Ashtyn Butuso
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I made a visual cover letter to make myself ~stand out~ if you even care/want to hire a lowly gal—I MEAN an empowered woman—like me...
Speaking of this you can still hire me (for video, copy, print, scripting, creative production etc work) and save me from the LinkedIn grind!!!!!
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Apple TV+ is so funny they’re like oh, shit, yeah, we have an amazingly talented, Oscar
-winning, hot hot hot, actress in a 1960s murder mystery thriller but ah shit we forgot to tell you, my fault
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SCOTUS just said a president can do anything without getting in trouble and Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi are still going to email me saying their hands are tied on every issue I care about unless I give them $20 today
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Yeah babe so I’ll wear the vintage designer lace gown and veil and what are you thinking for you? Maybe go with the fitted Braves?
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My bf bought CFB 25 at the same time I started watching Love Island USA and we have not seen each other in a week. I don’t even know if we’re still together
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No one:
Jenna Maroney: "It's called, NIGHTBITCH, Liz. I play a 19-year-old who thinks she's turning into a dog. They originally cast Amy Adams but she backed out because of the light bestiality."
Marielle Heller’s ‘NIGHTBITCH,’ starring Amy Adams, will be released this fall.
The thriller follows a woman who is convinced she is turning into a dog.
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Congrats on your “I Voted” sticker, I bet the sea turtles love them, I had my polling place brand me with hot iron because I actually care about the environment
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The bad guys in Home Alone when they have to outsmart an 8 year old
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NBA players arriving to the arena:
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She’s been carrying 245 lbs of deadweight around
Okay Kelsey Plum is even more jacked than last season which i didn’t know was possible
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I made cookie dough 2 days ago and pre molded it into balls and froze them so I would be able to bake ONE cookie at a time AS NEEDED but so far I’ve just eaten 6 balls of cookie dough over a 2 day span
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Caitlin Clark better get that Lakers HC job if the league wants to grow at all
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I understand why she went on and I think overall it gives her the upper hand etc etc and we could talk ad nauseam about that, but the most important thing to call out is how perfectly she delivered the girlfriend line.
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If you don’t always watch women’s hoops but you are watching these games tonight and having fun, i would urge you to please watch your nearest WNBA team play. You will have just as much fun, if you can even believe it
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You will never guess why she is calling Mina Kimes intellectually lazy
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Told a guy I liked his outfit at the bar and he said “tell me your sizes, I got you” and I was like “omg are you a designer?” and he said “no I just steal”
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This is actually three kids standing on each other’s shoulders
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When men are at the top of their game, we give them anything they could ever want.
When women are at the top of their game, we sexualize + degrade them and completely invade their privacy, then tell them they don't meet our beauty standards.
Still sick to my stomach today.
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Really troubling and problematic that no one is talking about how the NBA has a Jaylen Brown and the WNBA has a Jaelyn Brown and they both went to Cal
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Damn in hindsight we should have put that on the home screen lmao
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I’m in Texas for thanksgiving. After dinner three male family members and I went out to play catch. Two guys approached us, and without saying a word, started playing catch with us. None of the 5 males said anything. Then, the strangers walked away without a word.
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Having a kid is probably so scary. What if it turns out to be like Patrick Beverly
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You’re not a pro anymore so they’re called washednouns actually
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Last night, while dropping 36, he juggled the ball with his feet for a sec to get the ball to the ref, and I just know…….in that moment……..he finally made dad proud……..
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I deleted Twitter for a few hours but then I saw this blind item about how Jimmy G got Robert Kraft’s gf pregnant and I had to come back to show you
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Pat McAfee is unfunny and completely devoid of charisma, and now he’s just mean, too.
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Kim Mulkey has spent more minutes on the court than Caitlin Clark has
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Fellas is it cool to complain about losing 1.4 % of your $156,000,000 salary for being the most annoying guy in the league
“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.”
-Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰
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Having a kid must be hard because it’s like, do you raise them in a very loving household or do you want them to be funny when they grow up
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Imagine losing to these guys 😓😮💨😶🌫️🤕🤒🥴🤐
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Yeah I’m into fitness…fitness Kevin Durant into my team’s salary cap space
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Yesterday my bf was outside on our block and all the sudden he saw
@S10Bird
walking at him and she saw his Stewie shirt + could tell he was a W fan but he didn’t know what to say so he just looked at her and said “…hi :)” and she said “hi :)” and he can’t stop thinking about it
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Steely Dan is a nickname Trump would give to a senator running against him who got caught shoplifting in his teens
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My husband and I just got home and said “man I’m still hungry, sucks we just ate lol!!!” Then he left to take the dog potty. I decided I’d order a burrito for us on postmates (to be sweet) and he came back home with a burrito (to be sweet)!!!!!!!
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The recent and prevalent lack of restroom availability (public and private, idc) is a humanitarian crisis and a reflection on how individualism is ruining the collective world, I am so serious!! It is that deep!!!
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growing up we all wanted to work for sports illustrated but now we all want to leverage AI to innovate scalable solutions to optimize growth and meet benchmark KPIs :) this is fun for us this is success :)
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Nika Muhl, you can have my citizenship if you want, girl. I was gonna toss it anyways
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Tweeting “There’s no reforming this” after Luka misses a dunk
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So, because your mom was poor, you shouldn't have to pay taxes on your $30M salary? makes sense to me :)
“It’s actually not set up for us to be wealthy after we’re done playing.”
-Draymond Green on the NBA’s fines 👀💰
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Who is the guy holding Tyler
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Hey Raptors twitter! It’s important you know this: Gary Trent Jr has 3 little brothers named Garyson, Grayson, and Graydon. Gary Trent Sr. really did that.
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Aubrey Plaza stayed after the game and hooped on the Barclay’s court with her friends for like an hour
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You’re telling me the spider that bit Peter Parker just bit the one guy his entire life?
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Book “worms” is an insane word for “enthusiasts” and we should use it for other stuff. Wine-os are now wine worms. History buffs are now history worms. Sports fans are now sports worms. Francophiles? Francoworms
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You gotta read the Kendall R— I mean Jeremy Strong profile in the New Yorker lol
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Impulse Bar and Grill in Corvallis, OR, had better security than our nation’s capitol.
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This is the biggest fumbled bag in Blazers history and we skipped over Michael Jordan in the draft
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This isn’t true actually. Every 2 hours he comes out and goes “the Beavs lost 😞” and I go “omg ***** just ******* on ****** even though they were basically closed off”
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If the most loyal, honest, thoughtful, generous player in the league tells you he didn’t know about the allegations and he didn’t push for the hire, maybe we should believe him and direct our anger to the guy who has literally never been honest, generous, or thoughtful.
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I am not stable enough rn to read about how guys making $10 million a year to play basketball are scared of having their liberties taken away while those working around them (whose salaries pale in comparison) did what they had to do to keep everyone safe.
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Americans are so conditioned to keep pushing, play through, work through etc. all while being completely unequipped to fully understand, address, and heal the trauma that piles on because we “overcame adversity”
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I love Caitlin, but will these people just can it!??!!!! they did not NEED her. it isn't the fault or lack of skill of the other players that none of you cared before. it is the media's fault and it is the viewer's fault for not giving the women's game a chance. end this.
Caitlin Clark haters been trying ALL YEAR to discredit her. Using every haterade filled stat or excuse to not show her love she has earned. Now they have no choice but to acknowledge she is what the WNBA needed to go to levels it’s never seen before. Get that hate out your heart.
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Losing followers because I told people to stop following barstool. Incredible.
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Wait. What is Chet short for??? Why are we acting like that’s a regular name
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Deandre, girl, what did they do to you down there
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I hate when the argument against AI is “it’s not going to be able to do a good job” because someday it probably will. The issue with AI is that we’re knowingly and intentionally sucking the purpose and color from our own lives. We’re devaluing
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Go to a WNBA game challenge
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Dame being very cool ✅
Vibes being good ✅
Jerami looking gorgeous ✅
Teenager Shaedon Sharpe feeling humiliated for his old man peers ✅
A Drewbanks shout out ✅
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Maybe sports media corporations could just give men and women equal sports coverage instead of doing this every year lol
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Did it with no features 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Johann Sebastian Bach has surpassed 8 million monthly listeners on Spotify.
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legally, he has to publicly announce this in case he moves into one of our neighborhoods
Karl Malone plans to come ‘off the grid’ next month for Utah’s All-Star weekend, per
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I applied to a job three years ago and I just got a rejection email for it
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The WGA strike is lifted and the NBA script writers got straight to work today. Love to see it.
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I’m not gonna say this is the main reason the world sucks but life got real bad around the time restaurants started doing full ivy walls with neon signs that said “this must be the place”
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My family is saying goodbye to our family dog (Joni’s dad) today. I took these photos when I was home last week because I knew the end was near. He couldn’t walk so I just held him in the sun and he napped. Hug every animal you see today.
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After the game ended, I cried. It wasn’t a sad cry. I was actually happy crying for Meyers, for this whole team, staff, all of you on blazers twitter, the city of Portland, etc. but mostly, I cried because my period is soon. Love you all, love you
@trailblazers
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He's doing a right-wing grift so he can convince women to stop progressing at the kicker position, ensuring his own job security
no need for me to post the speech but giving a misogynistic speech is wild when you’re the kicker. high schools let girls on the team to play that position
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Sluttiest thing a guy can do is hold the door for you and when you say thank you, he says “of course”
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The Gen Z blue check hackers:
The edgy version of the hacker character that the hot girls go to for help
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I’ll never ever forget what they took from us. I will be rooting for the downfall of every former Pac-12 school every minute of every day. I will be hating until I take my very last breath ❤️
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Shams looks at his phone in disbelief. Who is he without his storied foe, he wonders. He's lost his reason, his guiding light. He imagines himself wading in open water, oarless, and alone. For the first time in years, he powers his phone off. The game will never be the same.
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If you played for the Blazers at all, you are a Blazers legend.
Dante Cunningham? blazers legend
Juwan Howard? blazers legend
Ha Seung-Jin? blazers legend
If we even THINK about drafting someone—blazers legend.
Michael Jordan and Kevin Durant are both blazers legends.
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Your 20s are about trying to figure out who you are and your 30s are about the blazers winning the championship
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Insane that Jonathan Smith couldn’t AT LEAST SAY: “I’ll interview w/ you on SATURDAY. If you want me, you can wait 4 days while I COACH 19 y/o kids and see this through.” Instead, he interviewed with Canzano, allowed MSU to leak, and screwed his players before their biggest game
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