Lisa Tozzi
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Buying all the hotdogs and giving them to the good people. Executive Digital Director @RollingStone . Priors: NYTimes, BuzzFeed News.
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FFS: Holding people responsible for their actions is not “cancel culture”.
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To sum up, Trump says military to blame for SEAL's death, Obama is organizing protests, Jews might be behind anti-Semitic threats/attacks.
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OK now do one for Baby Boomers.
Angelina Jolie to Produce BBC Show to Help Kids Spot Fake News
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Did Kim Jong Un write this?
Thinner, more energetic Kim Jong Un steals the spotlight at North Korea parade
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I will forever remember this about Peloton CEO John Foley.
Big
@WSJ
scoop: Peloton ($PTON) hopes to regain its footing by replacing its CEO, ending plans for a new factory and making several other changes. All the details:
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They are driving him around to get him to stop screaming and fall asleep.
WATCH: President Trump's motorcade drives past supporters outside of Walter Reed medical center.
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Mollie Tibbett's family would very much like everyone to stop using her as a political pawn to push an anti-immigration agenda.
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When Anna said she was raped by two on-duty cops, she thought it would be a simple case. She had no idea she lived in one of 35 states where officers can claim a detainee consented.
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@nycsouthpaw
Oh yeah. And also make sure your moisturizer and shampoo and whatnot are only 3 oz or that will get confiscated. But don’t worry about the deadly virus that has killed a million people in the US
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It’s funny because she rips up her own essay because she has lost faith in democracy due to corrupt politicans. It is a good episode. You should watch it.
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Every dog at the KC Pet Project animal shelter is free to adopt, thanks to the Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle. He paid off the adoption fees of more than 100 dogs.
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Well, sorry about the harassment, try this recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls! Is an interesting message.
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I think about this at least once a week, but especially today.
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Clearly our mob rule isn't working well enough because these guys keep talking
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There's nothing wrong with taking vacation. Like the golf stuff, it becomes a bigger thing because he railed against it/tries to hide it.
Working in Bedminster, N.J., as long planned construction is being done at the White House. This is not a vacation - meetings and calls!
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Lucy McBath, a national anti-gun violence advocate whose son's murder spurred her run for Congress, has won her bid for a House seat.
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"I'm a 9-year-old who loves dogs, and I've decided to pet as many as I can." ❤️🐶
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The city has not been closed. Asking for proof of vax at a restaurant is not closed. Wearing a mask on the subway is not closed.
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“It’s affecting our culture if regular people can’t even see a live show for a major act in person anymore, and this just becomes a domain for the wealthy.”-
@AOC
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez explains why she thinks Ticketmaster and Live Nation's merger should be unwound and pushes for caps on ticket fees and resale prices.
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It's hard to keep up with all the garbage men so maybe we should have a Hunger-Games type cannon go off and we can all look to the sky and see who the latest one is.
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If you are a man who is afraid of mentoring women because you do not trust that you know how to act properly, I am pretty sure you should not mentor anyone.
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“New filings claim there was a Plan B the militiamen had drawn up, that involved a takeover of the Michigan capitol building by 200 combatants who would stage a week-long series of televised executions of public officials.”
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@delia_cai
I once was in line for the bathroom in front of Meryl Streep at Bar Centrale. I encouraged her to go ahead of me and she laughed and politely refused. I said, but your Meryl Streep! And she laughed and refused again.
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If you haven’t yet watched
@mulaney
and The Sack Lunch Bunch special, stop denying yourself joy and get to it.
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Multiple women are exploring potential legal cases against Trump, following the lead of Stormy Daniels, who has filed a lawsuit in order to speak out about an affair she says she had with Trump in 2006, her attorney said.
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@melissamcewen
@amandamull
She was 100 percent the kid who reminded the teacher they forgot to assign homework.
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Don King wakes up and wonders how he got dragged into this...
It wasn’t the White House, it wasn’t the State Department, it wasn’t father LaVar’s so-called people on the ground in China that got his son out of a long term prison sentence - IT WAS ME. Too bad! LaVar is just a poor man’s version of Don King, but without the hair. Just think..
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In case there was any doubt: Turns out Mark and Patricia McCloskey are pretty, pretty, pretty horrible people. I ❤️ public records.
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“Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims Immanuel has made—including ones about alien DNA and the physical effects of having sex with witches and demons in your dreams.”
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We need a WPA-like program to get people back to work. One small idea I have is enlisting out of work journalists to help with contact tracing. The skills one needs to do contact tracing are very much in sync with reporting tough stories.
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Rudy Giuliani butt-dials NBC reporter, heard discussing need for cash and trashing Bidens
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Ivanka: "Dad, hand me the phone."
Trump: "What are you writing?"
Peaceful protests are a hallmark of our democracy. Even if I don't always agree, I recognize the rights of people to express their views.
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"Sorry" is not one of the plenty of comments he has made.
Q: Trump wants ESPN to apologize for "untruths"about him. Will he say sorry for birtherism?
Sarah: He's made plenty of comments on that
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Trump during campaign: "Obama is worst president in history!" Trump after election: "Can you teach me how to do this whole President thing?"
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Islands in the stream / That is what we are / No one in between / How can we be wrong?
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Happy Women's History Month, everyone!
The future of media looks like this.
Proud to be part of this team.
@CaseyNeistat
@Bourdain
@jaketapper
@wkamaubell
and
@CNN
chief Zucker
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I want a wine window.
Medieval 'wine windows' are reopening, reviving Italian plague tradition
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The new sub is having a really hard time controlling the classroom
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@S_Evangelina
I’ve never been good at that because no matter what attempt at professional speak comes out of my mouth, my face always says, “y’all sound crazy”.
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This thread is beautiful. I’m crying.
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Please do go on about how unfair NYT is to Trump. This is … something
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The Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN) said they had seen a jump of 147% in the number of calls after Christine Blasey Ford testified.
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@erinbiba
@everywhereist
“This is Italy, delicious food is everywhere. But inedible garbage with incompetent service? Now THAT’s art!”
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Trump’s White House Passed Around a PowerPoint on How to End American Democracy
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@davidmackau
Also: interesting that Trump can mock Greta on Twitter but if anyone says Barron’s name they are mean and evil.
#BeBest
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Gun-loving Tennessee Rep. Tim Burchett homeschools his kid so he doesn't worry about school shooting and is just ... yeah...
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"Well, you know what? Kids don't like math either. What are we going to do? Stop teaching math?"
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Wow.
The NYC Taxi Workers just called for a work stoppage, starting at 6 pm. No pick ups or drop offs to JFK.
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PBS announces 'Amanpour' as interim replacement for Charlie Rose
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"At least 30 people will participate in the Women’s March today all the way in Antarctica, surrounded by penguins."
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"I've been dodging bullets since before I learned to read." Powerful speech from teen from South LA speaking right now:
#MarchForOurLives
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White House on family separation:
This is not happening.
It is happening because the Democrats are making it happen.
It is happening but it is not so bad.
It is happening, but it is the law.
I am going to sign a thing to stop this thing from happening.
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@AdrienneLaF
Mad. I would go into the convenience store next to the laundromat we went to when I was a kid and read it in there and occasionally be able to buy it.
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This is such a depressing sentence: “Ms. Carroll said she had no expectation that telling her story would have an impact. At 75 years old, she has come not to expect such stories to come to anything.”
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“The organization is also getting rid of the evening gown portion of the competition and instead asking contestants to wear attire that makes them feel confident, expresses their personal style and shows how they hope to advance the role of Miss America.”
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This dog is just plopped down on Fifth Ave trying to say cool and spread love
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I’m probably never winning a Pulitzer or having an NYT column. BUT: The moment where I use my platform to obsess about how I AM TREATED during this time in history I would hope all my friends would do an intervention.
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"This is not the article you might be expecting about Les Moonves. It’s not going to be wise or inspiring. It’s going to be petty and punishing." This is great.
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Alisyn Camerota is interviewing the Nazi running for congress in Illinois on CNN right now and it is ... something.
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“Research shows that only half of our friendships are mutual. That is, only half of those who we think are our friends feel the same way about us.” 🥺
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NYC hasn't been closed since 2020. New York had a full lockdown from March 2020 to April 2020 and then a phased reopening thru the summer. Nothing is closed. Wearing a mask or checking vax status isn't closing the city. Everytime this is said unchecked I lose my mind.
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“Visibly nervous, they shifted in their chairs, rubbed their palms and pressed their fists against their foreheads. At times they stopped in midsentence and broke into tears.”
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One of my favorite Carrie Fisher quotes is "Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die."
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I’m old enough to remember when “limiting frivolous lawsuits” and “tort reform” were GOP buzzwords.
Allowing private parties to sue fellow citizens w/ whom they have no relationship when they’ve suffered no personal harm is quite the move in a state run by conservatives.
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Can you imagine being able to do something to fix this mess we are all in, and instead doing stuff like this?
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@freshhel
@daisandconfused
I like when they say "Who said that?" like it came from some movie or famous dude
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Things
@Scaramucci
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Feb 28, 2017: “President Donald Trump quietly signed a bill into law Tuesday rolling back an Obama-era regulation that made it harder for people with mental illnesses to purchase a gun.”
So many signs that the Florida shooter was mentally disturbed, even expelled from school for bad and erratic behavior. Neighbors and classmates knew he was a big problem. Must always report such instances to authorities, again and again!
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Today was my last day at
@BuzzFeed
and I did a really good job keeping it together all week until they banged me out when I left the newsroom. 😭😭😭😭
I love these brilliant maniacs, grateful for these past six years and proud of everyone.
No whistling in the newsroom ❤️
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I'm going to miss
@parksandrecnbc
so much. Here are 28 of the show's best running gags:
http://t.co/3tVuSgUvtS
http://t.co/JhTkfwpv0y
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“If refusing to mislead the public during a health crisis is insubordination, then I will wear that badge with honor”
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If it has 4 walls and doors it is called “inside.”
Outdoor dining has gradually escalated into what might reasonably be called a buildings.
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Here are the hoaxes being spread about the Las Vegas shooting
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“I’ve decided to remove all my music from Spotify. Irresponsible people are spreading lies that are costing people their lives. I stand in solidarity with Neil Young and the global scientific and medical communities on this issue.” —Joni Mitchell
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