Lulu Chua-Rubenfeld
@luluchuru
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cub | subtle jew | harvard ‘18 | hls ‘22
Miami, FL
Joined August 2012
My mom always told me that to be happy in life, you have to have things to look forward to, just to have something to be excited about and to break up the monotony of the usual grind. That’s why, every day, I come up with new and thrilling ways to disappoint my family
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I’d like to apologize to my droves of fans for not tweeting enough recently. You have to understand that, as a government employee, I’m not allowed to be funny
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RT @luluchuru: The pace of eating at Chinese restaurants on Christmas can only be described as “your last night alive”
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RT @luluchuru: Under the Castle Doctrine you can legally kill Santa if you believe he’s there to commit a felony or inflict serious bodily…
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I always know something’s popping off with my mom when my LinkedIn views spike
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Thinking about the time my mom made me go to a prestige Broadway matinee the day after I got my wisdom teeth pulled and blood kept dribbling down my chin and I scared a bunch of theater enthusiasts during the intermission
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RT @amychua: Got this email today — encouraged by the state of literary criticism among our youth!
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Now this is how you really know he’s an Ashkenazi Jew
Drake says he is taking a break from music for a year or longer to focus on his health and deal with stomach problems: “I need to focus on my health, first and foremost… maybe a year or something, maybe a little longer.”
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ME (getting back half of a security deposit): I’ve recently come into a large sum of money…
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