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Just realised i never shared these from our recent site visit to varous of our projects. We visited Msabaha (plots go for 330k btw), Mida, Tezo and Bofa.
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Watu ujificha kwa dini ndio ukua mashetani btw especially the ones who are overly religious
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@shobanes
We work with the dad. Maze it's taken a toll on him. On all of us too. Karibu tuende kupigana
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Guys msisahau I'm your Land Plug.
Mtwapa, Mariakani, Bofa, Tezo, Majaoni, Chumani, Msabaha, Marereni. Plots as low as 295k. Hit me up on 0101198099.
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Pale site after visiting 4 projects. Thanks to the clients who came 😊
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Mombasa tumerudi kwa heat wave ni kama. Hakuna breeze at all usiku. It's hot as hell 😩 hakulaliki!
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Nimejionea while house hunting 😂 found a guy sweeping nje ya nyumba, I ask kama kuna nyumba he says iko and asks me ni mimi nataka ama mtu mwengine. I say ni mimi. Aliniangalia ju chini and goes like 'mimi siezi kuruhusu uishi apa' I'm like 'mbona' he goes 'mavazi yako' 😭
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Person who created balconies ate! You're outside the house but inside
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@Opinionated_ke
@droid254
Uhmm i think she's talking about her 'friends' not just random people and yeah she deserved a simple visit from her friends. Sacrificing even an hour during the weekend to visit a friend who's had a baby is bare minimum honestly.
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A Munguti babe
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The iPhone is not the issue here. Apparently girl is 17 in high school celebrating a 4 year anniversary. Sleuths apo comment section wamefanya kazi they've unmasked the guy. He's a 50 yr old pastor 🤔
I really don't think there's something beautiful about this video!. Young women it's okay sometimes not to accept expensive gifts from a boyfriend. 🤔💔 do these kind of kids even care ukhuti they're humiliating their parents out there?😔
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Mdem wa mashamba 🤝🏾 mirror selfies
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Back to Mombasa and i hate it already 😭 nimekaa na mom a few days na she fed me sungura for breakfast juzi, jana i had turkey for breakfast, some other day i had fish. Kisha greens zote twatoa shambani. Now I'm here about to go look for viazi karai 🥲 take me back to Masaku!
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@musembee
Wah i haven't been kissed like this in ages. Maybe i should get back on the dating pool 😭
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Nimeshuka mat imebidi niingie local nijikinge mvua 😭 makosa imefanyika guys
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Today's breakfast plus the mahamri my neighbour brought over last night 🥰
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Hii kukua bila mtu inachosha ju sasa why am i awake and scared 😭 mnaskia hio thunder guys?
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Ya'll 😅 Sgr Terminus, Mombasa, loo hazina doors 🤣🤣🤣 imagine peeing while people are looking 😭😭 ni nini hizi
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Naambia huyu naumwa na cramps ananicheka Wenzangu wakipata care package 🥲
@thuggish1
hunipendi walai. I thought we was tight 😭
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Napigiwa simu saa hii nifike Yacht. Mimi in this rain niache kitanda niende Mtwapa? 🫢 Sipendi sherehe hio design.
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@mbiti_mwondi
Mwadanganyana apa tu. Bad women are bad women pombe si factor. Same applies to men. Mtu mmbaya ni mtu mmbaya. Awe ywanywa ama hanywi. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Laleni salama and marry wisely
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Mkaazi wa Mombasa leo amefika beach na akashika maji after more than 5 years 😅 wasn't a bad experience. 10/10 would recommend
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Nani ako Mombasa anatafta mtu wa kazi? Assistant maybe. A girl i know anatafta hustle life inampeleka vibaya aki. Help a girl out.
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Watu wa Mombasa, give me ideas za places naeza pata nyumba poa. After 7 years in this house it's finally time to move. Nishachoka!
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New Project in Matsangoni, Kilifi.
450K payable in 12 monthly instalments.
Deposit is 200k.
50 metres from the highway.
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Hizi ni zile nights natamani ningekua na mtu. I'm scared of the dark i sleep with the lights on. Kisha upepo inatoa sounds zengine scary leo 😭I've locked all the doors around the house 😢 mtu ajitolee akuje akae hapa na mimi
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@Haaland_sholla
@NjeriWaMigwi
Watafta justification ya mwanamke mwenzako kukua attacked and beaten? Shame on you
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Just because of the mood I was in this day 🤗
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Mdem wa mashamba 💙
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Mkikutana na profile yangu pale bumble mind your business. Ni kujaribu kupata mtu tu 😭 kama unanitaka pia useme mapema kabla nipate mtu uko
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The building
I love this house bana can't believe I'm moving soon 😭 I can't recommend it though ju agents ni wabaya na noisy ass neighbours oh and when it rains heavily kunakua flooded uko nje
But the houses are so good and spacious and affordable. 17K for a 2 bedroom is a good deal.
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Was gifted these and they're my faves 🤭
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MARIAKANI PHASE 19 (NEW) for 450K
• 100m from Mariakani-Kaloleni-Mavueni Bypass (you can literally see the road)
• 5km from Mariakani-Mombasa Highway
. 10 minutes drive to the SGR station
•Close proximity to Electricity and Water
Deposit Ksh.150k Clear Balance in 12 Months.
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I need a hard drink 😭 ni vile ni mapema spots hazijafungua. Acha nitafte viazi na bajia kwanza.
#RutoMustGo
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I love this house bana can't believe I'm moving soon 😭 I can't recommend it though ju agents ni wabaya na noisy ass neighbours oh and when it rains heavily kunakua flooded uko nje
But the houses are so good and spacious and affordable. 17K for a 2 bedroom is a good deal.
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Kienyeji reporting for duty 🫡
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Ile mvua imenyesha Mombasa from last night 😩 i know the usual places zimeflood. Wenye hatuna magari tunaingia tu kwa maji roho safi tu leo
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Lofty Matambo and Fridah graced us (Inuka) with their presence this morning. Fun fact they're our clients 🤗
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Kuna miaka i used to dress in all officials in this heat might I add. Nashkuru sana place nafanya saa hii hawako strict ivo ju mi ukua very comfy in my jeans and branded Tshirt.
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Jana nimeona watu hapa wakisema sijui we're wishing people Eid Mubarak na they don't wish us Merry Christmas or Happy Easter and that was lame AF! That's a you problem ju sisi we get all them wishes from our Muslim pals. Muache fitina please
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A Mass to commemorate 8 years in Business 🥳 🙏🏾
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Took less than 10 minutes from Lights to Changamwe. Watu wa kuvuka Kibarani don't suffer anymore. I'm happy for them.
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Local joint for some chips shawarma and no one does it better than them (trust me, I've tried so many joints around Mombasa). And some freshly squeezed orange juice. Total comes to 420 bob. Can't finish the portion by myself too
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New Month New Project!
⅛th acre plots in Tezo. 400m from the Kilifi-Malindi Highway
Price is 450K
Deposit is 100K and the balance is payable in 12 monthly instalments.
Call me on 0101198099
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New Bofa Project launching soon guys 🥳 by Monday I'll share all the info about it. 2 different locations. If you know Bofa you know how beautiful it is over there
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@NdemoKelvin
You can literally tell what sort of a father he is and those stories of domestic abuse ni ukweli going by his demeanor
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Guys mniambie mnafanya nini ndio mlale ju lack of sleep is taking a toll on my body 😭
Vodka helps but kwani will i drink daily? No! Send help 😣
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Back to Work Officially. Mkuje mnunue Land please and thank you 😊
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Ukiingia a Swahili restaurant and they serve you these sauces ujue food itslap
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Msikubali kuzeeka. Natafutwa kuenda sherehe lakini nimechoka tu. Niko balcony na vodka tonic yangu pole pole staring in to the dark
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These kima sambusas were perfect. Mahamri soft soft kisha zote moto. Marage ya nazi ata usiseme 😍 10/10 would recommend
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We have plots for sale in Malindi, Kizingo area. 500 metres from the Mombasa-Malindi Highway. For just 550K.
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Our Bofa plots touching the tarmac 😊 we call it Bofa 18 because it's our 18th project in that area. We started from Bofa Phase 1.
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for a second i thought ni mabuyu
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Just had smocha for lunch 😁 cravings satisfied! Mbona smokie guys in Mombasa don't make smocha? 🤔 Carried my own chapo kwa mjamaa wa smokie mayai.
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Land plug 🫢
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Made some fire pilau with the meat. So fire nimelala nikiifkiria. Nimerauka kukula guys 🫢
I thought my Muslim pals forgot about me but nimeletewa nyama guys 🥺 sijui nitamaliza vipi but I'm so grateful napendwa na nakumbukwa.
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Was craving pilau so i made some. Made pilipili which has me breathing through my mouth 😩 it was absolutely delicious!
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Babygirl leo nimechoka! Mtu alete proposal anioe. I want babygirl treatment sasa 😭
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After a lifetime, my mom and dad have finally gotten married 😅 it's never too late guys
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One minute uko Baobab Diani the next uko pale local. This life no balance 🤣 anyway, I'm back guys
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Kuna some house apa wana party kila usiku ngoma fully kisha masheesha na veve. Na wana watoto. I see the kids up all night too. Nawaskia saa hii wako ju ya story mbaya over that loud music. Alafu morning ndio wanaingia bed.
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Sijaingia 9-5 leo 😭 kifua imenilemea. But sasa what do I even do in the house all day?
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Tushaanza promote small businesses 🥰
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The culprit! That big black one. I took the pic from a distance ata siezi jaribu karibia apo
Just got attacked by a turkey! Shagz nae mashida zake ukua zengine. I was running for my life guys 😭
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Chumani plots going for 325k. Approximately 2km from the Kilifi-Malindi Highway and 2.5km to the white sandy beach. Deposit 100k balance can be paid in monthly instalments of up to 12 months.
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Nikirudi Mombasa nimenona mjue I'm being fed well by my momma 🤭
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