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good morning oomfs, i’m deleting this account soon so go follow
@msdoublepisces
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i texted my mom about the stimulus money and this is what she said ... 😭
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my mom asks me to borrow large amounts of money and she has to send me those back so i joked that she should send the stimulus money at the same time so i can feel rich SKFKGK i’m going crazy
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@LaurieBecker3k
i pay for all my expenses already but thanks for the useless comment laurie! ❤️
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alright let me clear some things up since people are still confused
1) i have a job & i’m a full time student
2) i don’t live w my mom other than the occasional school breaks where i contribute $$ and have offered to pay more
3) “i pay bills” does NOT mean she pays my bills
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anyway my birthday is on tuesday, i’m graduating college soon and saving to move out of california and start my life so if you’re feeling generous my venmo/cashapp are diamondmonexo and if you’re not that’s okay too 🥺💓
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4) i pay taxes and yes i’m still dependent and she files for me but the last few years she’s always sent me my tax money back (which was always like ($200-400 bc of my old job)
5) i haven’t ever filed independently bc i didn’t know how and we had a good arrangement!!!!
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do males ever think DAMN this beautiful woman hasn’t replied to my 77 messages maybe it’s time to hang it up flatscreen 🤔
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you did a whole movie about being cyber bullied. do you really wanna relive that irl?
good morning since when is hating men an outstanding display of feminism? equality is feminism. loving your fellow human is feminism. have a wonderful day, bitches
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if you’re reading this far into the thread pls stop calling me a bum and telling me to get a job!!! if i lived w my mom & wasn’t doing my own thing i personally would not have bugged her about the money! + pls stop telling me to file independently! hundreds of people have said it
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i tweeted the texts bc i was SHOCKED by her response and i wanted my friends to see,, if she had been acting like this in the past i would’ve been filing independently sjdjfk
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alright y’all twitter poll... are your parents sending you some or all of your portion of the stimulus money ?
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thread of black mirror episodes from best to worst in my opinion
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@Whoisbilliee
@thedigitaldash_
BYEEEE were sending them to the worst retirement homes bc wtf
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@LaurieBecker3k
@missbannedalot
you chose to read my business instead of read the room? it would’ve taken a few seconds to notice that this was in fact, an echo chamber tweet!! come on now laurie
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can someone please get married please i wanna go to a wedding
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1) san junipero (s3e4)
-the best episode fight me
-won TWO emmy awards
-gay icons
-bi representation in a way that isn’t oversexualized
-has a happy ending
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honestly what the fuck
“Rape victim sentenced to 30 years for stillbirth under El Salvador’s abortion laws”
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Halsey: *sings colors*
Taylor: Colors? Isn't red a color? Like the name of on of my albums?
Halsey: Yes but..
Taylor: See you in court.
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3) shut up and dance (s3e3)
-holy fucking shit
-invented plot twists
-this one still has me scared shitless
-cover your computer cameras my friends
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2) black museum (s4e6)
-really twisted but super interesting
-the plot slowly unfolds near the end and you’re literally like ... oh shit
-has a sort of happy ending?
-black ppl getting justice aka the best thing ever
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do y’all ever think about how annoying david rossi was when he first rejoined the bau bc i do
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@bozedozer24
@inzzain
y’all annoying as fuck with this mentality tho, stop calling random strangers lazy and learn basic empathy. i work & go to school full time, don’t live with my parents and the only reason i didn’t file independently is bc no one ever taught me about it .... like damn
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okay i’m muting this i can’t believe lasted this long but i have hw to do, classes to get Cs in, a job to work. thanks for tuning in 😌
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6) white bear (s2e2)
-crazy plot twist
-that bitch deserves it
-another slow plot in the beginning but it’s worth it in the end
-who came up with that kind of punishment tho damn
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4) the entire history of you (s1e3)
-the plot is kinda slow but it’s okay
-pay attention to the clues or else you’re gonna get to the end and end up rewatching the beginning
-love isn’t real
-homeboy deserves better
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12) arkangel (s4e2)
-again, white people are weird
-i was guessing the plot and even though i was right, it still left me shook
-there’s no way in hell that girl was 15
-that mom is bat shit crazy
-trick could really like, get it
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7) nosedive (s3e1)
-this episode is throwing mad shade but i love it
-likes and views don’t define who we are
-i kinda felt bad for the girl like she just wanted to be liked by everyone
-it was a good episode tho and i liked the filters used
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ill take a fireball shot for each like this gets i aint no bitch
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@hasant_5
@KeenenLynn
@eli_932
@Mxleek
@MylesTheRed
@TheNaturalNu
@brbjeem
@GeorgeFoster72
sitting? there’s a b in debt
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i wish a white lady would try me like that
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@tereskiewicz
@LocoTaco
@vomacnas
@IericcI
@sunnysiku
she’s 16 and isn’t legally able to consent though. she’s still a victim
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10) playtest (s3e2)
-don’t watch this before you go to sleep
-a bitch was spooked
-gamers beware
-who comes up with these twisted ass plots
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coola is having a buy 1 get 1 half off sale at ulta if anyone’s been wanting to buy the spray!!!
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8) white christmas (s2e4)
-three different stories
-they’re all interesting and tie together for the ending
-the narrator guy is really funny
-i could block people like that
-FUCK BETH
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bitches riding dick instead of studying for that french exam... bitch ur worried about the wrong oui oui
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hi twitter pls rt this!!
my mom sells home cooked food on the app dishdivvy. if you sign up with her referral code (chekesha998) & use that at check out, you get $10 off your first meal (which will make your meal super cheap) here’s some of the stuff on her menu
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anyone ever: i hate this airline i’m never flying with them again fuck them!
everyone: YEAH! FUCK THEM!
lauren: i hate this airline i’m never flying with them again fuck them!
everyone: wtf stop being such a brat! there are worse things happening in the world!
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@ayersepiphany
i’m glad you were able to do that but for some of us that’s not the case or we just never learned
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@itskeyon
macbook users calling them macbooks instead of laptops im so tired open your purse
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@mmmmmmmkayyy
yes bc my mom isn’t always cold like this and she doesn’t really pay for anything for me anymore 😭 i thought we were reasonable adults JDJVK
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16) the national anthem
-listen
-why
-seriously. why
-the plot was literally just “should i fuck a pig or should i not fuck a pig”
-shoutout to homeboy for being selfless tho
-why were so many citizens so intrigued watching it live
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it’s sick that twitter hasn’t seen me with this hairstyle at all ☹️
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15) fifteen million merits
-the plot got really interesting really quick but ya know, it took a while to get there
-i still dont really care much about it tho
-if i auditioned as a singer and people suggested i do porn instead, my soul would be crushed
-i’d still do it tho
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9) be right back (s2e1)
-this is the first episode i ever saw
-it’s fucking weird but i love it
-white people are weird man i swear
-the ending was kinda boring
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you disrespect one sapphic and here comes all their friends 🙄 pack it up animal crossing new horizons
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14) uss callister (s4e1)
-this episode is just fucking weird
-but i kinda like it
-it didn’t really interest me until the end
-maybe i should rewatch it idk
-there are some really funny ass lines
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13) crocodile (s4e3)
-idk how i feel about this one
-that bitch is crazy
-like actually fucking psycho
-that lady and her family deserved better
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one thing about men is they’ll eat everything in the kitchen
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