Emily (M-net.bsky.social)
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This is like when the enemy commander calls you up to taunt you in red alert
I CAN'T BREATHE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
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Following President Trump's departure, the white house now stands empty.
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Imagine how good your posts would be if you tweeted from this bad boy
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Oh, you have an anxiety disorder? Name five things you can see, four things you can feel, three th
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Sounds great, let me just google "young Turks genocide denial" to make sure
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I have an idea for a Dixie Chicks cover band comprised entirely of racist femboys call Chicks With Dix that will make the entire American south flip on the trans debate
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@frasier_looking
@spamda
Welcome. Welcome to Seattle.
You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Seattle that I elected to establish my radio show here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors. I'm listening.
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@boygrrll
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Fascinating how you described this guy so vividly and then there he is, animereddit1999 in the flesh, like he sprung from your mind fully formed
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@MrGervaisWrites
Hey Noah, thanks for being cool and having our back, it actually means quite a lot to remember there's people out there that aren't just totally fine with the erosion of our rights. You seem like one of the few people who actually sees the danger in this rhetoric.
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@a_special_dog
Yeah sorry about that I stole it to make like 5 Twitter mutuals laugh but it got out of control and now I have 2000 notifications so I guess I asked for that anyway I'm engaged actually but I'm still down if you are
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Public school:
Home school:
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@AliceAvizandum
I'm a banker. It's as boring as it sounds. Mostly I do it to pay for my insane wife's science experiments.
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*Jason Bourne voice* "Have a shower, you smell bad." *Extreme ways by Moby starts playing*
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@Boringstein
@MaladroitIdiot
The Mario Cart mode and the dedicated fart button make it feel like a toy car for children that inexplicably is being sold as a real car for adults
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@AliceAvizandum
If the two neurons that birthed these ideas ever connect we'll have to deal with lindybeige racist femboy arc and I'm not looking forward to that one bit
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This is the real moment where "Walter White" dies. Afterwards, all that remains is his alter-ego, The Joker.
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Old timey plane guys were the best they'd make something like this and be like Yeah this'll fly
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Love to put a lithium battery in a 'waterproof enough' car and drive it directly into the sea
Cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat, so it can cross rivers, lakes & even seas that aren’t too choppy
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I fucking love star wars eu crap this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard
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@AliceAvizandum
Using my genius star wars autism brain to effortlessly recall that it's Wilhuff
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This is correct. Perhaps half of the can could be covered with a logo that says "Jack Daniels Tennessee Whiskey", or it could have the alcohol percentage labelled at the bottom of the can.
My most buzzkill opinion is that we should have very strict packaging and labling regulations for anything alcoholic or with cannabis in it. Caffeine should be better labeled too
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@AliceAvizandum
Folks don't read fan wikis during your childhood development or else you'll pointlessly remember pointless trivia for the rest of your life
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September 7 2010 - Jesse Pinkman escapes from the Nazi compound
19 October 2010 - new Vegas releases
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This is a ploy by big nail polish to feminize gamers so they buy more nail polish
I had no idea that nail polish could come with DLC packaged with it
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Fallout New Vegas was released around the in-show end of Breaking Bad. Maybe Jesse bought it and played it in Alaska and truly enjoyed the rest of her life
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I'm not a creep
I'm not a weirdo
I know what I'm doing here
I belong here
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@AliceAvizandum
How do you become a BBC journalist and not know about the Goldeneye incident ffs
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Becoming a statue Twitter guy but I want to RETVRN to this instead
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Fucked my wife in the ass call that TRAs forcing their way into women's spaces
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I'm a travesti
The doctor says that I got AGP
And now he wants to check out my anatomy
But he doesn't know that I'm in chastity
I'm a polygamous villainess
5 years HRT but still too scared to wear a dress
Boy moder and a C coder
Still posting on /LGBT/, it's over
MTF DOOM
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@MrGervaisWrites
Honestly speaking out against it is doing something, hearing other people stand up for us makes it a little easier to keep fighting against it.
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Don't you understand? Everything I did, Everything! I did it all for ethics in video game journalism!
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@AliceAvizandum
It's fascinating because your average nerd would love to go to space but for them it's an impossible dream and they settle for getting mad online instead, whereas elon musk actually could go to space but he'd rather spend his time posting
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Fecal bacteria contamination in New York waters, 1985 vs 2020.
This is what they took from you.
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They should have blue fire trucks called water trucks and they spray fire out of their hose and burn your fucking house down
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I can't believe I'm married to someone else's oc
weird post to be making but this is my art that i drew over a meme . deleting it did not stop it from going viral and maybe i can improve traceability by putting this out there? i see people ask what the character is from a lot. she's from my body of work! her name is mote
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"Bond, what do you know about Chapo?"
"Former drug lord, leader of the Sinaloa Cartel. Real name Joaquín Guzmán. Captured in 2016, I believe."
"That's right. The only problem is, we've gotten reports that someone's taken over the operation of his trap house."
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@opheliamoding
NIXON: On the one hand it's perfectly understandable. Every young man, I think, imagines what it might be like if he'd been born otherwise.
[silence]
NIXON: They do, don't they?
KISSINGER: That was not my experience.
HALDEMAN: They don't, sir.
NIXON: [expletive deleted]
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Our favorite misunderstood genius
star wars fan: [crying] you cant keep doing this
george lucas: now this guy is a pretty bad customer. his name is darth crumbo
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Clown girls are out, wizard girls are in. Let me get that hocus pocussy
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She's dressed up as Lara Croft to play tomb raider
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We need a Marie Schrader spinoff where she starts a true crime podcast and becomes a wayfarer 515 truther
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So fucked up we have to repaint all the signs in Queensland to say Kingsland now, takes bloody ages
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I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Monkeys being punched for free iPods.
I've seen George Bush shot to death on the banner ads on Newgrounds.
All these moments will be lost to time... Like files on Megaupload.
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Great little example of implicit vs explicit transphobia. One sounds more reasonable than the other, but both versions mean the exact same thing.
Always good to watch out for people with "a few concerns" or who feel like the conversation is "a little too one-sided".
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I can finally bring back my favorite pastime, terf chicken
Twitter RESTORES deadnaming and misgendering as a breach of terms. Offenders could lose account, be suspended of have tweets restricted.
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Priests really go around wearing day collars showing they belong to god like it's no big deal
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Her: you better not be staring at the single drop of blood again
My entrepreneurial ass:
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It's a deeply cynical, self-justifying pseudo-religion for the worst kind of atheist
Every time I look up or remember the premise of Roko's basilisk I'm like "damn this is dumb as hell"
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Allison's insisting Keanu Reeves played a character named "Johnny Matrix"
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This facebook meme is pissing me off. That's the same thing four times.
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You know they called it mambo number 5 to trick the Taliban into believing there were 4 more
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