Chris Lowrey
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Enjoyer of good times. Sports fan. Frequent victim of Murphy's Law. Everything in moderation including moderation.
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Bobby Ryan—an ok former player from an obscure league—has spent 24 hours filling his diaper that nobody cares about women’s sports.
Meanwhile, the NHL has drawn a larger audience for one (1) of its games (in 1972) in its entire league history compared to the women’s semi-final
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@ttyyugh11
@punchingprof
@juliazukowski
@MercyhurstU
I’d say it’s relevant. Shows his judgement hasn’t improved in four years.
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As much as Matt Murray is a priority to move, the single biggest factor that will determine the sens success next year was summed up best by Methot:
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Life as a Sens fan:
You want Erik Karlsson?
Here's Dylan DeMelo.
You want Lebreton?
Here's a lawsuit.
You want someone with NHL GM experience?
Here's Pierre Dorion.
You want Mark Stone?
Here's Bobby Ryan.
We can't have nice things.
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS
Just gotta say, it’s something special that these kinds of photos come into the possession of someone who appreciates and knows what to do with them. Cheers.
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@InterruptingSea
They just equaled the best rating the NHL has ever had—which they got when there were like ten channels. Audience seems pretty good actually.
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@PasleyDylan
One all star appearance. He’s definitely not “great.” Maybe I could have said “good?” But in the grand scheme of hockey players I think OK is fair.
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@BitchCovid
How about not being a whiny millionaire on the internet. Oh, and also not rushing to defend said millionaire by asking for other people’s life accomplishments.
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@SweGringo
@Justin_Ling
Yes, definitely strange considering he came on the scene during the BLM protests, then did a full pivot, and is now spamming videos from on the ground in Ukraine.
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@dkreisel
@RollingStone
What a lazy essay. To characterize 1 in 4 Americans not wearing a mask as a “small minority” is beyond disingenuous. The whole thing is an exercise in whataboutism and “not all Americans.” If this is the best retort to “your empire is ending,” well... your empire is ending.
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@cjzero
@MikeBeauvais
@DragonflyJonez
Ah, I saw “not Frankie lasagna” had the name Liam tattooed on his arm and I was like “there’s no way he named his kid Liam Lasagna.”
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It's funny that this McGregor Khabib fight is turning into a propaganda battle for Russian bots.
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@bruce_arthur
@GotBauerPower
@guardoverseas
But during Toronto's run you were full of head-pats for all the young guys. Ottawa punches above its weight and they still get no love. Odd.
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@StyledApe
@jonnysocialism
@carlo_5518
Or they have rich, connected parents and have no need for a day job, a la kroll.
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@ggreenwald
@theintercept
Don’t you usually make fun of other journalists for doing this? I guess it magically turns into harassment when it happens to you?
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@Stewart89853327
Lol you got offended for a retired NHLer and came into my mentions spouting off about pronouns, which I don’t even think you know what they are. Do you not go by “he?” Or do you go by something else?
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@DrCoolSexy
@JeffVeillette
Calling other people smarmy with the Twitter handle DrCoolSexy. Gotcha.
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Lol now we have the hockey night in Canada panel “humanizing” Morgan Reilly. The only time the term “classless” was used was in reference to Greig’s exclamation point of an empty net goal.
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@__JamesWood__
Imagine thinking Chris Neil beating up glass, who was wreaking havoc with your team—including your young
#1
defenseman—is meaningless when glass vanished and the team came back to win the series.
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@sproudfoot
@foodplayground
Fair enough, the broiling part didn't make much sense but the keeping warm part I'm told is legit.
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If
@BellMediaPR
is wondering why their radio stations aren’t “profitable” any more, maybe it’s because I just listened to two dewies from Toronto sports media call Ridly Greig gutless on
@TSN1200
Why would they think Ottawa sports fans want to listen to this?
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@Rchirico
@CourtneyMDaily
@shannonrwatts
@NRA
Just in case a situation like this arises, but then they realize they're not actually Stallone in "Rambo."
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“We can’t refer to the place where the fighting is taking place, but I assure you, there is no constraint on our work.”
1/2 I do not feel this "culture of fear" The Breach says exists at CTV over coverage of the Israel-Hamas War. The language guidance is real - but I have NOT been constrained in seeking out Palestinian voices & their concerns. We're a big media org & others could feel differently
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@jonmartin968
@Erlisk1337
@EverydaySens
Lol we just used the pick we got from him to get a vezina winner.
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@mtaibbi
“Repeatedly” eh? Just searched your entire Twitter history for the term “protester.” Found a bunch shitting on BLM, some in support of the occupy and trucker movements, but nothing on Russia. Kinda weird for someone who talked about it “repeatedly.”
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@fvc022
@suckmypintoes
@Iknowhockey2023
Notice how Tavares is lifting pinto’s stick into his own teammate’s face?
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@kirkadkins703
@FormulaRacer420
@LSTrip44
@Sm1rt001
@hellenkeniford
To quote norm MacDonald “imagine the bad luck that the one (group of) guy(s) who would die for you, kills you.”
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@DLo1212
@Glam_And_Gore
@anthonyjeselnik
Democracy**
When you nitpick, it's a good idea to pay attention to details.
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@PJRAllen
@EmmMacfarlane
Next thing you know, he'll trot out the old Homer Simpson election promise that the "garbage man can."
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@mtaibbi
I actually tried to find some but they must be at the bottom of the pile of all the russiagate ones you wrote. Kinda hard to find your criticisms in light of all your heavy lifting of the past couple of years.
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@ggreenwald
Are you serious? You think posting something offensive is the same as extorting someone for nude photos? I see you’ll go to great lengths to maintain consistency eh?
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Dorion: "Wow, Montreal passed on Zadina, we should take him."
Melnyk: "But the jersey says Tkachuk."
Dorion: "But I like Zadina."
Melnyk: "How much would it cost for new letters?
Dorion: *confused* "I don't know."
Melnyk: "We're taking Tkachuk."
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@alexadobrien
@Madame_Ennui
American woman is a song condemning the USA. What do you think the line “I don’t need your war machines, I don’t need your ghettos scenes,” means?
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@dkreisel
@RollingStone
I mean, in a critique of an essay about the end of an empire, she fully admits the nation is sliding into facism, and has the gall to say that what’s needed is more “hope” in the diagnosis of the problems. The fragility is palpable here.
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@MacWhirterJ
@patrick771992
@feministabulous
Imagine having the following thought: "gender equality can take a back seat to the potholes spilling my morning coffee."
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So I’ve been staying up and sleeping in late, playing lots of video games and just filled the car at 70 cents per litre. Am... am I in high school again?
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@BarbaraRKay
@Niigaanwewidam
@jonkay
@jessewente
"I believe," two words a journalist should never use when arguing a point. What evidence led you to this belief?
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@carlvallee
"Conditions of employment" for which we need the notwithstanding clause and only apply to new hires. Nope, no rights violations here!
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@TweetMonin
@nonocake
@jordanbpeterson
Isn’t your hero eating nothing but meat? Literally a cave man diet? You’re out here calling out people for idolize for the wrong traits and you act like Peterson is some kind of intellectual titan? You’re a child.
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I don’t think anyone is expecting them to spend “to the top of the cap” but it’s time to start getting value for money instead of dead weight to reach the cap floor. Which means getting zaitsev (maybe Murray) off the books.
PD - We won't be spending to the top of the cap unless we sell out all 41 home games.
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The thing about this is that Dorion had to have known the formenton situation was going to be a shitshow. Which really makes you scratch your head that they traded Connor Brown for a second round pick.
Garrioch says Formenton has until 5 pm on Thursday to “decide.”
Dorion has looked for trades, mentions possibly swapping him for a defenseman.
#GoSensGo
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@CheepnisNHL
@NewLeafs2016
@BonksMullet
Also amazing to call others know-it-all’s and then basically say you found some info that trumps the advice of pretty much the entire scientific community.
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@GraemeNichols
Pretty sure he was talking about Pierre Groulx, former goalie coach and current scout.
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@Aaron_Good_
@notvproblematic
@gnot_paul
@the_hague_ICC
@scott_oof
I mean, you’re admitting that they’re one of the “bigger” “leftist” podcasts. With the emergence of podcasts as a popular medium—and with what we know of ops like mockingbird—why wouldn’t people be skeptical in this case? Why act like they’re just “smol beans.”
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Respect
@ottawasuncom
Algonquin and Carleton journalism students played a huge role in our
#elxn42
coverage tonight. Thank them, hire them.
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@cherpers
@textualdeviance
@presidentska
@MattAmylon
Gay couples can adopt. So it would apply to gay marriages.
Unless, you’re opposed to gay couples adopting?
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@ShackTS
@jcardinal44
Or term. If he’s looking for 4-plus years I wouldn’t want to be tied to him with the pipeline of talent on defence this team has.
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@SalosMetalStrip
@ggreenwald
@theintercept
I get it. The joke is that this doesn’t affect Glenn like it affects those other softies. It clearly doesn’t affect him. Look at him not tweet about it.
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@wilzhcky17
@guardian_sport
@cfhorgan
It's the guardian, British readers have no idea about the Sens. It speaks to how much of a shitshow the organization is that a British paper is like "hey, look at this mess of a team from across the pond."
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Grace, Too
Bring It All Back
Three Pistols
Wheat Kings
Bobcaygeon
Trickle Down
Opiated
#7FaveHipSongs
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@TaylorLorenz
@nofundlander
@iHateNuance
You’re really defending the take that organized labour doesn’t deserve solidarity unless everyone on a picket line is masked outdoors? You’re not a serious person.
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@big7x7
@nrg359
@zoochum
@maggieNYT
@HashtagGriswold
You say you don't want things politicized but you use the term "the left" as quite the broad brush...
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@mtaibbi
Dude, I ain’t paying for your substack. I do own two of your books and read most of your rolling stone stuff. Just weird that for someone who’s publication was shut down by Russian authorities, you haven’t tweeted about it once in 13 years.
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Brady is fair to take issue with the “Fire DJ” chant. I think that’s what he means by “bullshit” here.
But the “negativity from the outside” and “constant booing” are not true. Fans have been veeery patient—and shouldn’t be more frustrated than the players are.
This is soft.
“It’s frustrating — the negativity from the outside — the constant booing, and the bullish—t from the crowd tonight.”
Blunt postgame assessment from Brady Tkachuk 🎙️
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@TaylorLorenz
@nofundlander
@iHateNuance
The post doesn’t accuse the person of being CIA though… How have you managed to reach such incredible heights in journalism with such poor reading comprehension?
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*Twists knife*
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@alexadobrien
@Madame_Ennui
The song was written by a Canadian and the “woman” is the US government. As in, he doesn’t want to be “married” to the US government like Canada currently is…
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@WadeLitchfield
@The_Law_Boy
@ggreenwald
And foreign policy has been/is dominated by left wing thinking? Dude, it’s all right wing...
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@jonmoxIeys
“Yeah, just wanted to get good wood on it. (Last name)-ey/er/s made a nice play there and it feels good to help the team.”
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@smartbenny24
@DomaiForeman
@ziyanm_
@yugacohler
@NateSilver538
@TheStalwart
He memed himself into buying this site for 40 Billion and it’s now worth about 8. That is a textbook example of stupid. He wasted tens of billions for the lolz.
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@101build
@GMillerTSN
Why would you even spend a second worrying about people who judge your players based on the attire they wear to the rink? Your team representing your small town has nothing to do with a shirt and tie. It's not a fashion show, it's a hockey game.
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@alexadobrien
@Madame_Ennui
Fair. But it’s a stretch to say that it’s about “mail order brides” because it came out during the Vietnam war. The concept of “mail order brides” wasn’t unique to the Vietnam era and still continues to this day. Can you even point to anything in the song referring to that?
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Karlsson has said he loves Ottawa and wants to call it home. How much of an asshole does your boss have to be for you to turn down an eight-figure contract and ditch the place you want to call home?
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The Byward Market Bear probably feels like many of us have after a long night in the market: he's going to wake up in unfamiliar territory, reeking of darts and feeling like trash with no memory of the night before.
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It’s wild how many people give melnyk the benefit of the doubt. Fans aren’t even asking him to *do what he said* and spend to the cap. Pay Brady so the team is (checks notes) $8 million over the salary floor. And maybe some hot water in the bathrooms. We’re not asking for much…
I know all the reasons people stay away and I know it's complicated but
#Sens
fans, I'm worried- we need to support this team.
The grudges, no matter how justified, have to be put aside. This team is stacked with exciting young players. We gotta get back to enjoying our hobby.
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