Lenny Phillips
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This is a really weirdly specific thing to say, and I'm just the right level of petty to be willing to track it.
48 on the current list, 80% of a flag side is 18 players. What comes first - 31 blokes leaving or a flag? Tune in to find out
New Suns coach Damien Hardwick believes "80 per cent of our first premiership side" is already on the list.
Full wrap from his presser 📝:
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Marnus looking utterly bemused how someone could choose not to bat
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the most disgusting thing about the Morrison tackle was not a single one of the kid's teammates tried to square up in the next play
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France can hold their heads very high, they can be proud of the tournament they've had, and they can tell their fucken story to the flight attendants on the plane home
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this is the greatest individual award medal ever designed
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imagine how much we'd have won the world cup by if we weren't tired from the Ashes
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For posterity's sake. Absolutely set up for failure by penny pinching at Fox Sports HQ. Cheapens the product immeasurably
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Trav out for 137 (122) leaving Australia to score 2 to win off 7 overs. "A disappointing end" says Punter. He's fucken ruthless
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COVID didn't get him, the stairs didn't get him, but even he had to draw the line at the North draft concessions
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Will be very disappointed if this isn't Ben Rutten's pre game address Saturday night
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Jono Brown's analysis is that the losing team isn't hungry and hard enough, that's 74 weeks in a row
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cripps copping a third week on second appeal and then having to serve it in round one because they miss the finals, would be as funny as things get in footy. Make it happen
@afl
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it does feel a bit weird a bloke gets his membership suspended for a shithouse tweet about a player's sexual assault whilst the bloke who was charged with it is still running around getting paid and played
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I am once again asking cricket Australia to just let Glenn Maxwell have a home test match
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Bachar Houli locked down with three kids including a newborn. And people reckon he made a soft choice
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@arwon
what year is it over there
@martindsmusic
@willystaley
in a busy NY bar, it takes quite a fuss (by NY time standards!) to close out, wait for the receipt, find the pen, put it in the leather receipt folder, wait for the person to sign, then input their tip into the system --- for 1 beer - better to start a tab or pay as a group
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Won every toss, playing at home, revolutionised the game, had opposition lose their only good spinner, worst opening bat in history averaging 55. Still can't get the job done and complaining about weather luck. Sad!
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Picture the last time you saw a team so dominant during the round games, get to a final and look shaky at half time. What was the difference over the next half of the game? Was it fitness? Was it gameplan?
No.
It was Dew.
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mitchell johnson, one of the antagonists in the mickey arthur sacking, now on about standing by the coach. spare me
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I'm never going to get over the shot of the last guy ever to kick 1000 goals being half a screen of the back of someone's head
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if I were a man in my 20s or 30s with a young family that I was trying to keep together this is a man I'd turn to for advice
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Imagine how good the next generation bloke named Warnest will be
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earn more money than the house you're buying costs. a useful strategy for those out there struggling, you're welcome 👍
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Some talk about Ben Simmons being "unAustralian" for not playing in the World Cup. What could possibly be more Australian than a rich Boomer putting his future earning potential over the good of the country???
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the AFL will go to any lengths to not let Nick Holman play this week
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TONES KNEW
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Gold Coast to Essendon to Carlton, can't fault a bloke chasing a pay packet whilst ensuring he doesn't have to work come finals series
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Cathy Freeman, owner of about the most momentous Australian sporting moment of all time, taking shitty phone photos in the crowd like the rest of us buffs. Love to see it
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lots of carlton fans seemingly happy with Sam Walsh, completely disregarding they could instead have had tom bugg, sam frost and dom tyson
"The draft doesn't work!"
@waynecarey27
says
@carltonfc
must trade the number one pick.
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people say footy is good for mental health etc but then richmond make another grand final
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have Richmond considered pretending to have a long term interest in a netball team
EXCLUSIVE: Richmond has turned to its members to fund the final stages of its redevelopment after Covid cost blowouts.
7NEWS given the first glimpse inside new plans to ensure more than a century of history remains at Punt Road.
@cleary_mitch
#7NEWS
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in fairness to port adelaide they are top of the ladder thus their own theme song suggests it is time to stop
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the bloke stood next to eddie betts for years knowing what he copped. incredible
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@jimmellas
@indefchristians
@OrderStAndrew
hey jim what are words three through five on your Twitter bio
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BT cops a lot of shit for getting stuff wrong but absolutely nailed this call
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I know when I watch footy currently I'm continually overwhelmed with a feeling of "these broadcasters are clearly the best people in the country for this job"
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fun fact: despite not playing finals for nine years, st kilda hold the last seven finals wins by teams that have red and black in their colours
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fair fucks to these indian quicks, if we had as many out we'd be down to sean abbott and kane richardson rolling in and they'd be 0/300
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i know it's the theatre of TV but the CEO's brother asking tom fucken browne what is happening in the AFL is still funny every week
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Wayne Carey, who might be the greatest player ever, facing criticism for an incident on a private night out after a commentary gig because some goon in WA felt special banning a celebrity.
No wonder they want to call interstate games off a TV
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robbo "forgetting his glasses", turning up in an unironed shirt with his collar a shambles, "a bit crook" on a public holiday. he's hit all his key points in the first minute, where does he go from here this year
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Given the English have spent a year going on about Australia not following the spirit of cricket, we might as well prove them right and tank the Scotland game to knock England out
It's gone unnoticed, but Scotland have won so heavily that England are all but out
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Betty White Reveals Her Secrets to a Happy Life at 100: 'I'm So Lucky to Be in Such Good Health'
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AFL has spent hundreds of millions of dollars over more than a decade trying to get people to know who the GWS Giants are and all it took was a weird kid who loves milk
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absolute king petty shit this. not abusive, not making anyone else have a shit experience, just looking like an absolute peanut for a petty grievance. five stars
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hat trick, 6 sixes in an over, and jonny bairstow scoring a run, all in the same day. amazing
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Daicos is suburb
Opposition supporters repeat after me: Collingwood came from 54 points down and won by 1 point. Daicos is suburb. Come on..you can do it….and with quite a few senior players out.
#GoPies
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Isaac Smith gets drafted at 20, wins three flags, goes elsewhere at 31 for what's generally considered a super top up and wins a fourth flag + a norm smith. Incredible
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It's a funny thing, sport. The older I get the more in tune I am with the analytical part of my brain - the less important pro sports become.
But this morning my little brother died.
Today's been as hard as you can imagine - trying to be the rock for our parents who have...
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Tom Morris knew English was injured but nowhere to announce it, sad
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The 2021 Melbourne and Carlton supporter experiences in a single frame
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funny if it turns out Adelaide have gone GF ->> completely destroy their club forever with the worst camp idea of all time ->> back to finals, all before Carlton get back to September
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The Sydney Thunder have to decide whether they actually want to play big bash cricket anymore. Because it feels like they’re wasting everyone’s time. Including their own time.
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Minor concern over Dogs skipper Marcus Bontempelli, left training early with ankle soreness.
Still expected to face the Crows on Sunday but will have to get through Saturday’s session.
@7AFL
@7NewsMelbourne
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Hey
@7afl
if your new media policy is to delete things that people object to on social media, how many tweets do I need to send to get cam ling off TV?
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journo equivalent of I have a girlfriend but she goes to a different school you don't know her
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Looms to be a massive pre season for Josh Jenkins. Will have to ramp up his fitness now he has twice the ground to cover
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five dives ago my daughter asked what diving was, now she's criticizing every diver's lack of synchronisation. This is the Olympic spirit
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should
#changethedate
for Australia day to May 8, pretend it's for the stupid Mate sound thing to get anti "woke" people on board but really it's to celebrate pat cummins birthday
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surprise episode of bounce before the last game of the round appears from nowhere
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An 80s side of full time plumbers and office clerks would be fifteen goals down at half time to any current VFL side, is Roosy senile
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yeah, ok kayo you might be winning the sound battle, but not every funny clip needs sound to work
Holy fuck that bloke doing the billy bowden tuning that bird no way
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having a crack at lockie o'brien for having four bounces and hitting mckay's hands 1-on-3 seems a little rough
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Big Matty Renshaw walking into the Gabba dressing room at lunchtime tomorrow
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Infinite possible universes and we've copped the one with 18 Joe Burns home tests and 0 Glenn Maxwell home tests. A travesty
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Mitch Robinson timeline is peak retirements that are really delistings
2/9 tells 7 it's his last gabba game
16/9 jabs Fagan for not letting him announce his leaving the Lions
18/9 retires from AFL
26/9 unretires if anyone will take him
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Dangerfield (91 kg) has a go at Maynard = one minor retaliatory push, leave it be
Strangle (73 kg) has a go at Maynard = grab by the throat in retaliation, play tough guy
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Nick Daicos was diagnosed by Dr BT, who pronounced him dead
He was then diagnosed by a better doctor where his condition was upgraded to "alive"
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pretty fucken big day where winning the world test championship was only the nation's second best cricket related event of the day
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finally, government funded women's sport facilities have been repurposed into something truly lacking: facilities for men's AFL clubs
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Mary Fowler. You have selected. Feather touch. May I suggest power drive?
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Ollie wines went from Brownlow to just a guy in record time hey
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When you're playing AFL Evolution (or any AFL game ever really) and accidentally press the wrong way as you kick for goal
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incredible insight into the man here. has the opportunity to laugh at himself and admit to a small error we've all made, instead doubles down and tweets apple. amazing
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that Conor McKenna goal is essendon's best finals moment in 7000 days
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congratulations to sydney stack for his imminent geelong signing and 2023 AA blazer
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absolutely love that these multi million dollar cricket leagues have recruitment networks no more advanced than "hey this guy did good on TV the other night"
BROWN GOING GLOBAL
EXCLUSIVE: Josh Brown's historic
@HeatBBL
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@ScottBaileyAAP
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sidebottom's transgression is pretty severe given covid-19 can last longer on steel than most other surfaces
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explain to me again, TIMOTHY, exactly why we are having to spend yet another fucking night in this state
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