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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Pay me what they are paid and I would play 90 mins of football every single day.
@Sporf
SPORF
5 years
🚫 "Playing on the 26th and then the 28th is a crime." 😤 "There is no reason to give a team less than 48 hours to play another @PremierLeague game." 🙅‍♂️ Jurgen Klopp on the demand of @PremierLeague players over the Christmas period.
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@luce_s90
Luce
12 days
Life comes at you fast
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Liam Cello
12 days
NEW: Liverpool fan group planning major protest before first home game (v Brentford 25 August) against owner John Henry after perceived lack of ambition in transfers this summer. Arrangements clandestine so far but spokesperson for group confirm that actions so far 1/2
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Weird, never seen a 'hit woodwork' stat before 🥱🥱
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
@shannonbrenn Its crazy what we see on our pictures. I didnt even notice your belly. 1st thing I noticed was your smile! You're beautiful
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 months
But throwing flares into the disabled section is fine?
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Sky Sports News
5 months
The FA are aware of tragedy chanting at Old Trafford and are liaising with Greater Manchester Police.
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Cannot wait to hear the shit @Rosemarino gives @IAmChrisRamsey on this week's SMA podcast 😂😂
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Do you not think NHS staff are suffering enough?
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@luce_s90
Luce
1 year
Todays highlight was taking my nephew to his 1st ever game. All he wanted was to see a rashford goal, and he asked me if we could send the ref off 🤣 The best bit was when we were walking back to the car and he told me it was the best birthday present ever 🥹
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@luce_s90
Luce
9 days
My uncle died 12 years ago today and it feels very fitting that our season starts today. He's the reason I've got a season ticket, I took over it when he became too ill with cancer to go anymore. I'll be forever grateful for the memories he's given me ❤️
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Yassss John Lewis have smashed it again and I'm crying at 7am! #ExcitableEdgar
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John Lewis & Partners
5 years
It’s a pleasure to introduce our loveable friend #ExcitableEdgar @Waitrose
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Day trippers were next level today! Guy infront of me missed Bruno's penalty because he couldnt figure out how to film it on his iPad 😖
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
If you wear a mask in your own car and you're driving on your own then you are a danger to society
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Honestly give me a lad who loves a bev and a takeaway over this any day
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 months
Further proof that most lads assume that because clothes are expensive, they look good.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
The Best line so far in the book 😂😂 @Rosemarino @IAmChrisRamsey
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Mum slung me a dirty look when I cracked this before 9am. She's gonna be raging by the time we rock up in Norfolk and I'm talking shite.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Upset that @AndyMitten hasn't updated his bio to 'fanzine writer' 😂
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Watching the 99 champions league final with dad. He is telling me where he was sat, how much he paid for the ticket, how my uncle didnt realise we scored the 2nd as he was still celebrating the 1st. Stories I've heard a million times but will never get bored of hearing ❤
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
The longest 90 mins of my life
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
I'm going to West Ham and won't be seeing Dalot play. That red card was the perfect early Christmas present
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Munich away with my papa ❤
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
86 and always gave me abuse for being a united fan! Sleep tight Grandad 💙
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
We are the champions is playing on the TV and mums just asked if they still play this at United. Cannot figure out if shes taking the piss or not 😩
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@luce_s90
Luce
13 days
You know it's a good day when these envelopes arrive
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
I hate to be a negative Nancy and believe that we should speak out against racism but this video makes me so angry that people are so reckless. The R rate is already above 1 in manchester. 2nd lockdown is just around the corner 🥴
@MancPictures
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4 years
This is definitely the biggest crowd I've ever seen in Manchester for a protest #BlackLivesMatter
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
The sooner my watch realises were not in that shithole anymore the better
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@luce_s90
Luce
9 months
Liverpool Away! Last successful ballot result was Auguat 2022. 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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@luce_s90
Luce
10 months
How Molly Mae doesn't get the ick after seeing this is a miracle
@MichaelBensonn
Michael Benson
11 months
Footage from the cage camera as KSI and Tommy Fury try to smash through the glass during their final face-off ahead of their fight on Saturday night… [🎥 @MisfitsBoxing ]
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@luce_s90
Luce
11 months
Grown men singing nick nack paddy wack, give a dog a bone
@ESPNUK
ESPN UK
11 months
What's your biggest footballing ick? 🤢
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
11 years ago today. My 1st champions league final.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 months
Just finishing my 21st season as a season ticket holder and never once felt threatened inside or outside a stadium 🙄
@MailSport
Mail Sport
4 months
Eni Aluko claims that stadiums are 'NOT safe for women' and questions why girls interested football would go anywhere near the sport after seeing the attacks she and others have suffered
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@luce_s90
Luce
1 year
19 years since my 1st cup final. We've seen it all, we've won the lot 🇾🇪
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
Fucking hell. That final episode of afterlife has got me ugly crying! @rickygervais is a genius
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
Met some girl outside a bar who told me at 0-2 down she was livid with ten hag for choosing John Oshea in defence. Ive never left a conversation so fast in my life
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
21 years difference and still my favouite shirt
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@luce_s90
Luce
6 years
Rest of the bakers looking at dans perfect cake! #GBBO
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@luce_s90
Luce
1 month
Fella in my gym is the double of Dalot, only he doesn't high five me when I do something mediocre 😪
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@luce_s90
Luce
9 months
Mad how many people have been unsuccessful for Wigan. Priority should have gone to those who have applied for every away game this season
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
@Rosemarino @turtlesndat @IAmChrisRamsey 'Hello you're listening to shagged married annoyed with me 1 other and my husband Christopher Ramsey'
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Still not over Wednesday night!
@AndyMitten
Andy Mitten
5 years
Just found this on my phone from standing in front of the away end in Paris on Weds.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Everton away 💃🏼
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Season 13 🇾🇪
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@luce_s90
Luce
1 year
@AndyMitten Mamma Mittens match report is the level headed, wholesome content we all need
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
30th 🥳🥳
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Today was your funeral. It wasn't the funeral we expected you to have but it was beautiful none the less. One final goodbye with 26 of your family and closest friends 💙 i'll even forgive you for getting the wanderer stuck in my head. Sleep tight Grandad ❤
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@luce_s90
Luce
6 years
Being kicked out of a pub in tyldesley because I fell asleep in the toilet is defo my lowest ever point.
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
After leaving the cinema before my dad literally rattled off the score of every cup final we've experienced together and said it didn't matter if silverware was won or not, they were memories he would treasure forever. My heart literally burst and I sobbed like a baby.
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
Seeing British comedians promoting Rhod Gilbert's new show whilst he is too ill to do it himself is genuinely heartwarming.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Everton (a)
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
This photo will always be one of my favourites ❤ im forever grateful for this man, my Uncle Dave. He allowed me to take over his season ticket when he was too ill to attend football games 💔 thanks to him ive had 17 years of memories with my dad at home, away and in Europe 🥰
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
My club ❤
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
😂😂
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@luce_s90
Luce
1 year
We've complained for years about player power and we now have a manager who is stamping his authority and setting standards. Those who don't wanna conform can fuck off. These are grown men who act like petulant children at times.
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Not gonna lie, drinking tequila at 2pm isn't the best idea I've ever had. 🤮🤢
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@luce_s90
Luce
11 months
It's been over 14 months since I was last successful in thr ballot for an away game. You cannot tell me the system isn't fucked
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
And just like that normality is back 😊🥴🤣
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
1st trip into manchester since February 💃🏽🥳
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@luce_s90
Luce
11 months
If you've got tickets to see Peter Kay, you will not be disappointed. What a fucking man he is
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
Girls Christmas bottomless brunch 🖤
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
Nobody: No one: Absolutely no one: David Ginola: we started to hate you 🤣🤣 #ImACeleb
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
This picture hurts my heart 💔 #notredame
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
A year ago everyone lost the fucking plot
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
Southampton away!
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
@mikegarry @AndyMitten @ConnLDN1 He used to live around the corner from me. He used to stop in the street everyday after training to chat with the kids who waited for him. Proper nice humble lad
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@luce_s90
Luce
6 years
@BrookeLVincent Never read anything as relatable. Mine did this before my Christmas do 😂😂
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 months
There was only one colour option for today
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Always aim to be this type of boss rather than a greedy selfish pig like Branson
@AArmstrong_says
Ashley Armstrong
4 years
Boss of Kurt Geiger shoe chain is suspending his salary for a year as shops shut temporarily. Giving NHS staff a 50% discount once stores reopen & paying all shop staff so they can volunteer time for Age Uk and other charities
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@luce_s90
Luce
9 years
Joe hart took and injunction out on Katie price to stop her blabbing... It's gonna be the worst kept secret since the Giggs and Imogen story
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Luce
3 years
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
I'd honestly be fuming if I was on this years celebs go dating. You've got king nonce Wayne Lineker. Tom Zanetti, Curtis of love Island and Karim who is about 4 ft 3. Where are the likes of Pete Wicks????
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
4 yrs ago since Vigo away and I don't remember much after this photo was taken. My dad was forcing me to eat bread a paella to sober me up before the game 🤣 the size of them Vodka Fanta lemons did me no favours
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Left pic 25th July. Right pic 15th August. 3 weeks back in the gym and small results can be seen 🥳
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Christmas party 💃🏼
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Because this a place where we stand strong together With a smile on our face, Mancunians Forever #ManchesterRemembers
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
I love him so bloody much. Season 19 together starts tomorrow ❤️
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
Swear these lot were crying in Trafalgar Square because we got free scarfs at Wembley 🤣🤣
@DanMcMahonF1
Dan McMahon™ ⚡↗️
8 months
Nice touch from the club. Free scarf for every supporter, bottle of water and cereal bar before boarding ⚫️⚪️ #NUFC
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Just parked up in Blackpool and its a fucking shithole
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Monday- feeling good! Half way though my 28 day challenge and already seeing small changes. The old Luce is creeping back slowly
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
Spanish fans love match day. I watched Atletico v Villareal in 5yrs ago and the build up outside the ground was mad! Plus they sold rum and coke in pints 💃🏼
@AndyMitten
Andy Mitten
3 years
Non-stop songs about Tyne Tees, Border and Central.
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Luce
4 years
We need this because our pyjamas have handled more wears than necessary in lockdown 😂😂
@benoobrown
b.b
4 years
Shops like Primark can open so people can get their pyjamas but I can’t see two friends in the park??
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Luce
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Luce
3 months
For the love 🥴 Season 22 is a go 🇾🇪
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Good to see away tickets are going to the right fans
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Been back in Manchester for two minutes and nobody can convince me otherwise.... Manchester is the best city in the world 🐝🐝
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@luce_s90
Luce
5 years
Its been a long 2 weeks without a wine. Bongos bingo here we go!
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Thigh high season 💃🏽
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
West ham away 🫠
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
Radio 1 is making me really anxious. WHY is everyone acting weird?
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
NYE 🖤
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Lives in Monaco to avoid paying tax but wants the tax payers to help his company whilst were in the middle of a global pandemic. Get in the fucking bin, you greedy cunt. This crisis is really showing these billionaires for what they are
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The Guardian
4 years
Philip Green asks for taxpayer support to prop up Arcadia
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@luce_s90
Luce
10 months
Afternoon spent paying our respects ❤️
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@luce_s90
Luce
2 years
I'm enjoying the fact that united don't ruin my weekends anymore and long may it continue
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Worsley is so beautiful 😍
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
One of the hardest things about my grandad dying is how he spent the last 23 days of his life alone in a hospital room with no visitors. He had the biggest family and there was always someone at his house. I hope he understood why nobody came to visit him 💔
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@luce_s90
Luce
3 years
Imagine if he put as much energy into calling out Prince Andrew for being a paedophile as he does crying about these two 🥴
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
My new @DailyMail column is about the Prince & Princess of Privacy dishing the dirt on their families on prime-time TV, whilst playing the real victims of the Pandemic. Posting soon.
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Luce
3 months
United United United
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@luce_s90
Luce
8 months
There is nothing more cringe than the matching pj pics in front of a Christmas tree. Thank fuck they're done for another year and 75% of you can go back to hating your other half for the next 11 months
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@luce_s90
Luce
4 years
Why can't I go out and have a few drinks then go home like a sensible 30 year old. I've woken up with the worst fear and a new number saved in my phone as Scouse. 🥴
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