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@liarserpent

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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
@sapphicscone why does this have the same energy as the sub I got the other day
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Max Stoned
4 years
@bluebirdblueboy for leatherr
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Max Stoned
1 year
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Max Stoned
2 years
I have this unprofessional theory that the ADHD spectrum has two ends: one where you never get enough stimulation or dopamine and gravitate toward uppers and fast music - and the other where youre easily stressed/overstimulated, gravitate toward downers and lower bpms
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Max Stoned
1 year
@degreedummy 🙏 feeling seen
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Max Stoned
4 years
@MardiShakti ?? how tf are you on here saying "folx" and then this shit all in the same breath
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Max Stoned
2 years
if you drink coffee and yerba at the same time your brain can do a screenshot
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
have you tried air frying your ex?
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Noelia R🦋
2 years
going back to your ex is like reheating mcdonald’s fries
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@littlesnakexoxo
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7 months
i have a photo that me and @liarserpent are still having a back and forth of the ethical boundaries of posting it. will let you all know by the end of the day
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
gino as you may know only has one setting and before he popped off he was repeatedly being told to chill out as an opener. one day he opened for shades and ivy lab and they came out from the green room to stand behind him cause they were like damn who is this kid
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
imagine a little snake & friends boiler room set
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Max Stoned
11 months
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Max Stoned
1 year
@degreedummy as a 12h moon i am trying to hear you out
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
3 years
you should be able to harvest testosterone from men who yell too much and donate it to trans ppl
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Max Stoned
4 years
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
our parents when gino was born
@Skrillex
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1 year
. @fredagainagain1 @FourTet let’s drop baby again sooon
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
twitter: abolish ICE & the prison industrial complex yesterday. here's your rights if an agent shows up at your house: instagram: nice graffic designed MLK quote & some selfies at protests facebook: damn 😬 just found out about white privilege 🙈 *vid of cop hugging protesters*
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
3 years
anyone know if @littlesnakexoxo has management rn? extremely unprofessional response after I reached out to him yesterday. thanks, lotus
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Max Stoned
2 months
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Max Stoned
2 years
anyways gino now has collabs with ivy lab and eprom cause they dont have fragile fucking egos and you cant tell gino shit 💯
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
11 months
one thing about gino is hes gonna wheel tracks in your recorded set with one hand and be holding his phone and a lit cigarette in the other
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
😱😵 @littlesnakexoxo on the #BussItChallenge yall saw it here first
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Max Stoned
2 months
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gr☆cie
3 months
Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 months
I think some of you are forgetting djing is inherently unserious
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Max Stoned
2 years
ok since we're finally ready for this conversation.... ive been @littlesnakexoxo gh*st producer this whole time. im sorry you guys had to find out like this he genuinely has no idea wtf hes doing :(
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
3 years
Eraserhead (1977)
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Max Stoned
9 months
"forgot the explicit language disclaimer on that last one 😬 if you got kids in the room maybe just tell them to grow up?" - gino on the radio just now
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
I wanna go waterboarding
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Max Stoned
3 years
@plutonicmoon scorpio moon gemini rising
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Max Stoned
3 years
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Max Stoned
2 years
fish when they stepped out of the water for the first time
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
this edible hit me so hard im in safeway smiling like im in a hilary duff movie
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
omg imma lose my shit when I finally hear this in a club
@yungskrrt
Yung Skrrt™
1 year
yo gecs just played mcdonalds at boiler room ?????????
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
3 years
as an empath I can feel that the stocks are down right now :(
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
9 months
maybe having a boy roommate isnt so bad after all
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Max Stoned
1 year
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
ladies if he: - plays in the 140 - 170bpm range - from somewhere in the states - kinda cute - there for u when u need him - always makes u cum first then he is a body wand vibrator & will never dissappoint u don't forget to wash him & plug him in before u leave for work xx
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
how @littlesnakexoxo makes his music
@opiumhum
Michail aka Opium Hum
2 years
303 grams of Acid coffee.
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
@littlesnakexoxo bored of canada
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Max Stoned
5 months
@everytimethesun back to black made me worse but go off
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Max Stoned
3 years
halt❕everybody wish bb @littlesnakexoxo a happy birthday rn 🥺🥞
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Max Stoned
3 years
gino just said his jupiter is "in the trap house"
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Max Stoned
3 years
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
10 months
alright sorry I cant be synplant damn
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 months
kaya (from minnesota) googled calgary pubs and will just send shit like this randomly to me and gino from time to time
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Max Stoned
2 years
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Max Stoned
2 years
im gonna come out and say it. I hate our current club venues with such a burning passion that ill even sugar daddy my way into opening a proper venue in the new year. for the people. hmu
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
3 months
I might get my dj name from this account yet..
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Actual Names
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Margarita Absurdo Spouse Philippines Marriages, 1723-1957
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
@ReadByTheSun peppermint - in baths, teas, diffusers, however you can get it in or around ya nin jiom cough surup humidifiers !!!!!
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
gm to all my followers. it is a positively splendide fall day in calgary alberta, perhaps I will treat myself to a pumking spice latte 🍂
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
sigh I love seeing ginos passion and hard work pay off. he deserves everything he has coming his way
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 months
when you aint got GINO in your ear saying h&m music.....::
@lowpolysound
Low Poly ⍛ °
4 months
overmono sounds so good when u ain’t got a bitch in your ear telling you “fred again vibes”
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
2012: "gino lorenzo I dont want you playing those games theyre too violent" 2020: "hey mom! big career move - just put a song called 'Homicidal Thoughts' on the Grand Theft Auto radio station!"
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
@degreedummy taurus moon cancer venus talk about me pls
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
u ever get so proud/blown away u feel like youre gonna puke ?
@DANNYELFMAN - 'HAPPY' ⤵️ LITTLE SNAKE DYING IN THE CLUB EDITION 🪩🩸 + LITTLE SNAKE LUNAR CLIMAX EDITION 🌜💥✨ OUT EVERYWHERE RIGHT FKING NOW!!!!!
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
listening to breaks isnt enough anymore I may need to chop them myself
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Max Stoned
4 years
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Max Stoned
4 years
@OfTheTrees can a girl with short bangs and a septum ring pls tel this man whether hes gonna die or win the lottery
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
7 months
I love my house I love my roommate I love my job I love how everything eventually works out if you hold tight and keep moving forward
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
2 years
I know you guys dont care but I found a man who doesnt dj or have a twitter 😭
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2 years
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Max Stoned
3 years
@eprombeats canadians too 😓
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Max Stoned
4 years
any guy named kaya cant cook... all they know is Lorn, out now on renrakue, Basically You're Fucking Stupid and lie
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Max Stoned
4 years
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Max Stoned
2 years
I KNEW the pussy was stored in the balls
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
8 months
homeopathy. the study of homies
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Max Stoned
3 months
wow you saved the fucking day you useless pricks
@CalgaryPolice
Calgary Police
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The protest camp at the University of Calgary has been removed. Full details available here:
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
anyone know of any wireless bungee jumping places in alberta ?
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Max Stoned
1 year
I have the opposite of tinitus where I can hear fucking everything including electricity and its fucking annoying
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Max Stoned
2 years
personally I think opening djs should have a little ambrosia salad
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Max Stoned
2 years
@credenzaclear2
Audrey Horne
2 years
Who is our generation’s Mr. Bean
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Max Stoned
2 years
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Max Stoned
6 months
in latin languages a name ending in A means you're a girl but on flyers it means its a white male dubstep dj from bristol
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Max Stoned
3 years
homie in the elevator asked me if my hair was naturally pink or do I dye it
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Max Stoned
10 months
gino was 17 when he made Mental Wealth EP 🥱
@oneperfectscene
One Perfect Scene
10 months
Paul Thomas Anderson was 26 years old when he directed Boogie Nights, which was released in theaters 26 years ago on this day.
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
4 years
alright I better be able to make neuro after this
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Max Stoned
9 months
just remembered I hallucinated these guys on absinthe the other night
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Max Stoned
4 years
any homies that need to marry me for citizenship ill do it. as homies
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Max Stoned
4 years
cocorosie: "cinco de mayo pillow case on his head no more breathing time an ambulance sped sped round ever corner calling out his name shot a rabbit from the back seat window" me and gino age 11 and 14: damn thats.. thats some good shit right there
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Max Stoned
2 years
a girl told gino the size on his balencis was her angel number
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Max Stoned
4 years
"I think i'm just gonna shit myself and call it a life" - gino
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Max Stoned
11 months
everybody likes my tweets about gino but no one wants to hear how I could save the fate of humanity by going back in time and having a 3w*y with jesus and lucifer. whateverrr
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
1 year
when I start throwing raves its gonna be no cameras allowed tape over your phone and yall are about to learn
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Max Stoned
11 months
didnt smoke weed yesterday and starred in 7 short films in my dreams
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Max Stoned
2 years
gonna start declining sex by telling them they have to meet my parents first
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Max Stoned
10 months
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Max Stoned
2 years
just got the direct deposit and probably picking up a cat tomorrow. this cat gonna have 1 million fucking toys and accessories
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Max Stoned
3 years
the only thing humankind can collectively agree on is capybara havin a yuzu bath
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Max Stoned
2 years
poopeng. I love having poop in my but
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Max Stoned
2 years
after many days of Little Snake hacking my account I am pleased to announce I have regained access and am Back to Normal
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Max Stoned
1 year
what it feels like being ginos sister
@FilledwithUrine
michael
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can you watch him while i go smoke
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Max Stoned
11 months
wait machinedrum is goated
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Max Stoned
4 years
wow I really thought gino sampled trudeau's safety announcement until i realized it was a soundcloud ad
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Max Stoned
11 months
I had a nice breakfast if u guys even gove a shit
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Max Stoned
9 months
my uber is listening to ambient this is serene
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Max Stoned
11 months
would u sit crisscrossapplesauce for 1 million dollar ?
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Max Stoned
3 years
costar be like *fetching nasa data* good afternoon. do: eat glass couch cushion asparagus don't: ferris wheel cry for help tuna fish 🪨 :( also break up with your brother :/
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@liarserpent
Max Stoned
6 months
give me a motherfucking breakbeat !
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Max Stoned
1 year
I was soooooo
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