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Sex without passion is empty. We have to pass chemistry before we move to physics.
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Being single is one thing, but not having anyone to fuck, that shit hurt!
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Nothing is sexier than someone who is insanely affectionate with you and only you.
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Dick🍆💦 is nice but has your man ever sat you in his lap , kept eye contact w/ you 👀👅, and fingered you to tears? a concept 😋
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No guy is stingy. Is either He doesn't have it or You don't deserve it
Is the volume Okay ?🙂
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Girls shoot their shot by thinking about you, hoping you know telepathically
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Once you have a man, stop acting too friendly to any guy that comes your way. your man feels disrespected
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Girls are learning more make up than cooking these days, but then will your husband eat concealer or contour palette?
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To my ladies....may the next good dick 🍆💦 you receive be attached to a good man..
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Nothing is more attractive than a person who teaches you things without making you feel like you're dumb for not knowing it already.
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When you wake up from a nightmare and sleep again only for it to continue from where it stopped
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Girls be twerkin & grinding at parties but be scared to present their projects at school 😫
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Dating is weird u spend all ur time with one person and take pictures and make memories then u break up and none of it matters anymore
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So when I become a father, one guy she'll call her boyfriend will actually take my daughter on a date and might possibly shift her pant
This thought is killing me 😲😭
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Side chicks are young girls between 18-20 years, so if you're 22 upwards and you dating a married man my sister you're a side hen, ostrich, eagle, turkey etc
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Do y'all realize if you keep it real with a female and be completely honest there's no limit to the things she'll do for you in return.
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Once she says 'Ouch!' ,pull out your dick🍆 and sleep 😴. Rape isn't a Bro culture.
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No dick is bigger than a baby's head. Unnecessary screaming during sex should end this MONTH...
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Just because you were sleeping with him when he was broke doesn't mean you built him
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If a girl say “Believe what you want” she did exactly what you’re accusing her of....
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It's only in Africa that someone will come to your child's naming, eat, drink, and leave without even knowing the name of the child....
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When your man is not rich, but makes everything happen for you. Appreciate that man..
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Don't end this year keeping secrets, tell your girlfriend you won't marry her 😊
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Whoever is reading this :
You gonna make it Financially
You gonna make it Mentally
You gonna make it Emotionally
You gonna make it Love wise
You gonna make it Career wise
You gonna make it Business wise.
Stay Blessed, Stay Shining & winning ✨
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You can't like thick girls 🍑💦and dislike stretch marks... Heavy Rain comes with heavy thunder
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If you’re seeing this tweet, you will not be poor!
Anything you lay your hands upon will prosper.
New week, New blessings 😇❤
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Saggy boobs is as a result of giving your boobs to broke guys...they will put all their depression on your boobs 😂
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A real girlfriend is gonna act like she's your mum, best friend and girlfriend 3 in 1😙
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Being a man is not easy. no make up, no wig, if you are ugly, you are ugly. Nothing can save you except MONEY 😭
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Females not even crying no more they just moving on like the dog never existed.💀
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females who are actually satan
1. women who laugh when mad
2. women with big foreheads
3. women who say “it’s fine”
4. women who flirt by staring
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You gone fuck up a few times before you get it right , that's life!!! 💯
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A Bro who cums faster is only appreciating his girl for carrying the sweetest load ever. The sweeter the food, the shorter the time taken to clear the plate.
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if you think girls are dramatic, you've never seen a guy lose in a video game...
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Telling a man you don’t want a relationship but still expecting him to give you relationship benefits is confusing.
Girl you must have a mental illness
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Once she starts tweeting "FUCK FAKE FRIENDS"
just know they have stopped lending her wigs, bags and shoes...
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That girl who checks on you more than your girlfriend, why don't y'all give her a chance?😏
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Don't let sex turn you into a mother when love have not made you a wife. Know your place in a man's heart and don't be too forward for marriage 💚
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To whoever reads this, i hope something good happens to you today.🙏
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Girls are busy complaining that when men have sex or impregnate them they run away.
My question is:-
when you score a goal do you remain at the goal post or run celebrating wildly?
Good morning all ❤
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Dear God, please bless the person reading this with peace and joy.
May you kindly provide them with new opportunities.
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Dear God,
i wanna take a lil minute, not to ask for anything from you. but to say thank you, for all i have. And for what you will give me.
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teachers: the exam isn't that hard
the exam: you walk in the kitchen with no legs and your cousin is boiling fruit loops. she's a virgin with 8 kids. how old is the neighbors dog?
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If your girlfriend tells you to stop talking to a girl because she knows her intentions, about 101% of the time she's right.
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The worst part about losing ur glasses is not having ur glasses to help u look for ur glasses
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I pray that whoever reads this, God gets you through anything you’re struggling with. 🙏💕
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Some kids born in 2020 will never understand that true love wasn't the reason of their birth. It was iPhone 11
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Maturity is the ability to hold back tears when you miss food in a ceremony that you also contributed..
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Relationships last longer when it's the girl who approached the guy 👏
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Her: Look me in my eyes while you eat it 👅💦
Him: Suck your stomach in 😣😭😂
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Good Morning slim girls, I know the fat one's are still sleeping 😏
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Any female that ever fucked w/ or loved a man while he was BROKE & STRUGGLING deserve NOTHING but loyalty
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All Girls that cross their legs while sitting have torn panties. A girl just told me. 😢
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Might not be today, might not be tomorrow, but one day everything gon be alright
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This saturday, somebody somewhere is planning to have breakfast without brushing....Brush that teeth Man!
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The fact that you have money does not mean others are not your class. Sit down and humble yourself
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No lie... Some women are irreplaceable. Like the thing she'll do for you and the feeling she had and showed you... you may never experience that again...
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If you meet a woman that admits she's wrong, apologies & changes her ways. Dump her, that might be a man, woman don't do that .....
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Girls will cancel date and tell you they are busy.
Be in their bed relaxing, sleeping, doing nothing and still come to Twitter and type "single life is boring Af"
Awon serious Mumu
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Can we live without GOD....?
😭😭 😭 😭😭😭
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
😭 😭 😭 😭 😭
😭 😭😭 😭😭😭
Retweet if you agree
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Girls know girls who know girls that know other girls, that will find out what you did.
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Traveling for bad sex is the worst thing that can ever happen to any woman
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GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
GOD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME
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if a girl says:
you're so annoying
i hate you
make me
fight me
you're a loser
= she caught feelings
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I really feel for the people that still can’t move on from that one person.
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A simple “I’m sorry you’re right, i can see why you would feel that way” could go a long way. Put your pride aside for once.
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"A Man's shoe should match his belt" Says a Girl whose face doesn't match her neck. smh
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Girls never admit to liking you, they just start talking to you everyday 💘
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Whether a Bro has a house or not, if you date a girl who has a house you become the man of the house. And she should either listen to you or leave the house.😛
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Always remember while he is begging you to do the right thing, there is a woman out there begging him to let her try....
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Dear kings,
A woman who really likes you will tell you, “I don’t want your money”
Be smart!
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Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
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What’s a Perfect Man?
- exercises everyday
- wakes up early
- cleans the room
- has no alcohol
- helps in cooking
- always punctual
- sleeps at 9pm
- eats less
- works hard
Where to find such a Perfect Man?
Only one place - JAIL !!!!
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Your bf or gf doesn't have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. if they have more to offer and do better, then that's an upgrade
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A girlfriend should be a potential wife. Relationships are investments, not hobbies. Date with a purpose.
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Ladies , if he kisses you on your forehead, it doesn't mean he is very romantic. Your mouth maybe smelling
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Some people really need to learn to put their pride aside and tell u how they're really feeling instead of hiding it 😒
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Realest females don’t ask for shit, just be loyal, give her attention and answer your phone bruh
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The best signs of knowing you are healthy are:
1. Early morning erection
2. Early morning shit
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Some guys will never take a lady out on a date., all they know is visit me, visit me., as if they're admitted in a hospital
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Every evil breast that will not stay inside the bra properly, only to come outside and break relationships this morning. By the power vested in me, I command you to fall like bathroom slippers 😬
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never disrespect the girl that made sure you were ok when nobody else did
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My friend didn’t reply to her man for two weeks and told me “you gotta give them time to miss you” and now he’s got a new girl LMFAOOO
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some girls are a “once in a life time” type of girl, there’s no upgrade after her..
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Sorry to disturb your scrolling, we don't know each other but I wish you all the best in life and may things work out in your favour.
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