Mutanda Moses Musau.
@MutandaLaw
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Law students who used to borrow scarce books from the library to curtail others from reading them have now metamorphosed into advocates who hide court files so that matters don't proceed!
Identify them at an early stage. Awouro!
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I have looked at him straight in the eye and I can confidently say, this one is mad!!
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@Diddy
Free Mase brother, you can’t lecture corporations when you’ve stifled a black brother. Allow Mase to own his records, take a reasonable price otherwise you ain’t different from these corporations manipulating artists.
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The good president is speaking in plain english, how did you twist her words from complaints against "Judicial Officers" to "regulate lawyers?
LSK proposes new committee to regulate lawyers' conduct and address complaints
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A client who pays fees on time shall always get the best services from counsel.
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I think we made it clear that legal services not limited to advice will not be hawked like juice and biscuits. Book an appointment with one, pay consultation fee and we will advice all accordingly.
Given CS Henry Rotich's recent arrest, if you were his lawyer what advice would you give him?
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A blatant admission of liability, a Petition to disqualify him under Chapter 6 of the Constitution should follow suit & probably another good riddance the Waititu & Sonko way.
Bii, Mandago to refund parents Sh300m in Finland study fiasco
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Good thing about Senior Danstan Omari, he does this himself, never lets the client blubber things he can't repeat during cross.
Like SC Ahmed said, the choice of your advocate at times determines the fate of your case.
DJ Fatxo: It's me who reported Jeff Mwathi's missing to police
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A country that took 7 good hours for emergency help to arrive at the scene of landslide in Kimende wants to raise taxes from the base of 14 to 22.
Do Kenyans really know that Nabii is their employee who they can dismiss without notice or show cause?
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The 2candidates self destructed way before the polls.
The former on account of his sheer arrogance & demeaning his colleagues et al.
The latter on the mistreatment she meted on her students who later became her colleagues & decampained her
The State had nothing to do with the Ls!
Peter Wanyama and Njoki Mboce concede defeat after losing the LSK presidential elections; the duo attribute their loss to affiliations with Kenya Kwanza and Mount Kenya politics respectively.
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My good friend drives a Mercedes Benz E 250, was curious, asked him why he chose that model.
Confirmed that he scored 250/500 marks in his KCPE and has intensions of upgrading to E350 then Mercedes S 500 later.
Through this, he would have achieved 500/500 in life.
Real story!!
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The Geri Inengi song by Wakadinali is about rogue police officers who plant evidence on innocent boys found chilling in the hood.
To deviate from the main message & go to a harmless lyrical bit that is ambiguous amounts to seeking for unnecessary attention, hear those youths!!
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Literally abandoning the public side & focusing on the private wing.
Public institutions like Hospitals et al should never have private wings, defeats the entire logic of them being public institutions.
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I see why learned brother
@LeviMunyeri
was at pains in his concession message.
Properly vindicated.
Why I want circumcision made mandatory and practised safely
-Mukurweini MP John Kaguchia
@JohnP_Kaguchia
Interview by
@muthee_raymond
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Give me a list of all these cases, I will instruct any advocate who has been admitted to the bar today to deal at the Small Claims court on behalf of the attendants, pro Bono!!
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“Commissioner For Oaths” Another day another Roll another Role!!
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“And the whole Firm is Happy.” Intrigues of Sole Proprietorship.
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The Supreme Court of Kenya should take cognisance of the mode of delivery learned Lady Justice Nzioka has deployed in this case.
For the next Presidential Election Petition, regardless of how underwhelming the issues placed before it are, we expect judicial litreture & demeanor!
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28/06 Hon. Chief Justice David Kenani Maraga granted the prayers in my petition & consequently got admitted to the bar as an Advocate of the High Court of Kenya.
Today we start ascending on gear 5, glory to the Almighty God.
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The Supreme Court Of Kenya wants to enjoy everything public, the fuel guzzlers, the six figure salaries, armed bodyguards & drivers, allowances et al.
The only public thing they draw the line at is, Scrutiny & criticism!!
Hot air subliminals in every decision since hot air 1!!
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The Petition seeking for removal of the Chief Registrar Judiciary was drafted with sheer precision.
The facts flow like a real life movie narrative & well tied to evidence in support.
The Advocates who prepared it mastered the art of drafting, lucky are the ones they've trained!
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@realKUSOKenya
Pursuing Criminology and to give credence to that Course he became a CRIMINAL!!
That is who this fraudster is, he is going straight to JAIL!!
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Advocates, quick question. Is this the same Government Printer who delays gazzeting names for admission to the roll the same one that gazettes impeached governors at the speed of lightening? 😂😂
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Lady Justice Monicah Mbaru affirmed that our client was constructively dismissed & stated as follows
"A person without a job is desperate to secure one. A person who has a job but goes ahead without pay is reduced into slavery, servitude & worst indignity that life has to offer."
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I've kept disagreeing with the requirements that you set Governor.
Most of your law students at CUEA do not meet the first condition, were you deliberately teaching them knowing you'd later not train and employ them as advocates?
PUPILLAGE / INTERNSHIP POSITION VACANCY
Requirements:
1. KCSE A MINUS (A-)
2. LL.B.
3.Must have taken Civil Procedure as a course unit at undergraduate level.
Send applications to ikadvocates4
@gmail
.com by COB * 15th April 2024*.
Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.
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Hey
@lawsocietykenya
@etadv
This sort of touting will run most of us out of practice.
Safaricom has able legal counsel inhouse & outsourced but they decide to just do things contrary to underpinning laws regulating the practice of law.
Stop them please.
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Hii Children's court ndio hufanya I remain single in this city, some serious birth control.
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The Small Claims Court has been excellent on timely determination of matters since inception.
However, if extracting a decree takes 3 months, it defeats the purpose of compromise that matters be heard & determined within 60 days.
@Kenyajudiciary
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Hii niliwa ambia 2020, the first thing I usually delete while reviewing any contract, "Dispute Resolution Clause."
Arbitration is just a Private Group of Schools Litigation, if your client can't afford the fees, head to the Public Schools, Court Litigation!!
Thank me later!
Lawyers, if the contract sum is below 50 million, please DO NOT INCLUDE an arbitration clause!
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Unsolicited advise to young advocates in own private practice. "Renew your practicing certificates, have your stamps ready & be in touch with seniors."
This is the year of manna, this is the year that the Lord has made.
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"Woke up early on my born day, I'm many years, it is a blessing."
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The current leadership of LSK owes advocates serous answers if at all that noisy guy wasn't an advocate.
He dined & wined with them, heckled during LSK physical meetings after being given an opportunity to submit.
If he is going down, let the whole edifice collapse!!
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The appointment of Mike Gideon Kioko Sonko Mbuvi & his brother in impeachment Ferdinand Waititu Baba Yao as Heads of Missions is another episode of constitutional mockery.
At what point will we ever close this theater of absurdity & build the Nation?!!!
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There are advocates/law firms who if they threaten to sue for defamation, an apology suffices forthwith.
Some demands u just respond "Liability is denied, any misconceived action will be strenuously defended. We have instructions to receive summons in the event u proceed to sue."
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Appeared before the Court of Appeal sitting in Nairobi today, 10 minutes of fame.
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This one heads an institution that collects & distributes royalties to artists.(MCSK).
Here applauding fraud, yet he is supposed to fight piracy & plagiarism.
In organized democracies he would resign for posting this, but we are in Kenya & mediocrity is the modus operandi!
BRIAN MWENDA must not be punished or scolded for being creative to survive in a country with so many jobless youths. Instead, he should be recognised for his creativity to eke out a living through imagination and real skill. In a time when many young people have gone into crime,
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This is such a mundane case that does not warrant all the attention & waste of resources put into it.
As a matter of fact, give it to your youngest prosecution counsel, the girl will plead guilty & mitigate.
Focus on real cases banange!!
Press Statement on Attack and Insult on Port Victoria Hospital Medical Staff by Lenny Venesa Ogema and Another.
#HakiNaUsawa
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Boaz A. Nyakeri, an advocate of the High Court of Kenya of good standing since admission did not die. He was murdered by an unknown assailants who can be known
@NelsonHavi
lets have them known so that we can serve justice to the late Boaz & Family. That is what Boaz used to do.
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Execution is a vital stage of litigation that can only be learnt through experience.
Most Advocates with roots from Kisii & Nyamira County have perfected this art, they strike & attack mostly when the Courts are on vacation or during long public holidays.
Learn from them!!
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SC complains of corruption in the judiciary then deviates to whining that young advocates are getting fat briefs!
The Ahmednasir doctrine "That a judge is fair & impartial only when he wins a case." suffered its deserving death when CJ Mutunga exited the judiciary &SC exited JSC!
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Some Nairobi trained advocates, cleared pupilage, got admitted to the bar without running up & down the stairs of Milimani Courts, lost & confused searching for courts, registries &the libraries.
Some have never been to the holding cells under the High Court!
Ooh you Pandemic!!
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Appointment of Major-General Mohammed Badi Ali to the cabinet declared unconstitutional & quashed. Further prohibition orders issued against him not to attend any further cabinet meetings.
Judgment delivered by Justice A. C. Mirima today,oral application for stay dismissed.
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Seniors have nice nicknames for their peers,
@ProfOjiendaTom
is Marcus Cicero, Dr. Khaminwa is Socrates
@orengo_james
Plato. Then there is us "Kiongosi" a title that shifts to the doer of good deeds on Fridays and weekends, sorting bills to be precise. 😂😂
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When you are a law lecturer there must be certain binding principles.
You cannot benefit from school fees by teaching students to be ethical lawyers, then dash out to go represent a masquerader with nil law background.
What are you teaching these students for real!!!
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On divorce, I prepare pleadings have them executed (get my fees) then delay filing to give life to article 159 of the Constitution.
If the instructing client inquires thrice, I say the Lord's prayer, file and serve forthwith. This is not laying asunder to what God put pamoja!
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Mutanda Law Advocates restructured to OMM Law Advocates LLP. A Full-Service Law Firm based in Nairobi, Kenya. Our cumulative experience flows from working for top tier law firms before teaming up to form OMM Law Advocates LLP in 2022.
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The danger of being represented by a quack is, "Advocate client privilege does not apply, he or she can testify against u for a plea bargain.
Your documents filed in court are likely to be expunged.
Titles of Properties acquired are likely to be voided.
Utalilia Chooni, machos
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Safaricom charging Kshs 25 for an SMS confirming KCPE results in the year of the LORD 2022!!
Our corporates never miss an opportunity to finesse, these results are government data & should be accessed for free if not at a minimal sms base charge of 1bob!
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@realDonaldTrump
@surambaya
All these because she has donated to the campaign fund of Biden!! Nothing frustrates you more than a woman you can’t control!!
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To begin with he has been arraigned outside the Constitutional 24hrs after arrest.
In addition to, ODPP should prefer charges reasonably.
In conclusion, using this standard, police who assault civilians should be charged with the Unconstitutional offence of Robbery with Violence!
Ian Njoroge to be charged with assault, robbery with violence and resisting arrest
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Moses Kuria usually has some sense of entitlement near late adolescence.
I'm not surprised that he has failed to show up for
#CitizenDebate2022
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Had the invite been a forum where he could insult Hon. Raila Odinga, he would have been there 2hrs earlier but not for Kiambu Agenda!!
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The Court of Appeal is of the view that the VAT charged on items purchased in the kiosks by our relatives in upcountry can be recovered from KRA later on.
The Utopia coming out of this ruling delivered today is beyond any human comprehension of a reasonable man standard.
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We have a president who today, attended the murder trial on behalf of our late colleague in Machakos, dashed to Kyawango Mwala to attend a funeral of another late colleague. If there is anything that LSK members should grant
@NelsonHavi
is support, he means well for the society.
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When I tell you to proceed and sue kindly proceed and sue. Achana na maneno ya followups to demand letter. I'm trying to create employment for two.
Ama uambie serekali ikupatie kazi 😂.
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Again, the hangman should be reactivated ASAP, this society needs to know that certain commissions & omissions will earn you a ticket to the maker.
Horror: Boy, 3, has his eyes gouged out in bizarre attack in Kisii
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1st September 2023 New Role, honoured to have been enrolled as a Notary Public.
Photo credits
@Titan318534621
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On this day in 2018,
@LegalEzra
& I got called to the bar, back to back we signed the Roll of Advocates of the High Court of Kenya.
It has been 6 good years of amassing knowledge, experience & big surprises in the same vein!!
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@NationBreaking
Ironically a church appealed on that decision, something that purely touches on Islamic faith. Then soon they will be out here preaching about tolerance!!!
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Yes, law can be a 2nd degree. Those with degrees from other fields are encouraged to start pursuing it all the way to KSL. Once you are done, come in practice tuwanyoe bila maji with our first degrees so that you know you wasted practice time pursuing irrelevant things.
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"For advocates who does not know the law, we teach them through Preliminary Objections."
We call it a week.
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To all those advocates who have the habit of receiving documents “Under Protest”,today presents a good opportunity for you to experience what a Protest is.
Kujeni kwa Maandmano & tells us who innovated that style of receiving documents.
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Law students be like "The cases of Owners of Motor Vessel Lilian S -vs- Caltex Oil & SK Macharia Versus KCB Bank well settled the aspect of jurisdiction." NO! In practice, we fight over this aspect with colleague advocates and courts, it has never been well settled. 😂😂😂
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There is a Petition we did against Major Hussein Badi as head of NMS, an injunction was consequently issued restraining him from attending Cabinet Meetings.
Bemused that the current president dint learn from it!!
President Ruto clears David Ndii, Malala to be attending Cabinet meetings
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At this moment if you pinch an advocate, the current LSK President together with his Council Members will show up, all candidates vying for upcoming LSK elections will show up.
The affidavit wielding JSC male rep might resurface too, this is not the time to mess with advocates!!
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Please give Prof. Dr. Dr. Moni Wekesa a “Sero” 0 the same score he gives his students as a punishment for not citing Prof. Dr. Dr. in their assignments. 😂😂.
The JSC interviews for the recruitment of the 3rd Chief Justice since 2010; and of judge of the Supreme Court, begin on Monday 12th, April 2021. The exercise will be held at the Supreme Court Building. Please find attached the schedule of the interviews for all the candidates.
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I hope to see this also when defilement & other sexual offences cases are settled using means that are repugnant to justice & morality in their communities.
We have to be consistent in all we advocate for, condemnation should not be based on convenience but principle!
Muslim lawyers want Nairobi Speaker Ken Ng'ondi charged for forcing woman to shake his hand
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Senior
@OderaChacha
shares some good insights touching on the legal profession, fashion & important life lessons gathered on his way.
34 years clocked in practice.
Have a read.
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Criminal law practitioners especially the junior ones, “Payment before Appearance.” Be it at the police station or in court, thank me later. The senior ones can choose to curse the evasive clients, we cannot!!
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When Ruto's win became certain, I predicted that he will reign over a regime that will enrich litigation advocates.
To stop his unconstitutional maneuvers, overlap on Bill of Rights & Good Governance.
He did not support Constitution 2010, he never will!
Be afraid,be very Afraid!
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Dear clients, the firm is ready. This is Africa and we are Africans & Africa is our CORE Business. We are ready for the petitions, let it rain, let it pour!!
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5 Years into the Roll, the potential and perils of this Role.
The confidence, skills, knowledge & courage have immensely grown.
The weight, I don't think so!! Pupil Master in it!!
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When an advocate is frustrated to a point of seeking recourse on social media, I just say a silent word of prayer for law firm clerks, pupils, legal assistants & the parties self representing.
LSK can continue taking tea & religiously charge subscription fees, we will pay!
The worst customer service I've ever experienced was at Gichugu Law Courts.
@Kenyajudiciary
your registry staff seem to think that customer service is a suggestion or a bother. And not just them, you have THE WORST PR ever!! Most of your staff are terrible people.
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Senior SC
@OAmollo
has clarity of thought, clarity in expression & delivery & erudite command of the law.
His submissions are succinct whether on the floor of Parliament, a court of law or media appearance.
Sen
@edwinsifuna
is on the same lane save that he takes no prisoners!
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"Kwanini huyu amevaa Kanzu, kwa kawaida huwa havai Kanzu"📜
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Learned friends mumetusiana till LSK has organized an urgent free Webinar on Mental Health.
They should have made it a compulsory one, plus prayers and confessions time.
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2 things that the magistrate’s courts are getting wrong in criminal law;
1. Rulings on cash bail and bond terms in light of article 49 of the Consitution.
2. Ruling on prima facie case in light of the Bhatt vs Republic principles. Most Frivolous charges get to Defence hearings!
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The good grief about litigation is that it does not offer refuge to the lazy ones!!
You either read or perish for being buried papers.
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80% of the files and legal issues I handle are on pro bono basis, the 20 keeps us afloat as we await for the 80 to *REWARD US*.
You've heard it from the Pope, you've heard it from the priest, as an altar boy.......better believe!!!
"If you came to law school to be rich I would recommend you reconsider.
If you keep your laws on the treadmill, start at the bottom and put in the work, the law would reward you " Prof.Githu Muigai.
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In the unlikely event of a Trial of LSK President Nelson Havi, I call upon all free young Advocates to attend it religiously. Right from plea taking to when it will be ripe for dismissal.
LSK is not a private property of a few individuals, drain the swamp.
#FreeHavi
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Jacky Maribe survives imprisonment not for the main offence but for giving false information to officers who were investigating the main offence.
This is courtesy of the prosecution not preferring an alternative charge, but she can still be charged with that offence later.
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Ever since
@Kenyajudiciary
Launched Nationwide E-filing the portal turned slow & problematic,
@MyKenyaLaw
website joined the concert, the perfectly functional case search stands disabled.
Our able reps at LSK after inauguration dance & dinner went to slumber land.
Chaos!!
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The main thug with 0 background on law is hiding in Sonko's bathroom.
LSK chooses to go for trainee advocates frustrated by the system from admission.
When will they arrest the main culprit who put the entire profession into disrepute?
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The best thing about New Money is that they give you hints on how much to charge them.
I prefer them over old money, any day all day!!
'I'm Worth Ksh. 4.2 Billion!' Rapper KRG The Don Talks Billions, Source Of Wealth, Music And Celebrity Supremacy
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When I unmute mic and switch on video only to find my counterparts telling the court that it appears I’m not present!!
Weeeh
@oburaoniala
😂😂
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KTK Advocates move from KeMU Towers in Town to GTC Towers in Westlands, the moves I admire!!
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Brazen conflict of interest as a lawmaker & advocate.
He is the Majority Whip who probably had a hand in determining & empanelling members of this Committee.
Running with the Hares, Hunting with the Hounds!!
Neno Evangelism Centre's Apostle James Ng'ang' a with his lawyer Sylvanus Osoro when he appeared before the Departmetal Committee on lands in regards to the contentions ownership of Land Parcel, LR. No. 209/9640 (IR.38919) currently occupied by the Neno Evangelism Centre Church
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Retype this statement to outrightly condemn the action of those police officers.
These lukewarm statements are what invites them to do as it pleases them, even in the court premises.
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The Likoni Ferry requires quick and immediate intervention. In a span of 2 months, a lorry fell into the ocean, a cargo ship almost collided with a ferry and today a probox with occupants drains into the ocean! Gross incompetence.
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There are no Plaintiffs in Election Petitions but Petitioners & Respondents.
Can you allow advocates and lawyers to now run the show, we have arrived at the technical aspect of it, time for legal expertise, jargons & witty rejoinders.
Pay them and enjoy the show, cluelessness!
Plaintiffs have 7 days after results declaration to file their petitions.
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@muthumbiNM
@MzalendoShujaa
I’ve studied the Kenyan sneaker trends, 98% of them if not 99% are fake. Ati Jordans, Airforce, Adidas going for Kshs 4,000!! Legit ones range from 250$ going up. None of these guys even has locus of troling anyone’s shoes if we are to be strict!
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The Court of Appeal has affirmed the finding and holding of Learned Justice Nyakundi.
Both courts agreed with my undergraduate dissertation that it is Unconstitutional for the Marriage Act to prohibit couples from divorcing before 3 years after marriage.
For a 2014 law, absurd!
Law prohibiting married couples from divorcing before three years is unconstitutional, Court of Appeal has ruled
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@Romeo_Moyi_
@johnnjenga
Is it me or what, the voice of these lady officers irritate me to the stomach.
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LSK elections both Main & Branch have not attracted the promises dangled by politicians to the electorate.
I'll be voting for that candidate who promises P105 couples to only be paying for 1 PC as a unit.
Otherwise, what are the benefits of entering such murky unions?
Awouro!!
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When you advocates file pleadings & hot on the heels of excitement share them to WhatsApp groups, do you really think of the sacred, sacrosanct duty of confidentiality to your clients?
This profession ain't built for snitches, go be news anchors and/or reporters.
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This now remains the most appropriate way of responding to "quick one wakili." 😂😂
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We have another response for "Quick one wakili." Say "TAWE" 😂😂
Arise & Shine, some people get Es for Effort, get your Es for Excellence!.
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