Hey numbskulls. International football hasn’t been removed because hardly anyone plays it or because women’s football has been added. It’s been TEMPORARILY removed so it can be improved, because the tiny number of people playing it indicates that it’s currently rubbish.
For anyone angry about women’s football being added to FM, let me just clarify - you still won’t have to talk to girls. You’ll be fine. It’s a video game.
Big thanks to
@burtonalbionfc
for letting me get involved with this, lots of fun. That’s “announce an actual transfer for an actual club” ticked off the bucket list of cool things I didn’t expect to ever actually get to do!
To anyone getting upset by this “game breaking” FM24 bug, may I suggest not replicating the exact steps that cause it to happen. You’re unlikely to notice it in your save then…
Hey
@jimmybullard
- about 20 years ago, I saw you using a cash machine near Peterborough Post Office. I yelled "JIMMY!" at the top of my voice and you ran away. Do you remember this? I still consider us friends, but I need closure. Thanks, Kevin
Time for my first
#FM24
giveaway then!
Just need to retweet and follow me to enter, winner will be announced 2nd October.
If you can't wait, don't forget you can pre-order for £35.05 using discount code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
Well folks, it may have taken until I was 40, but I have now finally been officially diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder. I can finally answer the question “why am I the way that I am?”
I’m a 39 year old man who really shouldn’t care as much as I do, but it’s so cool to see a video of mine trending on
@YouTube
- thanks for the support folks! Glad you’re enjoying it!
Lets also do another
#FM24
giveaway!
Just need to retweet and follow me to enter, winner will be announced when the BETA button is pushed!
If you can't wait, don't forget you can pre-order for just £35.05 using discount code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
FIRST
#FM23
GIVEAWAY!
The new game is announced, so it's time for the first of many giveaways this year!
Follow me and RT to enter (winner announced 19th September 2022).
Or you can pre-order the game with a big discount using code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
Hey
@EASPORTSFC
- with Football Manager delayed do you guys want to sort me out with a copy of your game so I can make some career mode content? Thanks.
Good new folks: my bowel is cleaner than a really clean bowel, no indications of anything cancery. Also, my sphincter loved the camera so much it wouldn’t let it go apparently. Was referred to as an impressive grip. And now I’m stood in the rain with a bum full of lube.
Thrilled Rangers have been beaten, we can all stop pretending that Scottish football is 1. relevant and 2. of any quality, congratulations to Frankfurt!
Think very carefully about what you share online. This is the price we paid for 4 years of daily vlogging:
- someone turned up at our house
- someone turned up at my daughter's work
- we got hundreds of death threats
- my autistic son was sent hate mail to our PO Box
Time for another
#FM24
giveaway!
Just need to retweet and follow me to enter, winner will be announced 16th October.
If you can't wait, don't forget you can pre-order for just £35.05 using discount code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
Working on a “terrible takes from the FM community” video. To improve your chances of featuring in the video, make sure you use words like woke, women and “I love international management” in your copy and paste replies that are going into every thread.
This is really disappointing to see but also a risk you take making content on any unlicensed team in FM. If teams are licensed in the full game, that license extends to content creation, which is covered in the FM EULA. So to 100% avoid this, stay in the licensed leagues.
I'm seeing and hearing lots of creators simultaneously complaining about
#FM23
and complaining about their views being down. This clip from
@NepentheZ
sums up my thoughts better than I could.
NEW
#FM23
GIVEAWAY!
Time for giveaway number 2...
Follow me and RT to enter (winner announced 26th September 2022).
Or you can pre-order the game with a big discount using code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
I've been telling you all for years that touchline shouts were the FM equivalent of the close door button in a lift. They don't actually do anything, but pressing them makes you feel better...
THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT!
Massive congratulations to
@lollujo
on breaking the World Record for the longest continuous gaming livestream.
w/
@MitchumUK
NEW
#FM23
GIVEAWAY!
Time for giveaway number 6...
Follow me and RT to enter (winner announced as soon as the Beta drops).
Or you can pre-order the game for just £32.05 using code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
NON-LEAGUE FOOTBALL CLUBS!
I want to work with you. Well, specifically one of you. I just don't know which one yet...
I'm looking for a club ideally in tier 8-10 of English football for a future
#FM24
YouTube series.
This is my channel:
Some of the
Football clubs are so weird. Getting relegated from the Premier League is massively over-performing for Burnley. Yet because they've over-performed even further beyond that for a few years (all under the same manager), that manager then gets sacked for it...
Burnley Football Club can confirm the Club has parted company with manager Sean Dyche, assistant manager Ian Woan, first-team coach Steve Stone and goalkeeping coach Billy Mercer.
Only made it halfway home from Wales before I had a gallstone flare up. After 5 hours rolling around in pain and vomiting in a road side hotel, I’ve now spent the last 4 hours in A&E in Worcester. Not having a great night…
It’s Sunday morning and I’ve woken up a 10 minute walk from the
@FootballManager
offices. 500 likes and I go try and break in to press the “release the beta” button while they’re all enjoying a day off…
NEW
#FM23
GIVEAWAY!
Time for giveaway number 3...
Follow me and RT to enter (winner announced 3rd October 2022).
Or you can pre-order the game with a big discount using code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
My profit for the year has gone up by £40k since last year, which is amazing and awesome. My tax bill has gone up by £37k since last year, which makes me wonder why I bothered…
Football fans are weird. Dropping £80m on deadline day on a player that’s played about 25 matches for Brighton seems like far more of a panic buy than a guy who’s won the Euros, Champions League and played 5 years in the Premier League for £12m…
5 years ago today was my last day as a teacher. My last day working for somebody else. It's bonkers that you've allowed me to support myself making videos in a cupboard for 5 FULL YEARS full time! Thank you!
NEW
#FM23
GIVEAWAY!
Time for giveaway number 5...
Follow me and RT to enter (winner announced 10th October 2022).
Or you can pre-order the game for just £32.05 using code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
It’s now officially official, confirmed by
@GWR
this morning! New world record set for longest videogame marathon playing a sports game at 50 hours, 8 minutes and 13 seconds!
And I still smell great
@MitchumUK
#ad
Now the
#FM23Beta
is out, it's time for another
#FM23
giveaway!
Just need to retweet and follow me to enter, winner will be announced early next week.
If you can't wait, don't forget you can pre-order for £32.05 using discount code LOLLUJO here:
#ad
There’s a rumour going around that I turned 40 today. Do you people really think somebody in their 40s would spend all their time playing games and making silly videos?
I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt to the person who sent me the link to a John Lewis school tie, and assume they also didn’t check the length…
Finally home. Thanks for all the nice messages folks, can’t go through them all and says thank you, like, etc., there’s loads, but they’re appreciated. Now I’m going to bed, it’s been a long 36 hours where I’ve not really slept…
To the people defending the blackout - you realise everyone watches the 3pm matches right? It’s probably the biggest driver of VPN sales! The blackout just makes it more inconvenient to do, and arguably takes money out of football that could be distributed down the pyramid…