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get the fuck out. this is an adults only zone. im just here to show support to my favorite artists and people(if I can).🔞 dms always open

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I'm sorry for spamming all my followers feeds with porn
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This is like getting banned from a tournament cause you're too good at a game
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@Smug9991 >gets attacked >Counters attack nonphysically >Gets blacklisted
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@gilga10 *A little girl blushes cause she's happy* "What is this pedophile shit?"
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@pk_kenzie I bet his name's John Smith or something boring like that
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@shizuearts Everything's moving too much
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@Kekeflipnote @BrendanBlaber I found that motherfucker
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@TheKevstermania "MOM THEY SHOT THE MOON! THEY SHOT THE FUCKING MOON!"
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@RiseFallNick The dude is making the same face in both movies
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@SO0u0o Superman's dick breaking into batman's womb
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@train2n0whe2e "the lore of the box from idiot box" the lore is that it's a fucking box like literally a box that squidward threw away it came with his TV.
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@PhotoBrago @heefnoff @Lanipator This is the power of the ps5
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@emotionals3k I like the moments where Squidward stands up for SpongeBob like when he slams a pizza in some guys face for yelling at SpongeBob or when he apologizes for making him cry on April fool's day or when he spent an entire day with him because he thought he had killed him
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@ebeggin1 Looney tunes has fantastic comedic timing
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@ENBYCONNIE That's too real. It sounded like they were breaking up. That blonde girls voice sounded so fucking sad.
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@AshOfWhackbat @pk_kenzie That's the most space marine name I've ever heard
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@Pla3maS "I told Rowley to drink the battery acid to test if he was smart, of course he drank it, now I gotta hide the body before mom grounds me for a week."
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@nikitamissle I love how fast he fucking floats away from the gorilla
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@Sin_Salt this is the Japanese equivalent of a wojak
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@MrMeatballl Horror games in a nutshell "It's something cute but it's a little fucked up. A little twisted. A little bit cweepy."
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@despacedo Fucking mater gaslighting lightning mcqueen
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@Katamoog Teen titans go will have an episode called "Robin's bussy problem" and instead of addressing Robin's problem raven spends 10 minutes explaining the dangers of porn addiction
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@Edgethe2nd *goku starts twerking* "c'mon vegeta, we gotta beat janemba!"
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@DoobusGoobus They point out that Brian has met Jesus and seen him perform miracles but he's still an atheist
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@PunishedHag Next episode is gou trying to figure out how to evolve luvdisc into Alomomola
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@ZakaZ96 If any company was gonna do nfts I would've guessed illumination was gonna do it
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@AnimeSerbia She must be like my actual mayor cause I've never heard of her
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@MicroTrashPanda @bewitchedbriar That face is horrid. I hate it
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@rceezus Got another to add to the list. It just drops things on people
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@ZeroT_H ArE yOu NAtIvE? What kinda stupid question is that?
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@Saberspark We're playing with the big boys now
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@BigMeruemFan I bet Tiana wasn't expecting that shit to happen. "If I break the thing everything will go back to normal" *Watches a man beg and plead not to go to hell*
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@UltimaShadowX "Chris! Your PR staff is lying to you! Don't listen to them! Chris!"
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@AwestruckVox Hes blushing. He's getting horny over a girl version of himself
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@SpecterQuilava @botaniccal @JustM3w He's on a horny level that no man can achieve
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@ChristinaTasty "called someone based when they were clearly cringe."
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@SaintJohnPickle The parent signed the permission slips they knew it was gonna happen
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@HMKilla Does scooby doo live here? How the fuck are you supposed to eat that!?
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@VideoRosero What is it with fallout and having endings where the mc just gets fucked over like fallout 3 has no good ending you either die, get called a pussy, or get called a pussy for doing something smart
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@Drock34000 @NolanTrashZone This goes even deeper. Fred brought a water gun to School during a performance and the joker brought a real gun on live TV. We're through the looking Glass here people.
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@GreenTextRepost I don't see how him taking pills affects her in any way
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@Mlickles A parent is gonna pull up to school blasting Friday night funkin music through his giant speakers in his 2030 disney toyota
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@TheChaosSpirit Hello m'lady as you can see I had the COURAGE to talk to and bestow my WISDOM upon you to teach you the POWER of the triforce. It's hard to believe people like that actually exist.
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@MF_Ninja I remember having a fucking heart attack when I saw the prices at GameStop. There's no ethical reason for selling those games that high. People are always like "just buy the game don't emulate." Nobody's gonna buy a used ds game for 200+ dollars. That's highway robbery!
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@animations_2 @VenomDeathNinja I hate it when companies miss obvious puns. How do you have a company and not have a single person who loves puns?
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@SkullKidMikeK This is what hands in adventure time look like
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@cosmicConflux A young boy goes into an eldritch nightmare dimension full of creatures beyond imagination to fight the closest thing to the devil. Finn: (the dumbest phrase you've ever heard)
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@PunishedHag The end of the serie is gou realizing that the Pokemon world is full of bullshit that doesn't make sense. Like miltank, Tauros, and bouffalant have no relation to each other, venonat looks too much like Butterfree, and how Pokemon that evolve through trading evolve in the wild.
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@carlfranzen We get to see mrs doubtfires pussy in the cut
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@TheManGai @dyingscribe american dad is at its best when it's catching you off guard
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@BitchAssBowie I don't like learning that these people exist.
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@CoolioDavid I can tell cause Patrick has a bag under his eye
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@ZeroT_H "this game has to much gameplay."
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@sadelionne Imagine inviting your social worker to thanksgiving
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In the chowder intro schnitzel actually says "You share a big piece with everyone" according to C.H. greenblatt
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@UsagiGaruru "everyone has a natural eye for boobs." Yeah on grown women not little girls. He just admitted to sneaking peeks at developing girls breasts
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@bigpenisman3000 That's actually a funny joke. Humanity always circles back around to monkey jokes.
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@cutiepiedemayo You know what's weird? When I played deltarune I didn't think of papyrus once. He just got wiped out of my mind when I played that game.
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@_kairy_draws_ Modern simpsons characters are so overly designed compared to the other characters. Look at these girls in comparison to bart. That girl in the middle isn't even yellow she's got a regular flesh tone.
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@TAHK0 I like that the clown car emotes with howevers riding in it
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@GreenTextRepost Even when you say no as a joke they still won't know how to react. It just rocks their worldview
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@Renhoex If they didn't dangle a great game concept in front of our faces maybe I would care about their weird dodgeball game. That fake interview didn't explain what the game was at all, what were they being interviewed for? People are gonna study this trailer for years.
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@rabidwooloo I just wanna make sure I got this straight. A 13 year old girl is drawing herself in a relationship with a fictional 15 year old boy. In response to that a 20 year old man is writing a lengthy call-out post calling the fake relationship pedophilia? Why?
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@Keith_Garces This movies doing Paddington 2 numbers
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@VoksMoth He's one of the richest men on the planet how is he struggling to pay rent?!
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@KevinTemmer Write an animated movie without a pop song or a dance party at the end
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@DANILALONDERS Children shouldn't be making a caard that is filled with every little detail about themselves. That just becomes a Pokedex for bullies.
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@GrandGuerrilla @jackcats_ We are number one but everytime they say number one the entire bee movie plays and when they say bee in bee movie the nutshack intro plays and when they say nutshack a reverb fart plays.
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@capsulecomputrz It's funnier that Greg probably had to show her or describe what a pussy looked like
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@banannerbread I really hate fictional character in the real world sitting in the car scene. The random screaming scene The restaurant scene. The ending dance number I especially hate when a sequel to a animated movie has to be about babies or a vacation. And no more minions! Just stop
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@beanzaru Im so glad that rango was a one-time thing cause if a sequel happened they would ruin him
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@br4nchdr4vidian Dude I'm watching hereditary now and I only blame the host of the party. Nut allergies are really common so they should've known to have cake without nuts available.
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@KaiserNeko @antdude92 @MattMcMuscles Gentleman on the streets God-slayer in the sheets
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@rollinrabbits Man they gave Cera's dad the most unfortunate name imaginable
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@VoicesByZane "I don't want my dad to die because of some canon bullshit" VS "I don't wanna lose the people I forced to be my family"
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@nokkorone It took a minute to realize that it was the king of the hill theme
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@benegotherit He shook the bag and whistled then he started doing little pspspsp noises
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@HypraSeaPea Hoodwinked granny vs. madagascar nana is like goku vs. jiren it's almost an even fight but with no rules nana would win she bets lions on a daily basis
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@KAMONORITOSHI Naruto might be faster than light but can he take a shotgun blast to the face
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@bubblebeamo What did you do to my thread?
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@Vallantsaf Im just trying to find my favorite little guy but I'm getting bombarded by images of them huffing big brown fart clouds with glass shards in their feet
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@impasbitch Gorons when burnt fish is at the function:
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@HypraSeaPea Hes really coming up in the world
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@GabaghoulComics Modern Simpsons is so devoid of stories that they're copying the SpongeBob style of making new episodes
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@Mlickles There is a primordial need that man has not felt since the stone ages bubbling within that man
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@shescreature The original tweet was about uncle grandpa I just know it
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@warioland4real smartest man in the multiverse fucks up the cobblestone generator
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@kishikybe That's what I'm saying! They're basically cavemen with spaceship. They still live in caves
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@ScottyAngelBoy @br4nchdr4vidian Who let's a 13 year old girl into a high school party also what family doesn't give the older brother an EpiPen while he watching his sister with a known nut allergy? There's also no adults at the party so something bad was bound to happen.
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@VideoRosero I've never played fallout 4 what's the reference?
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@Thinginator90 Then Who're these guys?
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