To everyone on the left or the right. Think about us folks in the middle. There is no tunnel to see light at the end of. We’re tired of hearing y’all piss and moan day in and day out whilst we get taxed and regulated out of existence over you playing who has the bigger dick.

@GinjaQueen Tough to kick when you’re raised that way. It’s all in my head.

@lyssasphere Yep

@8WithaTiara Here’s to @turtledumplin

@turtledumplin Got her!

@NoDMsPerfavore Zero. They’re all cut.

@emily_tweets

@ProudElephantUS I expect it!

@DevilPup74 When you get paid by the federal government, it is public knowledge.

@ACrochetHooker Scrumptious. Is what I envision

@KYdreamdesigns I don’t care how old 😍

@marieannechan76 Work is way overrated

@GigaBasedDad That’s insane

@WordsbyRi_ None of that matters. It’s actually quite endearing.

@ncorreyna Wait! That’s not a bean…

@ncorreyna Flicked it clean off ? 😱

@turtledumplin You have a good recipe for Italian wedding soup?

@SorryIsaidF_off You should feel cute!🥰

@turtledumplin You crack me up!