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@longeyes_
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8 months
it’s a wonderful life (1946)
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@longeyes_
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2 years
Film is dead
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@longeyes_
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7 months
im scared as shit for this because if this isn’t directed and produced properly this becomes your standard run of the mill neolib film that waters down the hard left leaning values the real guy held so dear and died for.
@phtvandfilmupd
Philippine TV & Film Updates
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The teaser trailer for ‘EDJOP: THE MOVIE’ has been released. It stars Elijah Canlas, Jodi Sta. Maria, and Cedrick Juan.
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@longeyes_
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2 years
SOME THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO: - PPRCV's Manual Count tomorrow - COMELEC Intramuros 8AM Electoral Fraud Protest - OBVIOUS statistical poll manipulation - Middle-class Filipinos who want to STAY and FIGHT EVERYONE. IS. RIGHTFULLY. ANGRY. Let's not be discouraged!
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@longeyes_
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2 years
@Starswirldotpng @hfstruggles The commenter is jokingly simulating a therapist-patient simulation; asking if the "dressing well" in the room with them right now, implying that the author of the original TikTok is delusional.
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@longeyes_
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1 year
@phtvandfilmupd where is the vape and nicotine addiction
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2 years
@reechuuu @michaelreeves our dependence on foreign market imports have weakened our economy thank you for exploiting us
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3 years
@vibarjury @ThePapaJobz Excuse me but the Leody-Bello team are their OWN THING and are running to win despite the odds stacked against them and are absolutely not the tools you think them so.
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@longeyes_
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7 months
I miss you lino brocka no commercial filmmaker is ever as straight to the point no fucks given no sugarcoating no libwashing as you ever will be
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@longeyes_
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2 years
@campdocks manufacture this ratio bro you don’t need celluloid to incite emotion
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2 years
@Gatutuiter @VorosTwins man you must be fun at parties
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@longeyes_
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11 months
@lolaamourmusic That’s so leptospirosis-coded! 🐭🥰
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@longeyes_
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7 months
case in point— the garbage fire that is Katips (2022)
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5 months
@l111mmy is this a lived experience
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@longeyes_
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11 months
@KarlMaalab [ACTION] Sell ALL your family’s automotive assets and start commuting!
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@longeyes_
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2 years
@THHamburger yo when u guys rebrand don’t forget ur roots and reuse this amazing typography again please huhu
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2 years
@reechuuu @michaelreeves salamat po sa pagra-ratio sa dayuhan mga kababayan. eto ang TUNAY na unity.
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@longeyes_
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7 months
color grading pa nga basag na eh takot ba kayo sa kulay taena there are more ways to imply a bleak atmosphere without sacrificing saturation Jesus Christ
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2 years
@jcp0723 @phoebe_bridgers try to close this ratio
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5 years
@5chemicalspades @PANGlNOON Are you really gonna talk to god like that
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4 years
@dstultz03 @rudy_mustang we suffering but we chillin doe
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2 years
@jacques_lakan well she DID dig a grave for boy ivermectin here in QC so not entirely a waste of degree
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@longeyes_
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5 months
this is the craziest twitter rebuttal this month imagine making an innocuous run of the mill elitist out of touch statement and then some guy reveals you’re a tasteless airbnb landlord
@Watdahel_MarceI
JEJOMAR BINI 🇵🇸
5 months
Mas wala akong simpatya sa 'yo kasi di mo mapalitadahan yung paupahan mo sa La Union na mukhang set ng Human Centipede. Brutalism ba 'yan o dugyotalism?
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@longeyes_
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5 years
Happy Holidays @shesonlysixteen
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3 years
@ackeryeagrs Ya but reiner started it
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4 years
@PlushieFenn @AwfulReddit d-do you actually want one of these...
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2 years
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@longeyes_
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7 months
im glad many people share the same sentiments. basically if this is within the ballpark of whatever vince tañada has put out its gonna be abhorrent and a total waste of everyone's time. we have the capabilities to produce amazing period films-- just stop skimping on production!!!
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@AwfulReddit haha look guys it’s the funny sex number haha
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2 years
@sonnythakur filmfolk's current prices hahaha fujifilm should really drop the film in their name
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4 years
@AwfulReddit this triggered my fight response
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@longeyes_
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10 months
@coIormetrue please be ironic please be ironic
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@keancipriano @ArthurMNeryy @OCRecordsPH Damn bro what kind of manipulative boyfriend type beat you cooking up 😳😳😳
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@longeyes_
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6 months
@phtvandfilmupd @DEADLINE sorry buddy but - arjo atayde looks like he knows what an iPhone is - stop giving the man acting jobs he is literally my district councilor 🤮
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@longeyes_
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5 months
@l111mmy I resell vintage at a 1000% markup
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5 years
@deenah_kafeel @_jazzghost_ God I wish that were me :(((
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5 years
@notraye @qarloscuiapo Dude calm down not everyone is from the north
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3 years
@AJlovesyah @Ben_Abe4 @cseal @LeviRobischon @holy_schnitt *does a Google search* holy shit they’re right
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@longeyes_
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5 months
@niIagangbaka @consommei It’s quite unfair to throw overarching hasty generalizations on a student population that have quite a lot of scholars from diverse socio-economic backgrounds— especially if you’re basing it on a popular stereotype that they’re all rich spoiled brats.
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@AsianMacaron @Annie_eye @MNateShyamalan yeah but Bobby Helms was white so...
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4 months
@vanyaolenkevich @rommeldrawlines @recraftai you are proof that the white man knows nothing but colonization
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11 months
@Weezer sa mows nalang kayo huhu
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@longeyes_
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3 years
@yoloswagstudios hoy puro kayo sinigang gang swag filipino food lumpia tangina bumalik kayo dito at sabay kayong magdusa sa langkwentang gobyerno namin
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@longeyes_
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5 years
this sounds like it’s gonna be drunkenly sung by every future sad boy tito during christmas party karaoke 25 years from now
Merry christmas 🔈⭐️
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5 years
@wadIIes @no_rome looks like you’re gonna live forever
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@longeyes_
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11 months
for zild, I theorize that he effectively disguised/rebranded his strand of hugot music by localizing the experience within the general filipino gen-z zeitgeist— incorporating imagery of public high school everydays and trips on jeepneys to cubao
@timmarquez_
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di pa ba kayo napapagod sa hugot music?
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@longeyes_
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3 years
@OscarTheGrouch I agree with you, Oscar. The gentrification of Sesame Street only drives up rent and it’s a good thing you live in a trash can but I’m scared for the other original tenants. Maybe try moving to Avenue Q instead?
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@longeyes_
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5 years
@b1tchinnn @bulletdumas and the snake eats itself lmao checkmate boomer dumas
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@longeyes_
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3 years
@LukeEspirituPH Denim has always historically been the true worker’s fabric of choice 🤝
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4 years
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ellewasamistake
4 years
i think the players should kiss after the match instead of shaking hands
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@longeyes_
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3 years
I am a god amongst men
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3 years
ok pero bat walang mask n face shield si minimalist cartoon pulis
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@longeyes_
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2 years
@ItsaGlitchiirc @reechuuu @michaelreeves Putangina masyadong madali yang tango ninyo subukan mo ngang sumayaw ng tinikling na di natitisod
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@longeyes_
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5 months
@niIagangbaka @consommei but why criticize an innocuous, self-aware in-joke when it's not hurting anybody? that's not very nice.
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@longeyes_
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5 months
@l111mmy I’d buy that shit off you unironically
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@longeyes_
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4 years
jerking off is getting boring already I want a hug goddamn it 🥺
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5 months
@l111mmy do you run a sweatshop full of burnt out zoomers to churn these out
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@longeyes_
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9 months
we really out here having to chose between 100% hitler and 99% hitler
@qarloscuiapo
Carlos
9 months
i’m horrified and sad that i do not have a choice but to wish for him not to die because, the other option is so much worse: another duterte in power. it’s lose-lose, but with swoh, we lose so much more.
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@longeyes_
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5 years
@deenah_kafeel @_jazzghost_ Plants can like spaces? :0 how does it work???
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1 year
@136512120181a where in the bible did it say that man is not allowed to rate and criticize bread on twitter
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@longeyes_
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5 months
wtf they had professional haters write for whole fashion critique sections back then I need to time travel bruh
@glossyarchive
magasin archive
5 months
⚠️ nsfw: the claws come out in preview's fashion police section (ca. 1999-2002)
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@longeyes_
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3 years
selling a jawn from 4 years ago. feels like yesterday tbh Bastard x She’s Only Sixteen 10th anniv coach jacket W: 22.5” L: 27” php 3,000 i need jawnz n bike parts 😅 dm if interested
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@anthonyocampo Bro this washed up boxer turned useless politician defending corrupt cops and hating on gays wym
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4 years
@DodoyPanes @rolandangeles nah bro fried chicken lang to
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3 years
@jacques_lakan b-but!!! how am i supposed to travel to my exclusive luxury island resort WHILE saving the environment??11!!
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@longeyes_
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5 years
i mentioned i was selling my she's only sixteen jacket to a bunch of 8th graders and they all FREAKED lmao times really are changing
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@longeyes_
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4 years
new year new twitter game
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@cnnphilippines ...and other jokes you can tell yourselves in the year 2020
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3 years
@susierosedalton @opensea ruined such a great piece
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@longeyes_
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2 years
@Bodegacats_ @jacko_rodulfa LESGOOOOOOOOOOO PHILIPPINE MENTIONED!!!111! 😌😌😌😌😌🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽🇸🇽
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@longeyes_
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4 years
when the people ask the government what theyre gonna do about covid19
@johankyle_
Johan Kyle
4 years
when someone hits me with the “wyd today?”
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@longeyes_
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4 years
starla was massively slept on. for a short run they were able to convey how corporations land grab from poor communities through weaponization of the law. judy ann-santos was amazing
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Pahayagang KAPP
4 years
I wish ABS-CBN would now produce more progressive seryes or series depicting the realities of Philippine politics
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@longeyes_
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5 years
my fave @lolaamourph moment last night was when their keyboardist came back and started doing a call and answer thing with valerie 😌😌😌
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@longeyes_
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3 years
we used to be a country. a proper country.
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4 years
imagine your country’s democracy dying while ben and ben’s new single plays in the background lol
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5 months
@niIagangbaka @consommei I cross Taft avenue every day to get to school coming down the LRT. I can personally attest to how barumbado both public and private driver behavior and pedestrian infrastructure is in the area. The crossing guards save lives; some of which have been lost to the aforementioned.
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@longeyes_
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2 years
honestly whoever edited this knew exactly what he was doing
@rianeokiza
Ryan Oquiza
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what a fcking insane transition of video clips
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3 years
help
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@longeyes_
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2 years
our ancestors fought wars and died only for this to happen
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2 years
i cant stop laughifgjng
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1 year
I’d rather someone with the bio “pretentious cinephile” gatekeep ukay spots than films because gatekeeping films does NOT incur the consequence of basic economics
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thank u thrift gods ng CUBAO 🙏 im so blessed grabe yung 6 for 100 ndkskskz
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@jphirang @joefranc @PJACaytonPhD yo i suck at stat what does this mean in laymans terms
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@mark_estavillo YKL Fujifilm Megamall
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5 months
@niIagangbaka @consommei There’s a lot of misplaced energy here; and while I understand sentiments against the filipino nouveau-riche it would be quite low hanging fruit to take a self-aware april fool’s gag and immediately come to the conclusion that all they know is aircon humor. Come on.
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5 years
@wishplant @Bebekoh_20 @ronaldgem dude his twitter name is literally Elite-Critics HAHAHAHAHAHA
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@longeyes_
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1 year
@CSMFHT ayt so what happened to it
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1 year
damn they got ratioed irl
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5 years
@notraye @qarloscuiapo > “makes me laugh” > “ya’ll are just inexperienced” > “WE HERE AT THE NORTH” yeah my bad, the word was belittling, not scrutinizing 🤧 please be nicer next time ☺️
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@longeyes_
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3 years
*ordered popeyes (again) for dinner* mom: ano yan me: popeyes ma mom: may spinach ba yan? me: spinach? huh wala naman mom: eh hindi yan popeyes mfw
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1 year
@dotrmrt3 just because it's womens month doesn't mean you get to gatekeep gaslight girlboss your way out of this one bro
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@longeyes_
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5 years
FAIL OR PASS THIS EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS ASS
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@longeyes_
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4 years
do u guys ever wonder who the big and little spoon is in their relationship
@rapplerdotcom
Rappler
4 years
LOOK: President Duterte and his former aide-turned-Senator Bong Go get tested for COVID-19. (Photos from Go) | via @sofiatomacruz
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4 years
What bothers me the most about his apology is the way how all his fans who are fellow GRADUATES of Lyceum Batangas turn a blind eye to his error and fail to grasp that unintentional plagiarism is still plagiarism. Seriously, how did these guys get their degree???
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@longeyes_
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4 years
@shesonly16dork ayt guys tuck in your shirts, things are about to get emotionally manipulative🥺👉👈
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3 years
@mariaressa help us through the paywall 😭
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4 years
filipino hospitality
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@longeyes_
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2 years
the replies and qrts further validate the point this dude is trying to make haha
@rapplerdotcom
Rappler
2 years
"Calling a campaign volunteer-based is no indication of the class character of the volunteers themselves. An organic campaign is not the same as a people’s campaign." #PHVote #WeDecide #PHVoteRobredo #NewSchool
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