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Tom/cow | ❤ @chaaostheeory ❤ | pfp: @reyaltyy | Yeah, sure, here's the keys to the show. Why don't you drive for a while? | same @ on https://t.co/ZiwhewP3jB | 🔞🏳️🌈
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drake: you're short.kendrick:
meet the grahams.
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Stephen A Smith has been baptized in the fires of loud broadcast sports journalism; unleashing him upon political coverage is like letting a leopard out at a petting zoo.
Stephen A. Smith to Hannity: "I know you're not talking about someone being lucid and cogent and enunciating their thoughts with clarity and you're bragging about Donald Trump. We can't be watching the same stuff if that's what you're doing!"
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The Penguin is so effective at building the most compelling evil guy you could ever want Batman to beat up that my entire feed (myself included) is currently people finishing The Penguin and going "DUDE BATMAN NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS GUY" like Batman is a real guy.
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peter dumbklage was so stupid for taking a stand about discrimination against people with dwarfism. he should have been more deferential to my best friend, the Walt Disney Corporation.
It's actually crazy how Peter Dinklage pulled the ladder up from behind him, and now we get seven horrid abominations.
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i dont have any crystals or sex toys to sell under this but check out this dog i saw driving home one time
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'needed for the plot' is such a disgusting way of consuming art. is everything you ever see just a death march towards executing the wikipedia synopsis as efficiently as possible? tasteless illiterate dipshits at least when the boomers did it was because christianity is evil.
A study claims that 48% of Gen Z feel that “sex and sexual content is not needed for the plot of most TV & movies.”. 51.5% reportedly want to “see more content focused on friendships and platonic relationships.”. (Source:
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israel is an illegitimate apartheid state and trans rights are human rights. muting this so my phone doesn't explode.
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@RaceplayShawty Do you think Saddam will respect your character's they/them pronouns like Ronald Reagan does in Black Ops Cold War.
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"final fantasy erotic roleplay brothel pimp gets banned for protecting his sex worker" is already an earth-shatteringly good concept but it goes from good to once in a lifetime when you realize that this is his warrior of light
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kendrick is doing sephiroth shit pack it up Drake you are cooked you cannot ghostwrite your way out of this.
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blizzard after lying to their playerbase that they're adding PvE instead of just adding a battlepass and a balance pass for overwatch "2":
i'm sorry, hold on. you realized it couldn't happen before it came out and then didn't say anything until a half year later
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"don't sexually harass people".alec baldwin: this is an extremely dangerous precedent and high bar.
Regardless of what you think of Cuomo, this is a tragic day. Party politics in this country draw ambitious but ultimately isolated, even socially maladjusted men and women who, given the current cancel culture, will likely have their shortcomings exposed and magnified.
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@DjMightyMi I am under no illusions about what he believes and this is an indictment of how our political journalism has become entertainment journalism through the influence of Fox News. Doesn't mean he isn't good at it.
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muting this now because my phone is from 2017 and its starting to catch flame with all the notifs. trans rights are human rights.
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@ExPrinceWinter1 I don't anyone ever accused JK Rowling of being "accurate" when she smushed two vaguely asian-sounding names for cho chang, but point taken.
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@Java_jigga theyre the reincarnations of roman field generals. no one id rather follow to the end. no higher compliment exists for them.
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tony soprano eric cartman is such a crazy combination of characters. but they pulled it off.
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gotham citizens go through head trauma and then start dressing like this to fight batman.
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@lmNOTcatholic Up to a certain point Midsommar is something that could plausibly to happen to George Costanza.
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in my mind theyre watching the vikings play on a tv in front of them
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@thelindsayellis how dare you establish firm boundries with someone who you dislike/makes you uncomfortable.
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imagine being the shadow president of the united states and still getting publically owned on a fortnite stream. connoreatspants fortnite fridays are like the zoomer internet version of invading russia during the winter.
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@girlbugquest Agreed but I do think that the Disney+ slate of TV shows instantly worsened those problems and the relative restraint when it came to the Netflix shows was incredibly savvy in hindsight.
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don't have anything to plug. free palestine. trans rights are human rights. everyone say hello to beautiful amazing princess (pictured below) instead
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@NickTagliaferro Had an American History Prof describe Jefferson as a man with "an unparalleled advocate for both knowledge and hypocrisy" that has always stuck with me.
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He is not evil superman. He is Vegeta.
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@punished_cait the woke left is trying to stop you from brewsing and cruising and coke is finally taking a stand.
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imagining a toyota ad campaign about how ISIS using their pick-up trucks shows how durable they are.
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@willsommer these people all looke equally likely to call me a slur, but the context and slur would change depending on the person.
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It is November 2019. I am seeing a Morbius trailer before my film. It is March 2020 and I am seeing a Morbius trailer before my film. It is October 2021. I am seeing a Morbius trailer before my film. It is March 2022, and I am seeing--
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@bornposting It's awesome when people learn what being an omega level mutant actually means unconstrained by 20th Century Fox.
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@jaketropolis the yearly "subway comes under fire for new 'fly in for subtember 11th' promotion" onion article remains a favorite, thank you for this in addition to that.
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@DelilahCringe i'm bisexual and in arelationship with a man so i'm gonna keep it real: that's my community. more importantly, why are you a minecraft catgirl? i don't say that insultingly, just like. if you went to the trouble of making a character why was minecraft the first medium you chose.
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@Killafoe1 remember in JJK when nobara talks about how she's made peace with being feminine despite outside pressure from male sorcerors because the only thing that matters is being who she is. anyway everyone should read JJK instead of a series with a stonetoss comic crammed in.
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@ConnorMB_onFilm my dad does this and it's infuriating. part of the reason why he liked top gun maverick was that "it wasn't about anything, it didn't have any deeper themes or politics.".
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your thing with john mulaney is a terrifying parasocial relationship with man whose comedy specials prominently feature him lying to the doctor to get pills and getting fingered instead.
My thing with John Mulaney is that I know *exactly* what it is like to build a life with a Catholic people pleaser who tells you he doesn’t want kids and then dumps you to go have them with someone else so it’s hard not to project that on him.
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@DelilahCringe are you comparing the centuries of oppression and discrimination against LGBTQ+ people with me being mean to a billionaire childrens book author online?.
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I actually really like David fucking up his body with chrome both as an imitation of Maine and how it emphasizes the growing distance between him and Lucy. It's like how Peggy Carter keeps a photo of pre-transformation Steve Rogers on her desk! That's who they fell in love with.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 they think they are going to extract 🤣🤣🤣 it is too late the glow is going to get you 🤣🤣🤣.
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medieval peasant brain.
Reminder: Lavender Town Syndrome was real and over 200 Japanese youth k*lled themselves over this song. This is mostly forgotten, but I estimate at least 20 million children were spiritually mamed by the song and now they are the most important generation in the country…
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@HatokTalk it always sucks when a genre deconstruction becomes so popular that people are like "oh this is what the entire genre should be like" see also: the dark knight returns.
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because it's funny. literally, that's it. The Joker does things because it's funny! He's a maniac and a monster but he serves one master above anything else: the bit.
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@FakeJeremy2 @Cynical_CJ how did will smith looking directly at the camera and saying "fairy lives don't matter" and orcs as a blatant metaphor for the experience of african americans in the US not tip you off that the movie is political.
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wrong. he is your ultimate ally in pest control. leave them to their unholy work.
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@joshtenet I think it's more that it's a particular flavor of action comedy that is much harder to come by in the current hollywood landscape because its place has been eclipsed by superhero movies or the abyss media side of things like Free Guy.
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@HeavyWingsDX @ConnorMB_onFilm what fucks me up day after day is that to their credit, winter soldier and the original iron man do have political themes related to surveillance and the military industrial complex but by the time far from home rolls around it's fine to give a 16 year old murder drones.
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art with a story does not exist to execute that story as quickly or as efficiently as possible and art made that way is fucking horrible because watching characters bicker and smile and joke and fight and yes, fuck, can all be a part of making that story more personal!.
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@1bronclair blasted off my dab pen and really wanting to play this. might just hold a controller and watch BB and pretend its me making walt do those things.
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@PaulTassi but Paul this can't be true or else it means a bunch of insane racists negatively polarized themselves into defending something kind of mid and that hasn't happened since stellar blade.
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@libsoftiktok someone changes their pronouns and a bunch of people who brag about not being triggered start malding lmao.
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@bornposting I think you can do really interesting stuff with Falcone, it just needs to be him musing on the end of his era in Gotham, surrounded by ill-suited heirs as the circus freaks close in but none of the movies really do that with him.
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tom holland could not sell this and it's why he's always been a poor choice for the role.
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i love when an image macro is obviously the product of an argument someone had.
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"Come to Brazil" is such a nice thing to say when you think about it. Sure brother. On my way.
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@Thunderblunder7 getting a knockout with a 86.5%-101.7% range got me shrieking like a cokehead.
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@MatthewFerrari this scene effectively ruined flashbacks in movies for me because whenever they happen my neurons fire together and instantly go "I am 18 year old black dynamite and you are my 16 year old kid brother" and I choke laugh.
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what frustrates me IMMENSELY is just how totally sexless so much popular art and media is and it still just isn't enough.
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@MarisaKabas republican party run for governor in two years where she sells herself as a centrist "driven to the right by the woke mob".
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@RaceplayShawty this is good. through the biker booktok thing female booktok gooners and balding IT guys who recently decided to get into motorcycles are going to create an observable positive effect on reducing adult loneliness.
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he fucking stickmogged that other dog. other dog about to kill himself.
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sometimes a Law and Order SVU villain just appears out of the aether.
“F*ck you. Right in your goddam the mouth”. Streamer Nick Rekieta says he doesn’t care about leaked documents allegedly showing his 9 year-old child’s positive cocaine drug test
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You cannot pet the dog in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom
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the AI generated images of Drake were a rare case of AI actually being unambiguously valuable, because I don't think this would be as funny if it was something that hours of work was put into
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