The Raccfather 🦝🦝🦝
@lucasj8
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I tweet racoon, crows, dogs, random thoughts, & burns on dispicable politicians. Only answer DM's from Gambians & scammers pretending to be hot girls.
San Francisco, CA
Joined December 2010
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@laurenboebert
I wish I had dropped out of High School & skipped college so I could represent the state of Colorado.
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@fasc1nate
Community notes: Rockefeller is actually taking the 5 cent coin from the child.
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I'm starting my own religion based on worshipping pizza & going to force it on the world.
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Take these magical grapes, human, & embark on your spirit quest. Become one with garbage & listen to the trees.
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Whoa man!! WTF is this? There's better food in the trash. 🤮🗑️🦝
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@Rainmaker1973
Sneaker waves were invented by the flip flop industry to sell more replacement flops.
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@tanyalovesbenny
Textbook rabid baby gang attack.
Was very common in the 18 hundreds where they would roam cities in packs searching for naked men to attack.
More you know.
#History
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@gunsnrosesgirl3
Very helpful for people with arthritis but I just bang the edge on the counter to relieve the vacuum.
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@Sen_JoeManchin
We really need all the Republicans we can get to support her vote, so thanks for once.
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Looking up Kristi Noem's address to rescue the rest of her animals.
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Humans!! You've had your run & failed miserably. It's time for raccs to rule. 🦝🦝🦝🦝
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@Iamrachelpowell
@realpfp
@Jim_Jordan
@RepMTG
@julie_kelly2
@MikeKellyPA
@GOP
@RepMattGaetz
@EpochJoe64
@joerogan
@Joe_C_Jenkins
If J6 was staged by the FBI you were paid by the FBI and this isn't real.
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@Morbidful
She's also the only person in the world who has ever been happy they fell on a mound of fire ants.
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@RonFilipkowski
She got a lesser sentence for showing remorse, & probably because she has 8 kids, but deserves all 8 years. Yes, you heard right, this terrorist has 8 kids & she's out trying to overthrow democracy.
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@historyinmemes
Gonna eat a banana this way on public transportation so everyone knows I'm royalty.
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Baby Chewbacca ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Pygmy marmosets are the smallest monkeys in the world
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Please remember to put your leftover ham in the trash 😋🦝
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My New Year's resolution is to eat less garbage & get in shape.
Almost did one sit up!!
That's enough for today.
Look at the dog judging me. Saw him eat a dirty sock this morning & I didn't judge him.
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Don't let bad dreams scare you. I'm right here watching over you while you sleep. 😳🦝
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Mariah Carey
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@tchapmanonline
Your performance was amazing. Always brings a tear to my eye. Nice to see you back!
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Look at my eclipse & rapture painting!
The pink part is the sun before the moon covers it & the blue is the rapture people flying into the sun to be sizzled like hot dogs on a campfire.
#EclipseSolar2024
#Rapture
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Don't remember if I took an edible so I'm taking one now just in case.
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Poor guy thinks he's getting a signed book from Hulk Hogan.
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For the record, this photo was NOT altered. I was there.
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I made a sandwich before I got high when I wasn't even even hungry because I'm a professional.
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@LaraLeaTrump
You stole Tom Petty's song & did a torturous rendition that will only be played for prisoners in Guantanamo.
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@gregkellyusa
So anyone who has ever received a personal check from a family for a loan payback was getting money from China?
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Low Tide
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@StacyRost
It's time to accept Rickoon as your brother. He'll be picking you up from the airport soon enough.
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Waiting for the orange fat man to bring the Top Secret docs I bought.
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Don't shame my cousin Rocco for his foot fetish or Thanksgiving is going to be awkward. 🦶🐾👣🦝
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Almost done decorating my room. Just waiting for Amazon to deliver the Racc wallpaper, clock, & oil paintings. 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝
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I'm studying to become an Ancient Astronaut Theorist so I'm wondering if I should get a bong or a vaporizer.
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It's raining hard in San Francisco but Luna's rain gear is keeping her dry.
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Whatever you're cooking smells good & should go in the trash. 🌲😋⛄🦝🎁🦃🥧
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Saw my shadow today & I'm in better shape than I thought after eating garbage all night.
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