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sanrio st*r & soulsten truther .𖥔 ݁ ˖𓆏.𖥔 ݁ ˖ she/her backup : @sanrioparx
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My favorite part about this meme template is how everyone keeps switching out the music artists but Dan and Phil NEVER change.
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@Dustinkcouch I don’t like this bc the internet has a history of making silly posts into prophecies
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Have y’all ever cried during a concert?? That feels like it would be such a powerful and real thing to do.
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I love getting notifications for tweets like this and needing to check if he is talking to a fan or a republican
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SAVE ME WHITE BOY
“save me white boy” and it’s literally just a random picture of awsten knight.
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Seeing someone wear Waterparks merch in public is one thing bc they could easily just be a casual fan and just like their music but seeing someone wear hiidef in public is a whole other affair bc you KNOW that person is also in the trenches.
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Seeing how many TikToks that Awsten did with Sophie and Loveless didn’t even get a selfie is actually really funny im so sorry.
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Dallon performed Please Please Please and then said he would love to open for Sabrina Carpenter
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@plazynoodles IVE BEEN THINKING AND WAITING FOR THIS CONVERSATION FOREVER AND I KNOW ITS BECAUSE SO MANY WHITE PEOPLE MAKE THEMSELVES LOOK DARKER AND NOT WHITE THAT NOW POC ALSO LOOK WHITE IN COMPARISON !!!
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Also btw dallon said he would love to do a collab with Waterparks and called them sweet baby boys :3.
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OTTO GOT OUTED AS A SERIAL KILLER AND THIS PERSON IS CONCERNED THAT THERE WONT BE A NEW PARX ALBUM
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I actually need more people thinking like this so maybe tickets get cheaper.
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I HAD A VISION
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Announcing presale before you even announce a lineup is lowkey crazy.
we are so back. presale thurs 10.24 at 9 am pt | 12 pm et @ 🎫
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I will never stop thinking about how Awsten fucking hates the name “parxies” and we all know he hates it but we still keep using it bc we don’t have a better name.
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WAIT THIS ISNT LORE RELATED THIS IS FR?!?! HE IS /SRS ?!?!?! TGIS WASNT PLANNED???
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Why do parxies ever have 4 jobs.Barista.Graphic Designer .Music Industry.Unemployed.
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Imagine not actually being a Waterparks fan and they pull their cryptic performance lore shit at this festival and you don’t know what the fuck are they wearing, why is he mumbling, whats the mask, why an uncomfortable song like soulsucker on the setlist.
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Can you imagine Waterparks if Awsten was a theater kid instead of emo.
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Congratulations to the new parents, Double Dare Awsten and Fandom Awsten, on their baby ❤️ .Welcome to the world little Baja Blawsten 🥰
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GUYAYAYSASSSSSSSSS IM HONNA CRY IM LITWRALLY SHAKINGGGG
I RECREATED THE SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN TOUR SET DESIGN FOR MY BLENDER CLASS MIDTERM!! .@PARXAFTERDARK2 @awsten @waterparks
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Just learned that the USBs are being sent to people who ordered a Noise Boys Print and I wasn’t able to order one
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Guys I just realized I’m actually kinda scared for the Phoenix date on April Fools Day like what the fuck is Awsten Constantly Lying Knight gonna do.
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I can’t stop thinking about “waterparks makes pop punk music for iPad babies” bc they fucking got our ass.
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THIS IS WATERPARKS ERASURE WHEN EACH ERA LITERALLY HAS SPECIFIC COLORS AND THEMES AND EMOTIONS AND STORIES TIED TO IT WHAT DO YOU MEAN!! AWSTEN IS LITERALLY A DIFFERENT PERSON FOR EACH ERA !!
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So they just… aren’t gonna unarchive all their posts?????? They are gonna leave all of waterparks history gone and forgotten and only tangible in the minds of those who remember?? Is that what we are doing now???
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🚨 Awsten Knight is struck by lightning 3 times in a driveway on camera. Sources say he’s fine.
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@havenistired @doiieluvr ALL of your followers are notified whenever you make your first note and then any note after that pushes the post up to your followers timeline so they WILL see the post and your note alongside it 😭😭😭😭😭.
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I RECREATED THE SNEAKING OUT OF HEAVEN TOUR SET DESIGN FOR MY BLENDER CLASS MIDTERM!! .@PARXAFTERDARK2 @awsten @waterparks
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Thinking about how Awsten was like “yea if ANY song gets popular enough on TikTok, we will put it on the setlist” and then Christmas got popular on TikTok and Awsten was like “lol fuck you guys we are NOT playing Christmas” like what the fuck was that.
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My mom found out about my art as Awsten’s pfp and her first reaction was “you should email him to tell you to give him free tickets and VIP for using your art as his pfp” SHE LITERALLY PULLED THE “WHY DONT YOU JUST CALL TAYLOR UP” CARD.
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I MADE WATERPARKS THEMED MIIVERSE YEAHS!! COME GET YALLS YEAHS!!
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@bklynb4by I’m not a fan of Camila but she is literally just doing a silly dance with her friends??? She isn’t trying to record this to post and be funny for the internet but just having fun??? Maybe if she posted this herself I could see the cringe but she is just having fun???.
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THERES NOTHING 😭😭😭 IN MY SYSTEM 😭😭😭😭 SO IM FEELING 😭😭😭 WHAT I FEEL 😭😭😭😭😭😭 FOR YOUUUU 😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. ✨doodoodoodoo✨doodoodoodoo ✨ doodoo ✨.
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Can’t believe this image was a real outcome from that event
anyone else remember when that one transphobe that thought awsten was a trans man.
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AND IF I SUGGESTED THIS?!?
ALRIGHT WHICH OF THESE FOR @PARXAFTERDARK2 PFP? UNLESS YOU HAVE A SECRET THIRD OPTION. LISTEN TO NEW WATERPARKS:
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I don’t own lingerie baby come take off these Waterparks booty short and Property Tour Hoodie.
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IM CRYING OH MY GOD ONE OF MY COWORKERS WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY KNOW OF WATERPARKS BC THEY WERE FRIENDS WITH A PARXIE AND THEY WERE LIKE "yea like I know the albums are alphabetical and the main guy has a cat" AND THE FACE I MADE WHEN I HAD TO BREAK THE NEWS ABOUT JET TO HIM.
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Give me 10 minutes alone in a room with him and I’ll prove him wrong
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I bet you Otto actually does wanna be on the internet but Awsten is actively doing everything in his power to prevent that bc he knows that Otto would actually become the most popular band member.
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Now that Waterparks is independent, can we get Felony Steve back???.
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“You’re 31 why are you ranting on a private twitter Account” ARE PEOPLE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FEELINGS AND AN OUTLET AFTER A CERTAIN AGE??.
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Chat what do we do if PARX6 finally gets us a radio hit that puts Waterparks on the mainstream and then we get arena shows.
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GUYS WHO IS THIS PLEASE IM OBSESSED WITH THEIR JACKET I BEED TO BE THEIR FRIEND SO BAD
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REFERRING TO HIMSELF AS THIRD PERSON AND TAGGING HIS PRIVATE ACCOUNT THIS IS LITERALLY SOULSUCKER THIS ISNT AWSTEN OH MY GID
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This is actually genuinely so crazy like I’m glad he is prioritizing his mental health and happiness but he has been planning this for YEARSSSSSSS with every thought and possible detail perfectly crafted oh things must’ve been so bad I’m in such shock what.
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I was born in the right generation I love Awsten Knight and Hello Kitty
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Parxies could literally be in the middle of a plane crash and their final words would be “omg Airplane like the-“.
the pilot just warned us that it was going to get turbulent like the.
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THE COOL THING ABOUT AWSTENS BOOK THAT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IS HOW THE SPINE IS LITERALLY SO FLORESCENT THAT IT GLOWS UNDER BLACKLIGHT!!
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Does anybody know why it’s called Fruit Roll Ups but Awsten sings about fruit by the foot instead like what’s that about??.
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“It’s scheduling issue” “ they started late” “they were always gonna cut it” IDGAFFFFFFFFFFF I JUST WANNA WATCH MY FAVORITE BAND PLAY LOLLAPALOOZA !!!! DOESNT MATTER OF IT WAS INTENTIONAL OR NOT IM JUST PISSED I DIDNT GET TO WATCH THE 4 HARDEST SONGS ON THE SET !!!.
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Got a tattoo last week (woohoo!) and my artist posted it on their Instagram AND TAGGED PARX TOO BC OF MY PHONE CASE IM CRYING
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IM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY BC NOT ONLY IS IT MENTIONING THE SECRET STAN ACCOUNT, BUT ALSO IMPLIES HOW ACTIVE HE IS ON IT AND ACTS LIKE ANY OTHER REGULAR STAN ACCOUNT RETWEETING NORMAL STAN ACCOUNT SHIT
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My dog when he is throwing up right before he eats it right back up again:
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I am exploding everyone who gave Awsten a toothbat with my mind rn
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Man maybe if yall spent as much time streaming Call Me Beep Me as yall did violating boundaries and searching for private info then we could’ve had Why Can’t I on streaming services !!!! This is why we can’t have nice things !!!.
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