Noona ๐ฒ๐พ
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I Solemnly Swear That I Am Up to No Good.
Joined May 2013
Yallll what made me mad is, we can't even topup TNG card in TNG app. Useless.
Masalah: Touch N Go tak efisien. Punca: Monopoli & sistem outdated. Solusi: Jenguklah2 akak di pejabat pentadbiran, minta tolong, jangan meminta2, harap bulan bintang ke riba, jangan suruh, esok singgah pejabat pengurusan, beri salam dan hadiahkan senyuman.
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@hourlymalaytwt Setan kalau tak dapat buat you jadi jahat, dia buat you jadi baik sangat sampai you rasa diri you paling bagus and orang lain semua salah.
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Ye lagi satu kalau "terlepas", jangan pegi makan nenas ye girls ko pegi pharmacy (Watsons & Guardian takde), pastu cakap nak morning after pill. Nanti dia bagi satu packet dalam tu sebijik je. Sebiji je cukup kau takyah beli lebih satu. #sexeducation.
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@hibahmirza1 No matter what country you live in, men always think they have rights to police what we do. .
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@AkeemSharyzal Takyah ambik kira apa jadi dengan personal affairs dia. Apa dia cakap tu betul dah. Marriage needs mature mindset untuk bertahan and happy.
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@meinmokhtar I hope you cerai pastu you makin hot pastu jumpa orang yang genuinely gilakan you sayang you sampai syurga. And as for laki kepam you tu, I hope ex roommate you jadi kahwin dgn orang yg dia kenal tu and in the end laki you satu apa pun tak dapat. Biar dia lonely.
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@meinmokhtar Menantu tak membesar dengan ajaran rumah mertua. So mertua cannot really expect much. However, menantu pun kena la pandai bawa diri. Pergi tempat orang pandai2 la bergaul.
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@meinmokhtar As a wife POV, aku benci kalau ada suami tapi dia tak backup aku. Aku rasa dia spineless. You couldโve pick a diplomatic way of subsiding your dadโs anger. Back up wife tak semestinya kena rude dengan ayah kau.
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Kalau dalam parlimen ramai warga emas, it is time for younger MPs. I said what I said!๐ค.
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@adibhazlami I said this many times and I'll say it again. Indonesia's fashion is much much more advance than us. They prioritise their culture and it's glorious af!.
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@syazkhyar Jamal jamban tu paling jauh dia boleh pergi sebut k*ling je. Terpaling badboi la konon. Pastu kena tinggal makwe, koyak.
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@patricklsk Orang nak hantar barang, dia pun nak hantar. Orang drop barang blah, dia boleh buat satu scene Bersamamu. Beza la orang betul betul function dgn acah function.
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@meinmokhtar Itโs okay, dia usaha his best to appreciate you. You pun dah sacrifice banyak nak lahirkan anak. Win win. Hope everything goes well for your beranak process!!.
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@DrBeniRusani Okay macam ni nanti takde la anak dia marah kenapa parents dia kahwin tak jemput.
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@twtsecretsmy Nah, normally a woman kan kalau dia dah sayang dia pun nak spend banyak to spoil the man. In this relationship she expects princess treatment and she only take but doesnโt give back.
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@EvilDan78 Tru. Tengok la mostly bangsa apa agama apa yang comment puji puji kat gambar Elizabeth Tan. Those rotten men are the same men yang bising perempuan melayu punya aurat.
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@pelisahh You know what nafkah batin? Itโs not just sex, itโs emotional care. Husband kena cakap lembut2, manjakan wife, give assurance, bagi ketenangan, pujuk. Ni bagi nafkah zahir je, batin serabut pun tak kena jugak.
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@attyusof Sebagai orang yang takde pressure cooker and baru kahwin, I googled this and I think menjadi. As in daging boleh dimakan takde la liat sangat. I use technique 5-30-7.5 min rebus.30 min tutup api.7 min rebus lagi sekali. All this mesti tutup periuk, tak buka langsung.
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@twtmalaywedding Tbh haah you derhaka and ungrateful. You tak lalui apa yang mak you lalui. Maybe this path of career is her last resort, mak ni dia takkan sampai hati tengok anak dia berlapar and tak berpendidikan. Try to be more empathic bro. Apa dia dah buat tu urusan dia dgn Tuhan.
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@meinmokhtar Kalau dah delete number tu maknanya dia tengah usha adik junior kat uni tu sis. Boleh minta cerai dah now before you termengandung anak dia pulak naya je dapat bapak conman budak tu nanti.
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@redzuanNewsMPB Harap kes ni selesai cepat. Menyampah pulak tengok tak habis habis nak cari ulah baru.
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@twtsecretsmy Share pakaian is a common practice among siblings sis. It ainโt that deep. Sometimes cam sistem barter pun ye๐.
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@meinmokhtar Mula2 dia suruh jaga mak dia which is never the responsibility of a son/daughter in law unless kita sendiri yg nak. Pastu suruh membelakangkan mak you. Nanti lepas kahwin dia suruh you jadi kuli dia je, pastu bila you dah tak lawa dia gi cari bini baru. Leave him now sis.
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@501Awani You can still be stylish and experiment with fashion. Experimental outfit tu usually pakai time outside la bila dah duduk dalam hall boleh tukar baju yang lebih appropriate. Please read the room.
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@HdinHafizuddin Yang takyah risau buka tudung tu adik perempuan dia je. Kak ipar semua kena pakai tudung hehe.
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@meinmokhtar I always remember this: You cannot really keep a man unless he himself wanna be kept. Kau cantik la macam mana pun, bijak, famous, kaya, from a respectable family, pandai masak, good in bed etc if he doesnโt wanna be kept then he wonโt stay.
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Assalamualaikum semua minta tolong RT so that I boleh jumpa balik these 2 kids yang mak I pernah jaga dulu. The girl's name is Aisyah Sofea, we called her Ecah. Her brother is Anuar, we called him Awaa. Ecah is 20 by now, Anuar is 19. Their mother is secondary school teacher-
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@fedtriyahya Sis sedang di cheap labourkan. I pernah kerja tadika yizlumik terkemuka Malaysia and Co founder dia pernah cakap โnasib skrg gov tetapkan gaji minima 1.2k kalau tak nak bagi 800 jeโ. Terkedu I time tu. Plus diorang mostly penunggang agama sikit suruh kerja lebih kerana Allahโฆ.
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@heardyouslim @smnthsml Sis is wearing baju kelawar at how like a proper malay ladies sksksksk.
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@pelisahh Abang I ada 3. Diorang tak pernah gurau sentuh2 area situ anon. Tak normal. Abang you most probably pervert tapi dia cover as gurau.
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@amer__aljeffrey Mufti pun dah clear issue ni. Lagi nak up. Lah tiber, dah la cakap jerit jerit.
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The kind of pretty girls who look mean but actually not!
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@ViralMalaysia7 @IsmailSabri60 ada rasa pape tak? contohnya rasa perkemanusiaan ke rasa bersalah ke. ke dah takde rasa apa apa dah? tanya je.
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@twtmalaywedding In relationship memang kena ada uncomfortable discussions. Masa tu korang mungkin akan argue, terasa hati, nangis etc tapi as adults korang kena tahu how to handle hard situations and selesaikan or cari middle ground or win-win situation. All the best anon.
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Face expression: 2/10 seems nervous.Body language: 3/10 seems fidgety a bit.Fluency: 1/10 bruh muka melayu tapi accent London ek keras lidah . Overall: 1/10.As a Prince, he needs to practice public speaking more. Need more effort.
Titah Ucapan Hari Kebangsaan ke-64 oleh lima Putera Raja; Terengganu, Selangor, Negeri Sembilan, Perlis dan Kelantan. (thread). 1. Yang Dipertuan Muda Terengganu Tengku Muhammad Ismail
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@qwertyyy97 @mdmubinn @dearsln Bernafas dengan udara yang sama la issue nya sebab virus ni kan boleh transmitted through air gitu.
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@ketengahketepi Area Putrajaya boleh pergi Marina. Kalau nak time ladies hour boleh pergi Jumaat 12:45pm-3:15pm. Adult RM5, kids RM3.
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@shwsyz It's obviously staged. U can obviously see the angles and the product placements. It's as if macam try hard nyahhh.
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@twtsecretsmy Memang ada orang yang dalam hidup dia pencapaian tertinggi and goal hidup dia memang kahwin je. Sebab tu dia rasa orang tak kahwin tu, less than. Ignore je, yang penting you happy in your own way.
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@ciraplaici Benda ni dah macam topik mona Fendi and hantaran kahwin. Setiap tahun mesti ada. Yang beli tu pulak, tahu dah tapi beli jugakโฆ now itโs just a YOU problem.
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@meinmokhtar Pergi la jumpa doctor sis check apa patut. Kitorang kat sini jadi palatao je paling bagus pun.
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@CeddyOrNot Pet is family I remember I cried so much my husband had to pujuk me and sit by me for a long time. Youโre an amazing bibik Ceddy!!.
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@meinmokhtar Reject. Itโs giving โbuat extra work ikhlas kerana Allahโ. Memang boleh ikhlas tapi jangan sampai menunggang agama nak cheap labour.
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@meinmokhtar Explain la, for now kita ada ni dulu. Nanti slow slow kita tambah apa yang patut plus a car is just a medium to take you from point A to point B. Ada kereta 2 means kena fikir double maintenance fees, monthly payment, petrol, toll so on so on.
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@brgsjks Dulu semua benci BTS. Bila tengok anything related to BTS laku, semua nak hop on the bandwagon lmao.
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@DannyAje @hareithfadhila Sama la dengan puak yang jangan lipat sejadah horizontal way (part kaki jangan temukan dengan part kepala). Kena lipat menegak pulak. Tiber. Saja nak bagi leceh.
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@adyppp Hometown Cha Cha playing ringan rasa wholesome af rasa macam tu hometown sendiri padahal aku melayu nyah.
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@wafda_k Rasa yang paling sial adalah suami yang buat loan atas nama isteri. Dah tu dia blah, isteri tu yang kena bayar hutang dia๐ .
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The drummer somehow looks like Zainal Abidin or was it really him? ๐ค
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@mkini_bm Sebab tu kan nak berpolitik jangan guna nama agama islam tau. Kalau buat benda bukan bukan pastu nak justify dah buat nama islam tu buruk. Lahhhhh.
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