SATIVA
@linnnbabyyy
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put on mascara and your party dress
Zambia
Joined April 2023
There’s no man that’s smarter than me.
I love intelligent men. Like yes, advise me. Yes, proofread my work. Yes, teach me 😭.
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Even that K3,000 I can be shocked.
Someone has just asked me to loan them K30,000. 🤣🤣 I had to ask if they meant K3,000.
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Ndiye nchito. Ma reels.
A glimpse into my visit and productive engagement with the ABSA Zambia leadership team.
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IDG the UNILUS hatred 😂 it’s a university that *works*. Recommended textbooks are actually stocked, lecturers are accessible, notes/exam papers are on the portal,,, why won’t people clear their exams w such things in place?.
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Haaa! Just got the job I manifested fr fr 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾.Small girl, big God.Tadaaa . Shani shani uko.
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He’s so real for never deleting. Real hater shit.
“Zambia Ku Chalo” seems like such a beg. “Look we’re on tv” energy.
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Last week in ShopRite I asked this man to pay before me because he was only buying one thing and I had several. Ah ah didn’t I find him waiting for me outside Shoprite ati let’s be friends. Bro? 😂.
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AGAIN, you guys who like talking about money always know someone who’s rich but it’s never YOU 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾.
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People keep saying Damson looks like a Zambian guy but where are the same Zambian guys in question?.
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Lmao the way I’m grateful for BASIC things like power coming back for long enough to pump water? May God punish politicians fr.
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Yo Maps and Tay Grin submitted So Mone for Grammy consideration. Plsssss God let them be nominated and WIN.
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I hate my bf.
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I just fell to my knees in ShopRite.
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Being a hater pays off ai.
That ZED Podcast co host, Elson gets his mother some new wheels on Mother’s Day.
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Pls making people write sad stories for a chance to win money is diabolical 😭no DMs too so they HAVE to comment?.
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Anyway stay away from men who have disdain for ANY particular group of women. You’ll be next.
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Guys, there’re too many Zambians living below the poverty line to be classist about what one considers success. The % of people in formal employment is TINY.
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False. Should’ve been Try Again by Yo Maps.
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“Linda why are you moving around with a bag?”.“I want to change my tampon” . Now everyone’s quiet.
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Even the NRC number.
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Splitting 50-50 w someone who earns significantly more than you do is….
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I don’t think you should ever sacrifice having a yard for a bigger house.
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Thank you for sharing. We are w you in these trying moments 🙏🏾🙏🏾.
My net is K14,000 a month. yet it's not enough. I imagine what people who make K2000 feel.
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Hating doesn’t have to make sense sometimes.
Hating on self help books is so stupid. I don't know when it became a prevailing opinion.
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Body counts shouldn’t even be a topic. A demographic that rarely even tests for STIs/HIV trying to shame women?.
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Nzila v Nara I’m supporting Nara I’m sawriiiiii. The backstories? Thank goodness Nara doesn’t add that when “stealing”.
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Bro this skirt is not even short short so why are niggas at the gym tripping ati I’m tempting them? Active is so ghetto.
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Someone (I didn’t like) who liked me has posted a pic of him and the girlfriend. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Black/African women should never be in the forefront when it comes to transphobia because baby, tomorrow it’ll be you they call a man esp if you’re darkskin.
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Zambia >>>> Europe clearly 🥰❤️.
In Europe, you can’t even walk into a Rolex store and buy one off the shelf — literally impossible. In Zambia, you can have it delivered to you on a Yango. 🔥.
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My chat is that you could be fashionable even at your current income level.
Oh, I cannot wait to unlock my *true* fashion sense 😭🤞🏾.
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Fake AirPods mwandi. You can’t even move your head in peace, the music stops. God abeg
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The Men’s Conference thing is one of the most ghetto things ever.
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Suffering from too much money, fitness, success and beauty
I was doing core workouts today so imagine my absolute shock and horror when I didn’t immediately see rock hard abs 😱😱😱
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The longer you stay without consuming alcohol, the harder it is to get back to drinking it regularly.
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All offices/workplaces should have a gym mweh. Pls vote for me for president so I can make this law.
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I’m looking for a man in tech….6’5.Blue eyes.Trust fund.
When you hit it big in Software dev,it really hits. Some Devs I know here get above k120,000 a month 💀💀.
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So real. Last week I was shocked to see someone who makes K15,000 order a Yango. I told him at that wage, he needs to walk to work and not waste money living like he’s rich.
Rich people stay rich by living like they are broke. Broke people stay broke by living like they are rich. #veep.
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Ass fat? Yeah I know 🦄🩰🎀💞🌸🍬💖
I was doing core workouts today so imagine my absolute shock and horror when I didn’t immediately see rock hard abs 😱😱😱
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Yuck. Those people are like your siblings.
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So grateful that God accepts you when you wholeheartedly go back to Him 🩷.
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This is funny. Him asking questions too I’ve laughed.
What happened to this agreement which was signed some time early last year?
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Lmaooooo it FINALLY happened 😭😭😭😭😭😭Some man almost opened the door and waslike oh I thought it was the Yango I booked 😭💔my enemies were right 😭💔💔💔💔💔.
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ThatZedPodcast is very crass but they represent most of the Zambian population tbh. People actually think like that and are entertained by that 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮.
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Can someone who speaks nigga translate.
I can have that lil shit right now if I wanted it, but she been pushing the p harder then niggas lol that’s the twin…I got who I want.
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Twitter is so funny. Someone who’s never seen the inside of a lecture theatre will be making fun of a graduate like?.
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My grandma asking for Christmas money is dusting me because she’s literally JWit so which one is Christmas? 😂.
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The flavor of juice I wanted wasn’t open so I was sad then I remembered no one would shout at me if I had two flavors open and did just that 🤣🥂.
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I was doing core workouts today so imagine my absolute shock and horror when I didn’t immediately see rock hard abs 😱😱😱
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The one who created that Lusaka Exposed list left his data on the file as author and that’s sooooo? Like a big man compiles pictures of different women FOR WHAT EXACTLY? Disgusted.
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My ex workmate’s boyfriend used to drop her off, pick her up and bring lunch every single day. I was living at 1000 sbwls per minute. Not anymore, I am FREE!
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Your food will taste better when you cook it on low heat. You won’t even need so many spices to bring out the flavor.
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Pls you won’t get anything from being a cool girl 😭 better to be wicked.
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The thing that bothers me the most about village chicken is that that’s what chicken is supposed to taste like so like what do we eat 😭😭😭.
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No wonder he’s coming to Zambia.
Ne-Yo says parents have forgotten what the role of a parent is:. “I just personally come from an era where a man was a man and a woman was a woman. And there was two genders and that's just how I rocked. You could identify as a goldfish if you feel like, that ain't my business,
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Standard Chartered has K2.5m to sponsor “Africa Must Think” conference lmao. Olo it’s advertisement they need si so. How many conferences will be held until enough “thinking” has been done? Smh.
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It’s an expansion joint guys. It’s safe (I’m the one who built the bridge).
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I’d deactivate too if niggas was saying my visa was about to expire 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾.
You guys really made Charlie deactivate??? I'm still bang😭 I would NEVER give you the satisfaction.
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#RunfortheSDGs. I ran for Reduced Inequalities, Life on land, Life below water and Quality Education 🇺🇳🇺🇳🇺🇳
I was doing core workouts today so imagine my absolute shock and horror when I didn’t immediately see rock hard abs 😱😱😱
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K250 yunno 🤣 poverty is BAD! Pls bring back jobs because no ways.
He gave us ma K250 each, we were 18 on my team. ABDU BANZA ya'll haters here won't tell me shit lol 🤣 😆.
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The best part about having a car is you could be dead broke but as long as you have fuel you’re good.
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It’s cute when people detest poor people when literally any unforeseen circumstance could make you a part of that demographic as well unless you’re Bill Gates or whoever.
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These people complaining about PEPFAR funding ARVs would rather people *just die* or what? Because I’m not getting the mental gymnastics against aid.
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I am thrilled to announce that the week is done! I am not scheduled to work tomorrow and I look forward to the relaxation that the weekend will bring. #worklifebalance
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Yes.
If I told you guys no one has ever asked me to be their girlfriend, would you believe me?.
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Every day is a special occasion.
I think I'll just start wearing all my nice outfits .Tired of keeping them for special occasions that never come 😩.
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This guy always has a money story and it always has a “friend” as the main character. He’s wasting his talents writing tweets, could write a fiction novel instead.
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