Lou Creemers
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Microsoft MVP ✨ | .NET Developer 👩💻 | Public Speaker 🗣️ | Uni Teacher @hsrotterdam | Board Member @dotnetfdn | Dad Joke Lover ❤️
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Wow, I'm beyond happy to tell you all that I'm now a Microsoft MVP for Developer Technologies 🤯🥳.
I can't actually believe it yet, I need some time to process this 😆.
Thank you
@jamesmcroft
,
@RachelAppel
and
@jfversluis
for believing in me!
#MVPBuzz
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DNS jokes are difficult.
It can take at least 24 hours for everyone to get it
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I told someone a JavaScript joke today.
They did not react.
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If Spiderman worked in tech, would he be a web developer?
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How do you cheer up a sad JavaScript developer?
You 'Console' them!
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People that don't speak English as their first language but still try to learn to code with English tutorials.
You all are bad ass.
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Wait, there are people that actually shut down their PC's?
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You will not magically be better developer the second you buy a MacBook.
I'm sorry I had to tell you this.
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🔥 A very realistic roadmap on how to become a developer (source: Instagram) 🔥
- 2 days of HTML
- 1 day of CSS
- 30 minutes of JavaScript
- A week of React
There you go, you're now a senior developer
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I met a developer without a left hand.
Their code was all right.
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I taught a guy how to use a for loop
It took him a while
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You don't NEED a MacBook.
I often get the question "Everybody on Twitter is using a MacBook. Should I save for a MacBook to get started with coding?"
You can code on Windows, Linux and Mac. Use what you already own or what fits your budget & goals. You'll be fine.
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Why did the developer with bad eyesight pick Java for their next project?
Because they couldn't C#
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Being a developer is a real experience.
You go from 'F yeah! I'm a genius!' to 'Omg, I'm the dumbest person on planet earth' in 5 minutes.
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Why did the developer quit their job?
Because they didn't get arrays
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Why is the computer keyboard working so hard?
Because it has two shifts!
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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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Why do single people hate git?
Because they are afraid to commit
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What is a Spanish developer's favorite language?
Si++
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Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git. Please learn git.
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Why does the .NET developer need glasses? So that they can C#
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There's YouTube.
There's FreeCodeCamp.
There's The Odin Project.
There's Microsoft Learn.
All of these platforms cost nothing. You can learn how to code for completely free.
Just get started!
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Last day as an IT teacher. Leaving the students behind is really hard but I'm sure they will rock the tech world someday.
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Why did the developer cry?
Their colleagues were boolean them.
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Psssttt let me tell you a secret.
You won't become an amazing, successful developer just because you have the latest MacBook.
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People messaging me that they don't like Microsoft so they refuse to use Windows or .NET. However, they do use GitHub, LinkedIn, VS Code, TypeScript and/or NPM.
I see you 👀
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A woman in tech is automatically hot and smart.
I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
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An SQL statement walks into a bar.
It approaches two tables, and asks "may I join you?"
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Why did the JavaScript developer lose their job?
They couldn't keep their Promises
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Why did the <div> not get invited to the formal party?
Because it had no class.
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My boyfriend just texted me "I hate CSS. Fuck this."
I feel this on an emotional level
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You CAN be a developer and be bad in math.
You CAN be a developer when you find it hard to learn how to code.
You CAN be a developer.
Just keep going, you can do it.
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What's the best part of the day for frontend developers?
Lunch <br>
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You're bullying developers online?
That's called cyber BOOLEAN
😆😆😆
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I'm not only a developer, I'm also ✨family tech support✨
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Why do single people get nervous about git?
They are scared to commit.
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HTML stands for Highly Tactical Machine Learning, right?
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A big mistake a lot of students make in my opinion is going to uni and getting grades, and that's it.
If you're here on Twitter, blogging, contributing to open source projects, and networking, you're already one step ahead in finding success.
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Why do software developers enjoy pressing F5?
It is refreshing.
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Can we please agree on keeping code files short? A part of my soul dies every time I see a C# file that's over 500 lines, lets not even talk about over 1000
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Good morning everyone, except for the companies that are searching for junior developers with 5 years of experience or more.
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If we look at statistics on which programming languages get googled the most you get:
Python - 29.9%
Java - 17.7%
JavaScript - 8.3%
JS and Python are very popular on Tech Twitter. I barely hear anything about Java. Why?
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Whoever stole my Microsoft Office license is in trouble.
You have my Word!
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Who's the most popular DJ among Python developers?
DJ ango
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A JavaScript developer told me they're planning to buy a penthouse...
So that they can enjoy the Vue
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Hey you, are you an object-oriented programming language?
Cause you've got class.
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What kind of hotel room did the JavaScript developer request?
One with a Vue.
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'You have to be good in math to be a developer' they said.
Joke is on you, I don't even know basic algebra 😎
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CSS is so hard to get right. It's been 8 years and I still don't know what's going on.
Why CSS, why???
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I think I'm going to try and DM one new person every day to get over my small talk awkwardness.
Any volunteers?
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If you're coding regularly and/or creating or helping out with (open source) projects, you are a developer.
Don't use 'aspiring' anywhere on a site or bio. Don't give clients or companies a reason to hire you and then underpay you.
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How to be a REAL developer roadmap:
1. Go to udemy .com
2. Buy a coding course on 'sale'
3. Watch the introduction video of the course
4. Never touch the course again
Repeat these steps and you'll be a software dev master in no time 🔥🔥🔥
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Top 5 technologies developers want to learn (Stackoverflow Survey 2021)
1. Python
2. Typescript
3. JavaScript
4. Go
5. Rust
Do you see anything interesting?
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Want Tech Twitter to hate you?
Just copy these words:
"I hate JavaScript and love pineapple on my pizza."
That should do the job.
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You don't have to be into Web3
You don't have to be into JavaScript
You don't have to be into Python
You don't have to be into coding
There is a place for you on Tech Twitter as long as you treat others with respect and dignity
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Why did the developer cross the road?
To git to the other side
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Knowing how to code is a great way to make people believe that you're smarter than you actually are 😉
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I see very ill willed tweets against women in tech again.
Just to be clear:
Women in tech are valid
Women in tech are smart
Women in tech are awesome
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise because they are stuck in a world view from 2 centuries ago.
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Pro tip: start coding underwater so nobody can see your tears
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I saw a great documentary about databases today
I can't wait for the SQL
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Normalize being a developer while being very bad at math 😵💫
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Am I the only developer on Tech Twitter that wouldn't enjoy working remotely fulltime? I would go insane working from home 32 to 40 hours a week.
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I've had IT service desk jobs.
I have a sys admin degree.
I followed courses in ITIL and ITSM.
I'm Cisco, Microsoft, and Linux certified.
I'm currently studying at uni for my CS degree.
I love to share my knowledge. Don't be scared to ask questions ever.
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Ask me anything!
➡️ I'm 23 years old & Dutch
➡️ I'm currently a web dev intern
➡️ Junior web dev starting next month
➡️ I work with C# and React
➡️ Applied CS student
➡️ Degree in IT Administration
I'm doing this again for people that don't feel comfortable in DM 😁
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24 circles around the sun have been made 🥳
Happy birthday to me haha.
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Did you know Harry Potter is a developer?
He is fluent in python.
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How to truely become a developer
1. Get coffee
2. Drink coffee
3. Start shouting at your code
4. Throw your PC out of a window
5. Get more coffee
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Can I be excited about my first income thanks to Tech Twitter? Because I'm super excited!
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Tech Twitter in one phrase:
Let me tell you about our lord and saviour, Javascript
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Guess who's getting an upgrade from intern to parttime junior web dev? This girl!
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What is a front-end developer's favorite sport?
<body> building
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You don't have to know how to code to be successful in tech
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My job search is finally over y'all 🥹. I'm so happy that I don't have to go through interviews anymore.
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Oh so you're a developer? Name all 700 programming languages 👀
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I started a band called 999MB.
Unfortunately we had to break up because we couldn't get a gig.
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