Lukas Knöfler 💙💛
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People not going to work when it's not safe to do so is literally the point of a state of emergency! I can't even.
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@ask_aubry
They want the chef to pay for the groceries out of pocket, then reimburse that? I can't even.
If you have a private chef who does the grocery shopping, give them an expenses account or a credit card!
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I think I've cracked the code! 💡
Tiger = yellow & black = Jumbo-Visma (Vingegaard)
Crocodiles = green = BORA-hansgrohe (Hindley)
"Jump the tiger" = position yourself ahead of TJV
"When the crocodiles have to swim" = when BOH are vulnerable in crosswinds
"You jump" = push on for
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@EstherMcVey1
It's disgraceful of you to use Martin Niemöller's quote this way, equating groups that were persecuted & often murdered in Nazi Germany for who they were with people who choose to smoke.
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@shaun_vids
@smolrobots
The not-existing part of our existence was much chiller than the existing part.
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@twisted__kidney
@ChrisElaa
"Loads of places to go, now there's none" while he is literally standing in front of a pub that he went to. 🤦♂️
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THREAD
Yesterday morning, news broke that Chris Froome had returned an Adverse Analytical Finding of Salbutamol in a sample taken during the Vuelta on 7 September. Many have commented on this, and often facts have been misstated or misinterpreted. I shall try to correct those. 1/
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This panorama beats any sponsor wall for a podium background. 🤩
#TDF2023
A pity there were no spectators on the Puy de Dôme (road narrow, no room with railway + protected nature zone) but a big yes to the lite podium with the views behind
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@_FriedrichMerz
Dass sich das beitragsfinanzierte Arbeitslosengeld (früher ALG I) am letzten Gehalt orientiert, während Flüchtlinge steuerfinanziertes Bürgergeld (früher ALG II) erhalten, unterschlagen Sie bewusst? Solch fremdenfeindliche Stimmung mit Unwahrheiten ist Ihrer nicht würdig.
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Yesterday's 🥰 moment: This young cyclist came to the
@TeamCOFIDIS
camp & exclaimed excitedly "c'est
@ClaraKoppenburg
!"
She signed his bandana, posed for a selfie, gave him her gloves & numbers, and was sad she had nothing more: "Can I adopt him?"
#TDFF2023
#FRAYORSCONED
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@Storch_i
@CarloMasala1
@ABaerbock
Ich kann mich noch erinnern, wie gewisse Leute sich im November darüber lustig gemacht haben, dass sie beim Besuch im Donbass so eine Weste und einen Helm trug und sich dort "unwohl fühlte".
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Every pro cyclist: "How is this in any way remarkable?"
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Is there *any* cycling discipline left that 🦊 Vos hasn't won a race in??
🇸🇪
#UCIGravelWorldSeries
Winner of the UCI Gravel World Series:
@marianne_vos
! Congrats champ! 👏🏻
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@forexposure_txt
The brazenness of contacting someone, then asking *them* to pay for using *their* stuff. I have no words.
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@Hitchcockian
@james_e_b_
1) Wow.
2) Farmers work way more than this guy thinks, and that's with mechanisation. Back then, it was backbreaking work from sunrise to sunset.
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@TheMendozaWoman
The Zentrumspartei was anything but Social Democrat. They were (Catholic) Conservatives and the forerunners of today's Christian Democrats.
The SPD voted against the Ermächtigungsgesetz.
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@t87
@lukascph
@gunsnrosesgirl3
It’s not glowing, it’s reflective. Unless they’re in front of a focused beam of light (like a headlight), it shouldn’t impede their camouflage.
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@_Katja_Diehl_
Ich bleibe dabei: Dass die Grünen 2021 nicht auf das Verkehrsministerium gepocht haben, wird Deutschland bei der
#Verkehrswende
um Jahre, wenn nicht Jahrzehnte, zurückhalten.
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@MikeStuchbery_
I mean, he probably is a billionaire in e.g. Zimbabwe, but so is almost everybody else.
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Kasia's husband, aka. Taylor Phinney, incognito 😉
#TDFF2024
C’est l’heure de la récupération pour
@KNiewiadoma
qui passera la dernière étape en jaune ! 💛
#TDFF2024
#MaillotJauneLCL
#WatchTheFemmes
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@GoZwift
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@esjesjesj
Not to mention that this guy can't distinguish an English flag from the UK flag ...
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@obey_little
@mcmansionhell
Ah yes, the famous "break with the past" of electing a fascist party.
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@OwenRogers
So nice of Van Vleuten to take time for her fans. Maybe that young man can fulfill his dream of winning the Tour one day. 😉
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Skjelmose: "I wasn't close, but closer than I thought I would be ... UAE did a fucking amazing, oh sorry, really great job." 😆
#FlecheWallonne
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@DannyBate4
It is still a letter in Danish. And the South Jutish dialect synnejysk has the wonderful sentence "A æ u å æ ø i æ å" with only one-letter words. (translates to "I am outside on the island in the river")
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@NoContextBrits
@LucasTurnbloom
Don't set up your livestream tripod camera in front of a bench in the first place!
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Chapeau to Geraint Thomas for going out of his way to congratulate not only Roglič but the other Jumbo-Visma riders.
#Giro
#Giro
🇮🇹
Thomas is congratulating the whole Jumbo-Visma team right after losing the Giro. What a guy.
#DomestiqueLive
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@truth2power30
@KeneAkers
Oh, Musk has said and promised a lot of things. I'll believe it when the check clears.
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@TheJazzDad
@o_ensan
Also maybe don't use the word 'peers' in your subheader when your father is literally a Peer?
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@FlugschuleE
Wenn alle Wahlen ungültig sind, welche Legitimation hat dann das Bundesverfassungsgericht, dessen Richter ja vom Parlament bestimmt werden? Da kann doch dieses Urteil auch nicht gültig sein, womit wiederum alle Wahlen... etc. pp. 🤪
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@sturdyAlex
Is he indirectly comparing the boss of a transnational European company with Nazis? I'm not sure.
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@erik_fluegge
"Man darf davon ausgehen, dass kein wirtschaftlicher Nachteil entstanden ist, mehr möchte ich nicht sagen" - warum sagt er nicht einfach "ja, ich habe der Gemeinde Geld gespendet", und die Sache ist durch?
Wer sind seine PR-Berater, und wofür bekommen die ihr Geld?!
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This is how TT coverage should be (I know it isn't live). Not just watching riders pedal, but analysis of their effort with splitscreens and other technology.
#TDF2023
Where Vingegaard took time on Pogacar during Stage 16 of the Tour de France!
@simongerrans
and
@Bridie_OD
break down the Dane's cornering aggression!
#sbstdf
#TDF2023
#couchpeloton
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Explain to me why they need to merge with SQS, again?
Per Strand Hagenes is the first cyclist in more than a decade (possibly, the first in history) who's won a race in a team which he is riding for as a trainee/development rider.
It clearly shows how deep Jumbo's full male roster is.
#MuensterlandGiro
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@ElisaLongoB
@LeTourFemmes
@GeraintThomas86
Yes, it did, thanks to
@helebridg
!
#GlayRelay
#WheresGsGilet
Almost time for
@GeraintThomas86
gilet to finish it's epic Tour. I'm on the Planche des Belles Filles ready to
#WatchTheFemmes
#TDFF
#glayrelay
#wheresGsgilet
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@NurderK
@c_lindner
Die Schlussfolgerung könnte ja auch sein: "Wir müssen den öffentlichen Verkehr gerade in der Fläche massiv verbessern, damit alle etwas davon haben."
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Lotte Kopecky's brother Seppe died yesterday at age 29. May he rest in peace. 🖤
Lotte Kopecky verliest broer Seppe op 29-jarige leeftijd
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If I had a cycling team, I, too, would show interest in signing Tadej Pogačar. Anything else would be stupid.
Ineos Grenadiers showed interest in signing Tadej Pogačar between Tour de France and Vuelta a España
- 'If they are interested in Tadej they must find a deal with UAE' says Pogačar's agent ⤵️
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Deutschland: Wo das "30 wegen Schule"-Schild vor Zebrastreifen und T-Kreuzung mit Vorfahrt-achten-Schild während der Sommerferien überklebt wird.
#autokorrektur
@_Katja_Diehl_
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Special cup for a special occasion: My last breakfast at home before I leave for the
#Paralympics
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Serious question: Why isn't the rule that a crashed rider may only continue racing after a concussion check by an independent person, well-knowing this may take some time - but in return, they're allowed to get back to the group they were in at the time of the crash?
UAE Tour: Adam Yates 'doesn't remember hitting the ground' after crash and concussion 🤕
Jay Vine, Mauro Gianetti and Mikkel Bjerg shed further light on fall that ruled British climber out of race with concussion, as team makes call to pull the plug 👇
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@SBSSportau
@simongerrans
@Bridie_OD
Great analysis! This is what TT coverage should be.
Also, 👍 on the pronunciations!
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"New year, new opportunities" really rings true for me in 2018 ...
I'm happy, nay, honoured to be able to say that I'll be the
@Cyclingnewsfeed
Women's Road Cycling Correspondent and cover the
#UCIWWT
for them!
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"You're the first Belgian to win the race, does that do anything for you?"
"Today, not really, no."
❤️
#NokereKoerse
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Several cats living around our
#Sicily
holiday home. This is the one we dubbed Bianca. 10/10 for commitment to siesta, dozing without a care in the world.
@thecatreviewer
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@daniellloyd1
So much this.
Most team managers are notoriously risk-averse control freaks. Which is understandable to a point - but these race days where things get out of control and you can't calculate anymore, you just have to *race* are the ones that people will remember.
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The whole family walked with us down to the rocky coast to watch the breaking waves. 40/40 for showing tourists around.
@thecatreviewer
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@KiddoCarson
@ask_aubry
And Germans already are one of the European peoples who are the most workaholic, doing lots of overtime.
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This is George. 10/10 for duping an entire Leicester neighbourhood into feeding him.
@thecatreviewer
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Neighbour's cat during the very important nap testing of a child's car seat. 10/10 for commitment to testing, +2 for gorgeous markings.
#Caturday
@thecatreviewer
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