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Jay/U.Iowa alum👨‍🔬/TROLL🧌/Josh Reddick liked my tweet once/Saquon Barkley disciple/Cooper DeJean enthusiast/prosecute Cade McNamara/ #flyeaglesfly / #relentless

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Think your job is hard? Every game, these unfortunate souls have to come up with ways to put a positive spin on this baseball team.
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New France baby just dropped 🎉
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Bring him back from the dead to talk to these Astros
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The Houston Astros are undefeated (1-0) this season when not wearing this piece of bullshit on their arms
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His finest moment as a Dodger 🥹 Thanks for the memories, Corey!
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Welcome back, Corey!
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@Pherrior @BornAKang You pay $8 a month to post hateful shit for all 116 of your followers to see, maybe examine yourself loser
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It’s over, the 2023 Astros can never hurt me again
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@Pherrior @BornAKang Lol nobody’s offended, we’re all just laughing at you
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@Rangers Gonna finish 4th in the West…As a lifelong Rangers fan I might have to take my fandom down to Houston where they know how to run a winning ball club
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“Manfred loves his Astros” is the most deranged, casual take I’ve seen in my short time on this cursed app
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@MLBONFOX @astros Shame the league botched the review. Tucker's foot skipped over the plate and tagged on the knee. Manfred still loves his Astros, doesn't he.
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@astros @budweiserusa A.I.dmin we demand proof that you’re actually a person
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Remember when they said nobody was going to care about the World Series this year?
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Should’ve walked him!
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A’s admin has comments turned off so I’m gonna talk my shit on the TL
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Guess who handed him his loss 🤗
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If the Seattle Coños pull off a W today, I pinky swear 🤙 I will not post another disparaging thing about the Kareners until March. Book it ✍️
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@MadScientistFF I once dated a girl who had the flag of the Soviet Union hanging in her room. That was a big red flag.
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Taking pitch 6 would’ve scored a run, but Abreu had other plans
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I need answers, @HoustonTrollers ❓❓❓
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Hey chat my wife just surprised me with some pretty cool news
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@TalkinBaseball_ You reckon it’s the same arm he used to hit his daughter and her mom?
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Quote tweet a sports image you can hear 👀
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Swift karma for this bitch-ass post dunking on a minor leaguer called up on an hours notice due to a last-minute injury 🤡
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Texas Rangers
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5 runs. 0 outs. #StraightUpTX
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@michaelschwab13 “This one’s for Bryan, Pal.”
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There seems to be a positive correlation between wearing Astros #22 and being an elite outfielder
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Is the Hunter Brown experiment over yet?
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@BenVerlander Did he return his WS ring yet?
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@Mariners Always good when the Mariners lose, right?
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@Mariners Houston Astros legend Scott Servais thanks you for your loss
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@Mariners How does it feel knowing you will NEVER win a World Series?
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@JuliaMorales After the game can you ask Espada why he never sticks up for his players and why he’s the most timid manager in the league?
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@ScottKaplan @Ken_Rosenthal @Padres A mutual hatred of both the Dodgers AND Ken Rosenthal? Astros and Padres fans should be natural allies, man
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@MLBONFOX It’s not particularly close
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@ChuckGarfien Keep that same energy for the cheater Joe Kelly
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Enjoy my lazy meme
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@Jared_Carrabis The prior “strikeout”:
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When I bought these tickets for tomorrow three months ago, I never could’ve imagined I’d be seeing Verlander pitch for the first time in person. I’m so hyped #ready2reign
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@Rangers IT’S BEAUTIFUL 😍
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@MLB @astros @budweiserusa Astros shattered their October dreams even earlier than last year 🤗
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@Mariners Always great when the Mariners lose, right?
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Mariners have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever 👀
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She rides up front with me where she’s safe
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@yankeeschar Bless your heart!
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@TalkinBaseball_ Despite @Jomboy_ ’s baseless slanders that he refuses to publicly recant and apologize for, this guy is great for baseball
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The location to Yordan with bases loaded 😬
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@Rangers Instant karma for this bitch-ass post dunking on a minor leaguer called up on an hours notice due to a last-minute injury 😄🖕🤡
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@BenDuBose This one was my favorite
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@jvd0730 @michaelschwab13 We’re not mad, our team won the WS. We just demand some motherfucking consistency.
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@astros Not a fan of this…it’s via the team-run account. Have a little class for a Joey Gallo that’s hurting.
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@BurtMaclin_FBI @Riley_Gaines_ Do you know what the word “domestic” means, you fucking moron?
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@astros Admin you were this 🤏 close to greatness why would you abandon a W caption
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@astros_dude You really should’ve added a sensitive content warning to this, Bro 😔
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@brianmctaggart Trout in ‘Yordan category’
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@astros My birthday isn’t until tomorrow but my wife gave me my present early after that HR 😍
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ORBIT IS AVENGED
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@TheGameDayMLB ‘19 Astros were a generational team
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@Gracebal0 @IcyVert do you notice anything odd about the angels?
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@michaelschwab13 I have it on good authority from D.J. LeMahieu’s 8-year-old niece that he’s wearing a piece of confetti on his shoulder that buzzes every time a Goldilocks ball is in the pitcher’s hand so he knows to fire away🕵️‍♂️
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@AthleticsRants Au contraire
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Ooo boy I can’t wait to see the picture Davey Martinez prints out for the postgame bitchfest this time
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@Mariners USE THIS AS A LIKE BUTTON IF YOUR TEAM WON THEIR GAME TONIGHT!
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@LiveSCS I no longer buy postseason merch until after the postseason. The reason:
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@HoustonTrollers You didn’t answer my questions though? Why is the only bitch in your life you?
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@MLB Probably Judge with his short porch and Goldilocks balls
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@RGIII The real question is: has anyone with a bachelor’s really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Pressly has not allowed a hit in his last 12 IP 😳
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@HawkeyeOnAir This is fucking embarassing for you
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Disney in honor of your Mickey Mouse WS season
@DodgersNation
Dodgers Nation
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Who should the Dodgers advertising patch sponsor be?
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The Eagles could win by 49 points on Sunday and the haters would still say they had an easy path to a Super Bowl chip “thEy nEVeR pLAyEd anyONe lOOoOL” lmao foh
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@espn WHY DID YOU PAN AWAY FROM OHTANI FOR A WHOLE FIFTEEN SECONDS NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT’S HAPPENING ON THE FIELD I NEEDED TO SEE OHTANI LOOKING AT THE IPAD IN THE DUGOUT
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@BRWalkoff America’s 2B 🥹
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I wish the @astros still had a Wdmin like this one
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Seattle Mariners
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the moon has eclipsed today’s final score
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@28in23 Triggered by colors = soft af
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@daisymaylol @Mariners Lmao just say you don’t watch baseball
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@MLBONFOX It was a ball but it’s the dodgers so it’s ok
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@TalkinBaseball_ Fuck you bitch. Keep the King’s name out ya mouth
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@dodgers_cards Cheater + pussy + washed
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