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🎉🎉🎉🎉
Right after,
@lily_comedy
brings us another three wonderful SMUTS
Witty feminist comedy with an indepth discussion on puppy periods, you’ll laugh and probably pull a face
16th - 18th February
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A sitcom script I wrote has been long listed for Funny Women Awards! What a sexy piece of news for a Wednesday!
Sneak a peak. The results are in…
@funnywomen
#FWAwards2021
. Well done everybody!
#semifinals
#longlists
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Not in Edinburgh this year as I birthed a human but don’t worry I’m doing just as much crying. Here are my fringe recs
@heidi_regan
@_LAtkinson_
@jamie_finn
@JoshuassJones
@thisstuartlaws
@joshweller
@mickyoverman
@patrickspicers
@floodhaha
@TamsynKelly
@abcelya
#EdFringe2023
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OMGGGGGGGGGG
20 comics battled it out over two nights, and after a lot of tough deliberation, we're happy to announce the four fantastic comics we're taking to the Fringe this year, in the 15th Pleasance Comedy Reserve! Josh Jones, Mamoun Elagab, Lily Phillips & Mo Omar.
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Just so you know iPhone, I’m never trying to write: do t
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WOWZERRRRRR
After much deliberation, we can now announce our top 3 finalists for
#FWAwards2021
Comedy Writing Award.
@KathrynBond
@lily_comedy
@ZoeTomalin
Find out who'll be the winner, at our final, 23rd September
@bloomstheatre
and live streamed on
@nextupcomedy
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I am part of The Comedy Reserve this year and the first show is tonightttttttttt 😬😬😬😬😬
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Advice to comics!! DO NOT on your night off from stress inducing comedy watch UNCUT GEMS-it’s the film equivalent of an anxiety dream AND there is no one in it you want to bang
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PM basically said: Poor people go back to work, rich people get BEACH BODY READY!
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This is how I do my tax:
Do you give to charity?
Yes
*loads more questions I don’t understand
Actually no, I don’t give to charity.
SAVE AND CONTINUE
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Come and see us opening night!!! My dog isn’t there cos she needs a break from me.
@ThePleasance
courtyard Bunker 1 7:25pm 😘😘😘
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I’d love if one time in a film a character gets a text message, rushes to check phone but it’s just Domino’s telling them about 241 Mondays
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Last gigggggg for a couple of months and it was such a fun oneeeeeeeee
S'aguddun! Belting night. Huge thanks to Lily Phillips, Sarah Keyworth (
@sarahkcomedy
), James Gill, Rose Matafeo, Tim Lewis. 🌹 And we've lots more shows at 🎟️
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ITS 2021 EVERYTHING SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO IN THE DISHWASHER
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One of my fav things to do is go to the supermarket, do a massive weekly food shop, get home, then immediately order a takeaway.
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Last night I talked to a room full of Oxford students about my vagina. I can now do anything.
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What I like to do is wake up everyday feeling happy, then look at social media for 30mins to make me feel like shit again, it’s important to reset. What’s everyone else’s morning routine?
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What I’ve learnt over the past couple of days is that I LOVE TOUCHING MY FACE, LOVE IT.
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Feminism will only be done when men can be trusted with their own passports
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Wanna see me vomit all over myself and then sexy dance with Adam Hess? Well tune into Stand Up Sketch Show on ITV2 at 10pm TONIGHT!
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Brighton Fringe here I come! 22nd FULL but still tickets left for 23rd!
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Whenever I see someone get a message from ‘mum’ I think why is my mum texting you?
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I’m rarely confrontational but MY GOD can I withhold a kiss at the end of a message when I’m MAD
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Here's a shot from The North Face campaign about female empowerment entitled 'She Moves Mountains' - it was a lovely day, pleased to be involved 🤗
@TheNorthFaceUK
#shemovesmountains
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Thanks so much to everybody who came to my WIP last night! You made it through 127 vagina jokes and I salute you!
@LeicsComedyFest
@nextupcomedy
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If you can’t eat pizza for breakfast what is LITERALLY the point in being an adult?
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Someone just came up and ASKED ME for a flyer - it confused me so much I said NO!
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THIS WEDNESDAY
@esther_manito
and I will attempt to play Pictionary online with YOU. SPOILER neither of us can draw for shit. But
@CarlDonnelly
CAN! 8:45pm
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Wrote a thaaaangggg
'Connecting with the world around you makes you feel more in control of it which reduces anxiety'
@lily_comedy
shares how
#comedy
has helped her
#mentalhealth
@edfringe
@impressive_pr
@MissHelenia
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I’m supposed to be doing my tax so obviously I’m hoovering my fridge
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Behind every great man, there is a woman…who is also a sex offender
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Do you think when this is all done if you’re too sick to do a gig the promoter will make you do your set from your bed at home?
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The word Vagina actually means Sword Holder. WOW. Let’s come up with something better. What do you call yours?
#tweetaboutyourtwat
#TheVProject
#whatdoyoucallyours
#vagina
#names
#women
#feminism
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Here’s my ep of BBC New Comedy Awards!! And here’s my advice to the world-before something important ALWAYS GET A BLOWDRY
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Just got an audition through for a Virgin Atlantic air hostess so naturally practised sexy winking in front of mirror for next 20 minutes
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Do you like PRIZES? Do you like comedians DRESSING UP? Do you like TAMPONS? Grab a ticket for tonight’s showwww!
@robmulholland
@PromoteComedy
@esther_manito
@DariusDavies
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Who at WhatsApp decided that they won’t allow you to delete a message without everyone thinking you just accidentally sent them a tit pic?
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Sex is great but have you tried putting the heating on?
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For SOME REASON I’m doing a work in progress Feb 11th at 9pm.
Don’t expect many jokes and don’t expect me to look like this.
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You know that point when you just DECIDE your PERIOD has finished? Even though is kinda hasn’t/definitely hasn’t?
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Go and see The Cult of Dave
@voodoorooms
it's AWESOME!
#thecultofdave
#davealnwick
#davedavedave
@TheFreeFringe
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APOLOGY to my dentist. It turns out I don’t floss because I CAN’T BE ARSED not because I don’t have the time. Thank you.
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Must be such a weird time to be a police officer, when you walk towards someone in the park they immediately start doing squats
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Today I baked a cake in the kitchen, while my boyfriend did some digging in the garden WELL DONE CORONA YOU GOT THE 1950s BACK! Can we go home now?
#coronavirus
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And they all looked up and saw their partners, as if for the first time…until they realised Twitter still worked…
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Shrunk my bfs jumper, while ordering him a new one saw a nice one for myself, his new jumper doesn’t fit+they don’t have another size, mine is lovely. To sum up-I ruined my bfs jumper+to make up for it bought myself a new jumper.
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Had a banana for breakfast-did a shit show. Had a croissant for breakfast-did a good show. You know what that means!!!
#croissant
#everyday
#heartattack
#fringe
#superstition
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First show was tough but then I met a dog called Roger, so all is well 😊
#EdFringe19
#pleasance
#dogs
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Amplifying the voices of 10 women
@LouiseBastock
@ChloePetts
@hannahtheplatt
@LizGuterbock
@imoedmo
@mickyoverman
@JanineHarouni
@hanfairweather
@elf_lyons
@HelenBaBauer
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Person who can dress appropriately for this weather should be our next Prime Minister
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Thanks so much to everyone who came to my
@LeicsComedyFest
work in progress last night, you were so much funnnn and I was so much drunkkkk, thanks to a creative barman
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One of my favourite things to do is carry heavy books around with me and NOT READ THEM.
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It’s going to hurt really bad when people don’t laugh at my debut Edinburgh show even though I’ve had 17 years to write it and literally nothing else to do.
#stayathome
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I wonder when I will grow out of taking a glass of water to bed with me that I never drink
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Really excited to be a part of thisssss! A wonderful comedy club finding a way to keep the comedy going! 😘😘😘
TOMORROW NIGHT 9pm...we are pleased to announce this fantastic line-up of top circuit comedians for our first ever
#KomediaLive
-
@InnocentJeff
@lily_comedy
@MJoloney
@DeeringRob
plus live from LA
@ChrisPJTurner
& MC
@stephencgrant
Subscribe & watch at
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The fact that Matt Hancock got TWO WOMEN to sleep with him is the worst thing to come out of this pandemic
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Our NEW VIDEO The Mooncup Song is HERE! Watch it! Share it! Buy a Mooncup for Christmas!
#mooncupsong
#comedy
#periods
@mooncupltd
#mooncups
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FRINGE RECOMMENDATION!!
@HasteTheatre
#wherethehellisbernard
@AssemblyFest
4:10pm Beautifully crafter theatre!
#theatre
#edfest2018
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Sex is great but have you tried your boyfriend going out for an hour?
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When someone asks: business or pleasure? I always think: work or sex
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Tomorrow I’ll be
@LeicsComedyFest
doing my WIP ‘Smut’, come and see me try and cobble 75 vadge jokes into an hour!
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I’m starting a charity called Professional Headshots for Uber Drivers
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Half of the Reserve on the way HOMEEEEEEE thank you to our fellow reserves
@mokultra
+ Mamoun Elegab + to the amazing
@Ryan_Taylor_
for making it all possible! We’ve had a BLAST and now to BED
@JoshuassJones
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We are BACK BABY!
TONIGHT 8PM
Drawn Together - Episode 11
Bringing together 4 of the funniest comics in the UK in a game of guesswork and drawing ability.
@comedy_hotspot
Line Up:
Esther Manito
@esther_manito
Lily Phillips
@lily_comedy
Plus Special Guests
Tickets & Info
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Walking to the pub at the weekend and a guy wolf whistles from his car, I turn around, about to tell him to fuck off, when he says: ‘NOT YOU’
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Big up to all the female talent up in Edinburgh this year
@HasteTheatre
@ElleDanielComic
@viviennekay
@JodieMitchell_
@ChloePetts
@HelenBaBauer
@esther_manito
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I used to google ‘fun things to do at the weekend’ now I google ‘does my dog have cystitis’
#parenting
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I spent 5 minutes this morning trying to find matching socks before I remembered that the world is ending and nothing really matters
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How long after the clocks change do you play the game ‘what time is it REALLY?’
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Present day is SHIT come back to the 90’s with us EVERY MONDAY!
#onlinecomedy
@esther_manito
#gameshow
#specialguests
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Looking forward to performing in this great city tonight 9:30
@TheDuplexNYC
have fallen in ❤️
@TastyMonster
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My special ‘Smut’ is now on Next Up!
NEW CONTENT!?!?!
Apparently you guys want more content? We don’t want to disappoint you soooo… we’ve just dropped a whole load of brand new comedy specials and short forms onto the platform 🤯
Check out all this newness 😍 All yours to watch whenever you want!
Sign up now!
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Funny gals called Louise in Edinburgh y’all!
@LouSanders
@louiseatkinson
@LouiseBastock
go and see their showssssssssss
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We are getting better at drawing everyday - next show Wednesday at 8pm
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Met up with our lovely New York producers today so excited for next part of our American tour
@TastyMonster
#KeepingItTasty
#saynoNY
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Thinking of starting a new charity, it’s called TISSUES FOR MEN ON THE TUBE
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When I turned 30 I started tucking my tops into my trousers and honestly I can say I have NEVER LOOKED BACK
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When this is all over hair removal therapists will be the new front line and they are going to need a lot if PPE so the government better be ready.
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