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Picture I thought was sick when I was tripping is not sick
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Patrick Mahomes Dad is a G, 100 times better than Brady’s dad.
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Me and the boys playing guitar hero in the basement
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Big Black woulda never let ridiculousness happen
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One of my customers just texted me a picture of his credit card and said “charge whatever you can to that” (talking about a piece of equipment he’s buying) but like kinda made me feel like a sugar baby and he was my sugar daddy ;) 🥵👅
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Would hot girls hangout with me if I bought a new wakeboard boat. Might make a terrible financial decision
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If I get to 1,000 followers I will hang dong on the timeline
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Alright what’s up with the view number on tweets? I don’t need to be any more humbled than I already am on my 0 like tweets
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Wearing my expensive vintage t-shirt to the bar!!!
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Hangin with my 30 year old friends, we are watching golf and talking about mortgages. I hope I die before 30
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Having a crush on a 21 year old is demoralizing, they like everything but me
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Gym on a Sunday? I hate myself but I hate the person who called me fat more
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Just met my niece for the first time, confirmed a cute baby not an ugly alien one
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*pissed everyone was making jokes about me on twitter*
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“This is summerfest this is what it’s all about, seeing everyone you know and um knowing everyone you know”
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Just won the 50/50 raffle!! I’m getting soo fucking drunk tonight
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Never have my funeral on a weekend, have that shit during the week so everyone can have a couple days off from work
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Should I count dabs I take this year through this thread? 2
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If I die any hot girl can have my money and stuff
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Got my plane tickets for the Packers Vs Broncos game, we all know who Brennan will be cheering for
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I miss the days you could send a risky ass text and if you didn’t get a response you could just say “sorry my friend stole my phone”
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Me this summer drunk coming home from the bars
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Random number just texted me this, what do I respond
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*when someone uses a hot photo of you for a twitter fight*
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Taking a shit on shrooms, just glad it was on my home turf
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Had not looked through my camera roll from Friday night (when I blacked out and was severely hungover) and I found this….
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That first fart when a girl leaves after a slumber party >
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“If you can’t squirt just video you pissing”
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Why do these church nurse girls try to match with me on hinge?! It literally says I do drugs on my profile!!!
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Damn I need to go on dr Phil
'Cash me outside' girl Bhad Bhabie pays all cash for $6.1M Florida mansion
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I’m going to blackout soo hard in Milwaukee for the bucks game tomorrow
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The stripper I met in Arizona should be coming with me to my family Christmas today and I’m upset she isn’t :(
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Cops just pulled up to my apartment building, right when I was about to smoke and my neighbor with the “come back with a warrant” door mat got arrest I can’t even make this up
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Hot girls going on ski trips with their noob ass boyfriends, like do y’all not know I’m a state champion ski racer? Smh
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Can’t believe I’m gonna lose to my fantasy football championship to my friends little brother who’s still in highschool, fuck you seth
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New Year’s resolutions:
Win more bets
Talk to more chicks
Smoke more weed
Get a six pack
Get more tattoos
Be swaggy
Cry less
Win fantasy football championship
Win softball league championship
Buy a house or a Rolex
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If Packers win I’m doing Edward 40 hands at the strip club
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Might become a Scientologist
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Idk how you losers are addicted to vapes. I vaped mango juul pods for a month. Ran out, quit cold turkey. Soo easy
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How is this legal? I fucking hate this stupid country I’m officially not celebrating the 4th of July this year. Fuck you
@Ticketmaster
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@SeatGeek
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