Dr Lucy Chalice Author
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Slightly mad scientist 👩🔬 horse wrangler 🐴 rom com author 📚with @0neMoreChapter_ Rep: @thekiagency Instagram: @lucychalice .author
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My personal marketing strategies for these books summed up. 👀😬😂
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As a grown woman, 6:25 pm is not too early for pyjamas, right? 👀
Asking for a friend (me, I’m asking for me 😬).
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Reassure me on something, Twitter, please. In swimming lessons as a child we had to learn to swim wearing pyjamas. One exercise was to remove pyjama bottoms while treading water, tie knots in the legs and blow up to use as a float.
Other people did this too, right? RIGHT?! 👀😬
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Oh yeah - because selfies are only for the 20-somethings according to some men. 🤦🏼♀️😬
Krys is stunningly beautiful irrespective of her age.
Here’s my 42-year-old face (again 👀😂) to piss off the haters.
Women over 40 rock. ❤️
Day 2 of posting a selfie of my 40 year old self because some old men think no one over 20 deserves to exist in public.
Have the day you deserve 😘!
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I live smack bang between Daphne du Maurier and Agatha Christie, and a bit below Ted Hughes. 😌
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The importance of proof-reading. 👀
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Middle-aged rock chick, anyone? No? I’ll see myself out…👀😬
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Have I just fallen over in the dark putting my chickens to bed, and bashed up my arm? Yes.
Am I feeling sorry for myself and looking for sympathy? Also yes. 😬😭
Did I drop the eggs? No. 💪🏻
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This is exactly the sort of random, angry motivation from a stranger that I need in my life. 👀😬
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I want these sparkly boots really badly. But I have nowhere to wear them and they’d be a rubbish alternative to wellies.
But still. 🥹
I could just wear them round the house, with my PJs, right? 👀
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Wowzers in your trousers. 😃
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Hiding in the stables to avoid my responsibilities is totally fine, right? 👀
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Good morning Twitter. I have accidentally dressed all in black today, so to embrace my inner goth, I have decreed it’s a dramatic eyeliner kind of day. 👀
As you were.
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Help me choose a dress for the HarperCollins party next week. 😬
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Lost my editing companion today after 13 years with her. She was funny and weird, yet so very gentle and affectionate.
Each little soul who comes into my life, no matter the species, gets a piece of my heart, so I’m feeling a bit broken now she’s gone. 💔
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A little known fact: I have a Cruella de Vil style streak of white hair in my fringe, it’s been there since I was about 17/18, just a few hairs at first, then a lot more. And I’ve tried to hide it for years.
In 2024, I’m embracing it and going all out villain mode. 👀😂
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Tea in my favourite mug for the win on this hot day in my office. Let’s do this Friday. 😬💪🏻
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Might have to set fire to my house, starting with the shower. 😱
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May have accidentally purchased this. And there is no one here to share it with. Oh well. 👀😬😋
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So I just got the belt loop on my jeans caught on the door latch and ran into the wall, if you want to know how my lunch break is going. 🤦🏼♀️
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Me and my new midlife crisis leather jacket (which I LOVE) have snuck back in for a peek. Are we playing nicely here? Or still not? 👀😬
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Well, shit damn. I’ve been novelling wrong all these years. Here I was thinking that I was reading for entertainment but really I should have been paying attention to the hidden life lessons the author was trying to impart to me. 👀🤦🏼♀️
Novels should do more than simply entertain. Any novel written solely to entertain is a failure, and novelists owe their readers more.
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Balloons for me. Bring on the cake for breakfast. 🥳
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Bought a dress for a party, can never eat again. 👀😬😂
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I’m British. I apologise for things that are not even my fault. Like when I’m standing still, minding my own business, and someone else bumps into me. 😬🤦🏼♀️
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How old is too old to have a giant marshmallow flump with your hotel dinner? 👀
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You don’t want the vessel with the pestle. But if you want the Chalice from the Palace, you’re in the right place. 👀
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My day job concisely and accurately described in one sentence. 🤷♀️
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Damn it. My only redeeming quality and apparently it makes me mentally unstable. 🙄
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Did I purposefully let a few bananas go very brown so I’d *have* to bake with them?
Yes.
Did I make enough banana muffins to ensure I could OD on them?
Also yes.
Does my house smell amazeballs?
Oh hell yes. 😋
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It’s my birthday and it’s been quite the year:
- 2 books published
- new job
- taken on power of attorney for my father who I’ve not spoken to for 25 years
Here I am aged 44 and 9 (rocking a waistcoat).
Little Lucy would definitely wonder who on earth the weirdo on the left is…
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Friday - haircut, red jumper, cheesy wink and a finger gun for this romance author? Hell yes. 😉💪🏻🔫💪🏻
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Thank you for your concern everyone.
Might have to set fire to my house, starting with the shower. 😱
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Don’t make me beg. Ok, I’ll beg.
Please buy my book!! 👀😂
#booktwitter
#book
#romcom
#romancebooks
#novel
#helpagirlout
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Homeward bound, been a lovely and very toasty warm holiday. Back to a mountain of washing, book edits, work and school holiday chaos. Ready yourself, Chalice. 😬
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Is there a support group for parents who have attended kid’s parties? 👀😬
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What does your inner warrior look like? Here is mine:
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This happens way too often to me. And it hurts so much I laugh, like a mad woman. 👀😬😂
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Cowboy boots on a middle-aged English woman, living in rural England, within no sight of a real cowboy. Yes or no?! 😬
I reallllllly want some! 🙈
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Show me a cool B&W photo of you. 👀
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I have gained a few followers recently, so:
- I write romance/horror - it’s fiction
- I post selfies - my expressions are generally ridiculous 🤷♀️
- I like science - I don’t want to debate it on here
- I follow writers/editors etc and people I like interacting with
Peace out ❤️
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This is the face and a cheesy thumbs up of a writer who got her edits in on time. Whoop. 💪🏻🥳❤️
It’s a ‘coffee and a fluffy, stripy socks’ kind of a day today. 🥰
It’s also a ‘bloody hell I need to get my edits back to my publisher’ kind of a day too. 😬
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Watching Grease with my lunch. And have never really listened to the lyrics of Greased Lightning before. I am 😮
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Is there a universal sign/emoji/emoticon for sarcasm? Or symbol to indicate presence of a dry British humour? One that my friends in the USA might recognise? 👀🤷♀️
Asking for a friend. (Me, I’m asking for me 👀😬🤦🏼♀️)
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Farmering jobs sometimes take me to the best places on the farm, and at this time of year, the bluebells in the woods are heavenly.
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Was it a bobble hat kind of a morning, this morning? Yes it was. 🥶
Do I love a bobble hat though? Indubitably. 😍
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It’s a blustery autumn day here in Devon. One that calls for messy hair, snuggly jumpers, tea and chocolate cake while I write.
I am deep into development edits on book 2, and I am falling in love with this story once again.
Hope your Sunday is being good to you. ❤️
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How is it that when you’ve made peace with a decision to remove someone from your life, because they repeatedly hurt and reject you, just a snippet of news about them can knock you all the way off your axis again. ☹️
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Yesterday my publisher emailed me to say that
#thehothenryeffect
was the number 1 requested book on
#netgalley
And I am unsure how I feel. 👀😬🫠
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I am yours. ❤️
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Twitter X peeps, are we ok? Because there’s a lot of grumpiness, sniping and bitching on my TL today and I’m not sure why. 🤷♀️
So I’m just going to look at this pretty late blooming rose from my garden and hope everyone chills the chuff out. 👍🏻
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Drop a cool photo of you doing your job.
An oldie, but a goodie. In the days when I worked in the lab. 👩🔬
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Sorry in advance, but this is my default too. 🤷♀️😬
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Whipped in the face with a muddy horse tail this morning if you’re wondering how my day started. 😬🤦🏼♀️
Freshly showered now, classical music on, head down for some serious sciencing today.
Don’t have too much fun without me. 👀
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It’s release day for
#thehothenryeffect
so I thought I’d do a little dance.
Thank you to everyone who’s on this amazing joy ride with me! 🥰🥳🫠🤯
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Who’s in?
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So, umm, turns out that getting a book deal means it will actually get published. And be available for preorder at lots of places. In the world. 👀
@0neMoreChapter_
Guess I can share the news now. ❤️
So, you know, buy it, if you want. Thanks. 😬
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I think I’d get a lot of writing done here. 😍
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Smart women who are badass, and also like animals? 👌🏻😌
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Spending ages constructing a polite but dismissive rebuttal tweet against a ‘correction’ to one of my prompts. Only to think fuck it, and delete. Because what’s the point of arguing with people* who only see their own point of view as valid?
*Men, it’s always a man. 🤦🏼♀️🙄
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Planted a tree, ridiculously proud of myself. 💅
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