@realDonaldTrump
Mr. President, the United States is not one of your businesses, where you can just get a do over by filing bankruptcy, after you run it into the ground.
I turned 56 this morning at 10:45
Life wasn't always grand but I'm lucky to be alive.
They said I'd grow flaccid as life takes me down the escalator
Every morning I awaken I'm still harder than a Chinese Scientific Calculator.
My 60th trip around the sun
My days on this rock are almost done
Adam covered up, for he ate forbidden fruit
So I had to cover up in my birthday suit
#SagittariusSeason
#Birthday