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Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. 🇺🇲 Army Veteran ~ Populist Right ~ Emperor of Dad Jokes ~ Christian Humorist ~ God is Real ✝️✝️✝️

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@InternetH0F My wife said, "You treat our marriage like it's some sort of game." Which unfortunately cost her 12 points and a bonus spin.
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RT @WarlordDilley: AJ Brown is an animal.
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@EricLDaugh She isn't loved by anyone but her fans. Everyone else is just annoyed by her constant presence.
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RT @EricLDaugh: 🚨 THIS IS GLORIOUS. Taylor Swift gets BOOED at the Super Bowl, and she is flabbergasted. Remember that the crowd cheered…
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RT @catturd2: Just plain weird.
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RT @GuntherEagleman: Audit the Pentagon!
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RT @catturd2: Boooooooo!
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@catturd2 She voted for Kamala. Pretty much sums it up.
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@WarlordDilley Lol you posted this right before the interception. You sir are a genius.
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RT @WarlordDilley: Jalen Hurts is a phenomenal athlete and an average quarterback.
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@rawsalerts Taylor Swift is only loved by her fans. Everyone else just wishes she would go away.
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RT @rawsalerts: 🚨#BREAKING: Watch as crowds of football fans boo Taylor Swift who looks visibly uncomfortable while on screen at the Super…
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RT @AB84: When you see this nigga… Someone’s getting fucked
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RT @catturd2: Super Bowl … Trump … huge cheers. Taylor Swift … loud boos.
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RT @InsaneRealitys: She a really bad actor
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@InsaneRealitys I'm an undercover cop. I'm also really bad at my job.
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RT @bennyjohnson: This Super Bowl game is off to a great start. The whole stadium BOOED Taylor Swift but ERUPTED in cheers for President…
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RT @ClownWorld_: The United States has only one national anthem—period.
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