal but Charlotte FC trying.
⚠️ Two days left before end of transfer window in MLS.
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England and Newcastle both being allergic to trophies will I ever know peace
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Isak for 65 million una 😭😭😭😭😭
Give me Isak for £65M in the summer and stop this Ivan Toney, Osimhen nonsense.
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actually got a lot of time for this admin I’ve changed my mind
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mocking someone with Huntington’s Disease, classy bunch
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that's my socially awkward gaffer 🫡
Jamie Carragher, Eddie Howe & David Jones loving the darts!
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EXCLUSIVE - Lewis Miley injured on international duty with England Under 20 squad. Extent of problem unknown but midfielder expected to be out for a number of weeks. Bad news for
#NUFC
. 😩
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it’s always that much funnier when it says the post has been deleted 😭😭😭😭😭
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every single person involved with our medical team
🚨 Bad news for Newcastle.
Joelinton could be out for the season.
🚨Joelinton pode perder o resto da temporada!
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THEY’VE GOT 41 PLAYERS NO ONE KNOWS
Pierre Ekwah with a thundercunt from 30 yards after snapping Joelinton:
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you look like a ballsack you daft cunt
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I rate Mainoo but let’s come back when he drops the kind of performance Miley did against PSG in the Champions League buddy, he’s clear for the time being 👍🏻
Just saw a tweet saying Lewis Miley is better than Kobbie Mainoo…
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we have Bruno Guimaraes at home:
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Trippier seeing his winger isn't a pea-headed spastic cutting onto his left foot every 5 seconds after he receives the ball
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we can’t all be given Lens, PSV and Sevilla lil buddy ❤️
St James Park seems to only be a fortress when incompetent refs allow it to be. Get a competent ref who isn’t intimidated by the home crowd and look at what happens to Newcastle. 🤷🏼♂️
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20 MILLION OR 2026??? MY FACKIN CLUBB 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
EXCLUSIVE
Dan Ashworth will be prevented from taking up a position as Manchester United’s new director of football until 2026 unless Newcastle United’s huge financial demands of more than £20 million are met
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@LukeEdwardsTele
#TelegraphFootball
#NUFC
#MUFC
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Chris Wood I hope your 2024 is fucking terrible and everything bad happens to you
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we are never beating the thickest fans allegations 💔💔💔
Why can’t Lloyd Kelly play today? What’s this parent club nonsense?
He’s our player now!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK ME
Burn’s been absolutely dire so it’s only logical he’s scoring in the second half
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@globalmoeez
honestly same to freshen things up but if you check the replies Luton fans are sending the invisible trophy gifs like how do you become so hated this happens 😭😭😭😭
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ENDED THE SAUDI KIT CURSE 😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Matt Targett being on a higher weekly salary than big Joe 😵💫
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respect the esteemed Sela cup sponsored by Visit Malta ffs 🙄
Nobody in this picture has witnessed Newcastle win a worthwhile trophy in their lifetime.
Not one of them.
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not being over the top but I will kill myself in front of Eddie Howe if we lose this demon
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bringing it back
⚪️⚫️ Newcastle have 10 points in 4 games after difficult summer on the market, second in PL table with same points as Arsenal.
Eddie Howe: “We can improve in lots of different aspects. But we are a really tight-knit group and we have to remain that way”.
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YO HOLD ON WHAT THE FUCK THIS KID IS NUTS
🚨 EXCL: Newcastle reach agreement with Man City to sign midfield talent Alfie Harrison for undisclosed fee. 18yo to undergo medical in coming days before signing long-term contract.
#NUFC
pursuit centred on clear path towards 1st team
@TheAthleticFC
#MCFC
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@DxBruyneSZN
anyone who doesn't rate Grealish doesn't understand the beautiful game ffs, he's now proving the stat merchants wrong and they still complain
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just say you hate women bud
Eni Aluko on Alexander Isak -
“He’s been compared to Thierry Henry in recent times and I think to be honest, it’s a fair comparison.”
The exact reason she shouldn’t be anywhere near a punditry panel.
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this was literally just for them to get a goal kick ffs we are never replacing passion like this you can throw any numbers at him and I'd still want us to reject it, he bleeds for the shirt 🤧
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just looked at my RW and sighed
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@NUFC
BRING OUR STRONGEST 11 I AM BEGGING YOU, IT COULD ACTUALLY BE A WORLD RECORD SCORELINE 😭😭😭😭
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you can all respectfully hold 🚬
⚪️⚫️ Alexander Isak on his future: “Of course I want to be here at Newcastle in the future!”.
“I came here for the project, I absolutely love playing here, I really feel at home”.
“I want to finish this season in a good way. I love playing here”, told
@MsiDouglas
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ma’s life we’ve actually produced our own Bellingham 😭❤️
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LET'S GOOOOOOOO
🇳🇱 Hope remains that Sven Botman will not need surgery. Defender is now training individually on the grass
#nufc
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Mainoo’s been impressing me lately but he was absolutely dogshit against us at SJP, why lie? 😭😭😭😭
Goodisoon Park
St. James Park
Molineux
Anfield
Villa Park
Kenilworth Road
He went to war and came out unscathed lol
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WHAT IS THIS ART MATE 😭😭😭😭😭
Alexander Isak this season:
15 goals
0 assists
The only PL player to score 10+ goals without an assist this season.
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can't believe he actually said mad dog, I love him so fucking much man 😭❤️😭❤️😭❤️
"Let the people speak" 🗣️
Bruno Guimarães talks through his goals and celebration against Nottingham Forest 🔊
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Burn’s been absolutely dire so it’s only logical he’s scoring in the second half
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WE’VE DONEEEE ITTTTTTTTT 😍😍😍
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Madueke brace while we’re stuck with Eddie Murphy and the kid who kegs Jay in the Inbetweeners movie, okay man
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easy for some 😋
The G/A of left wingers when facing Trent Alexander-Arnold this season.
Sterling - 0 G/A
Anthony - 0 G/A
Gordon - 1 G/A
McGinn - 0 G/A
Pueretas - 0 G/A
Mitoma - 0 G/A
McNeil - 0 G/A
Casserres - 0 G/A
Dominguez - 0 G/A
Ogbene - 0 G/A
Wissa - 0 G/A
Doku - 0 G/A
Iwobi - 0G/A
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thought it was about Willock, fuck off man
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@muchachobrotha
@drsportsmedia
ikr like how are you putting this guy with Ukraine Bolt yet to score a single Prem goal 😭😭
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Hitman is fitting because like Agent 47 he’s fucking hidden on the bench 🥲
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another one who can speak better English than
#24
😭😭😭😭😭
"I'm feeling good now." ❤️
We sat down with Sandro Tonali ahead of his return to action tomorrow evening 🗣️
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