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MUFC • I am like riding a rollercoaster - thrilling, unpredictable, and occasionally nauseating • insta @ljtx_ • TikTok @lisj90 • Bluesky @lisajtx
United Kingdom
Joined April 2023
not laughing now Steven you scouse paedo.
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not as embarrassing as the footage of you choking on some random penis which got no attention until you came up with the idea of being a fake United fan because your clapped ham sandwich mate Astrid Wett makes money off grooming young lads and dirty old gits on football Twitter.
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a sexual health clinic?.
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things that didn't exist 20 years ago:. Youtube .WhatsApp.Facebook .Instagram .Spotify .Snapchat .Uber .Twitter .Man City fans.
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can Manchester United do the right thing and either sell Mason Greenwood or end his contract asap? sick of seeing rapey e-reds tweet their support of him every single day.
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Jamie Lynn Spears could not cope in the jungle for just over one week but happily saw her sister Britney locked away in a mental health facility for months on end for no reason and a conservatorship for 13 years, good riddance.
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why is a mosque in Southport being targeted when the identity of the murderer hasn’t been confirmed?.
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Varane is on £300k+ per week and barely plays you daft bastard.
Varane being let go but Lindelof and McTominay stays. it gets worse.
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the likes of Astrid Wett and all the other e-slags who use football clubs to promote their OnlyFans etc give female football fans a bad reputation, some of us actually enjoy football and love the clubs we support we don’t use it to get our baps out for a bit of e-fame, the end.
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Manchester United will always be the biggest football club in the world.
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the Madeleine McCann case is receiving more money and media attention yet Winnie Johnson went to her grave not knowing where her murdered son was buried makes you sick thinking about how society treats people differently.
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Dan Wootton has written appalling stories over the years mainly about women (Caroline Flack, Lily Allen, Meghan Markle) I couldn’t give af if my tweet has caused his cult followers to be upset, fucking sue me 😂.
'Alexa, show me someone who doesn't understand libel'.
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I grew up during the 90’s when we had players who would die for this badge, who had respect for this badge now we have players who literally could not give 2 fucks or should be nowhere near the club.
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‘Hi everyone, I’m new to football Twitter so here I am in my undies for all you thirsty boys, any Manchester United accounts I should be following? ❤️’.
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my Mum (a Bertie) is still banging on about their double, potential treble keep it up because I will remember all of this when I have to choose a care home for her.
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Rashford telling that fucking drip Goldbridge to stop lying has made my morning 😂 another nail in the coffin for The United Stand.
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piss easy group, struggled against an average Netherlands hoping Spain absolutely batter them.
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roses are red, .violets are blue, .without the corruption, .City would be in league 2 😂.
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Sal bullshitting Warner aka Stretford Post strikes again 😂 you met a wax work Samuel L Jackson at Madame Tussauds ya daft twat.
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Dan Wootton is a perverted, lying, nasty cunt who pushed a woman to commit suicide and has lied/bullied countless other people this isn’t about politics.
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may have had a few pints but people comparing Klopp to Sir Alex can go fuck themselves the fucking whoppers.
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the same number of STI tests you have passed, zero.
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I understand a lot of people don’t want politics in football but what is going on in Gaza isn’t a political issue it is a human rights issue.
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don’t normally post a lot of family pics but had the best time at Disney only now feeling back to normal though 😂
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@JamesPGoddard90 but the other day you were all defending the police saying how bad it is to attack them?.
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why tf have I woken up to Brandon Williams getting shit from reds for? the boy was spot on if you disagree go and suck Pep off.
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he tried using Manchester United for attention that backfired so he is now using a war for social media attention, this man is a complete and utter cretin.
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why do Sky Sports insist on having Flex on? so many loyal reds out in Seville and they choose to interview him?
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Rio Ferdinand cheated on his ill wife, the Mother of his children, sucks up to Ste Howson knowing that he ripped reds off his arse licking of Pep and City is just another reason to dislike the lying, Scooby Doo looking melt.
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may get backlash but I am starting to think that Rashford is a problem within the dressing room.
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these girls getting in their undies to gain followers on football Twitter pretending to be football fans are nothing short of groomers, their target audience are either young teenage boys or old dirty pervs get some self respect ffs.
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I love Manchester United as a football club but not what we have become. It isn’t just about losing it’s about players not giving a shit, fans being ripped off for tickets, tourist fans taking up seats just to take pics, it’s shit.
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little twat of a child.
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good result for United earlier, been quiet because I have had a shocker of a day 😞 proper down in the dumps.
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Richard Keys is a cheeky bastard isn’t he calling Ten Hag a disgrace the same hairy monster who was drilling his daughters mate whilst his wife was seriously ill.
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couldn’t takeover an abandoned building you gorps.
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the fucking irony of Piers Morgan saying this a man that has harassed Meghan and Harry for years.
Unless Phillip Schofield’s ex-lover contradicts his version of events to @TheSun & BBC, then it’s time to stop this relentless persecution of a guy who’s lost everything and looks right on the edge to me. He doesn’t seem to have committed any crime, and he’s not a Govt minister.
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thought going on the sunbeds for 15 minutes last night would be a good idea, look like Alan Brazil.
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another mass shooting in America people were kicking off about Qatar holding the World Cup but the most trigger happy country in the world gets to hold it without any concerns or criticism.
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looks fuck all like Hojlund looks more like Beavis off Beavis and Butthead.
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Britain’s biggest slag Bonnie Blue getting absolutely destroyed on This Morning.
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@KingBobIIV @melindiscott have the same problem here in West Wales, the amount of paedophiles that get released to the area is disgusting.
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feel blessed to have watched this era of Manchester United and those before because we are a million miles away from being anything like this again.
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I have had a c-section scar pregnancy something that I didn’t know existed until 6 weeks ago, unfortunately the pregnancy failed and I’m not in the best of health so this month is all about getting better.
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@melindiscott @KingBobIIV because they think that releasing them into quiet rural communities will work.
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this app really has gone to shit since that Tesla making twat took over.
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grown men with ‘can I have your shirt’ signs at the football need locking up.
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Cycling Mikey is finished, he deserves all the shit he gets the horrible, narcissistic nonce.
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go and support Chelsea with your mate Astrid Wett who shows her flaps and baps to underage boys then you skank also would love to hear her explain these tactics, she could write her football knowledge on the back of a first class stamp and still have space left.
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8pm kick off today is brilliant considering the amount of alcohol we will have to consume to watch the match.
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size 12-14 that’s average also does your unflattering pictures include the one where you pissed yourself at a match?
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Steve is definitely either Dan Wootton on a burner or an absolute freak that dedicates his life to defending him.
@whatmbtweeted @HelenaHandcart0 @bluesonofspeke @lisajt_x Then why are you unable to grasp the fact that your nasty little friend has libeled Dan - unless, of course, she has evidence which will hold up to the scrutiny of the courts?. As you said: why should she show me? Answer: to shut me up, perhaps.
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@DanHook684 @serbs236180 It isn’t a football ground anymore it is becoming one of those entertainment stadiums they have over in America.
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