a lil kid dressed as sans came to our door and i said "WHOA IT'S SANS UNDERTALE!" and his mom was like "someone recognized who you are!" and he immediately quoted "you should be burning in hell" quote to me and then info-dumped as much as he could about undertale in half a minute
addendum to this since it blew up(????), i said “it’s ok, i’m not gonna do the bad route” cus i wasn’t about to say “genocide” in front of a strange kid’s mom and he was like YOU MEAN THE GENOCIDE ROUTE?? it was cute, only children are allowed to loudly correct me
i can’t take much credit for him because i directly referenced the patterning of an official plush (because i wanted to learn how to do those crazy spikes), and his eyes ended up crooked but it’s kinda got a sonic ice cream charm 😂 and i’m happy w the lavender color
Other artists: sign or watermark their art nicely
Me: (kicks my art off the roof with zero indication I made it) it’s up to nature to run its course now
done with my
@kirbyreanimated
scene!!! sadly I had to skimp on some inbetweening on tiff because of how much job+commission stuff I need to get back to pretty urgently, but I had so much fun working on this.... I'll post a process video soon!
me and my bf were talking about fluttershy probably being terrible at smoking weed and that evolved into the idea of pinkie pie giving her the worst high in her life
#mlp
@coffeequills
CUTE!! when i was a teacher i always loved it when i could find something my kids liked that i knew about (which usually isn't hard because i engage with a lot of children's media, haha!!) it's so fun to see them get excited to have someone to engage w/ on things they like
me: (explains a convoluted joke of mine)
timtom: (doesn’t get it at all and doesn’t laugh)
me: anyway, my brain is huge and i’m hilarious
tim: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING)
uquizes be like “pick a lyric that’s raw as fuck” and the options are like
- “i’ve got troubled thoughts and a self-esteem to match”
- “toot toot chugga chugga big red car”
- “A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P”
watching websites go this route one by one is so depressing, i really hate modern day internet and how every site is scrubbing itself for mass sponsor approval and subscription models. it’s gross
universally popular web host
@imgur
has decided to burn their library of alexandria and destroy every old forum post with images in it, as well as all the porn
hope you didn't like tutorials on how to fix your car
visual novel newcomers and reviewers love to make tag lines like “your choices *ACTUALLY* matter in this game”, so my next game is going to have the tag line “the characters really couldn’t care less what you choose, honestly”
i’ve always yearned for that vintage kirby plush where he’s holding a star rod but those sell for like a thousand dollars so i decided to make my own, and since i was making my own why not make my own improvements?
I had a dream last night that a guy, for free, tattooed a really artistic picture of donkey kong on the back of my right calf that said “pwease no steppy” below it
.............
wander was about to vomit on the carpet and i watched hazel do a volleyball dive across the room to try to fucking catch his vomit in her HANDS so that she wouldn't have to clean the carpet instead, but she was too late. and then she was like "why the hell did i try to catch it."
guys i hate being a killjoy about this kind of thing but the phrase “gay panic” does not mean “someone getting cutely flustered because of a gay moment”, the ‘gay and trans panic’ was a legal defense argument used to justify the literal assault and murder of gay/trans people.