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Atheist. Love books, earl grey, fantasy and sci-fi, CAFC. Prefer animals to most humans. #HappyEndingsRescue @WisteriaRescue @leighbooker .bsky.social

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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, “What’s your blood type?” “I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
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GB News viewers boycotting Open University 😂😂😂😂
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Thought this deserved another airing in case people had forgotten
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Hands up, who also thought it was a Dalek?
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I know it's a long shot but does anyone know what a trebuchet is?
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@RachelG21879460 That's the best packet ever. I wish they sold them. I hate the red and black ones. I'd buy lime and lemon only if I could, including wine gums and chews.
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I just saw this post on Facebook. Please everyone retweet it. We need to look after our bees 🐝
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#JohnsonVariant trending at No 1. He hates it, let's keep it going
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I just signed the petition to end taxpayers' money being spent on subsidised alcohol in the Houses of Parliament. Will you sign too? via @38degrees
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Dear Twitter. I posted this yesterday, not one like, no one cared enough.
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@matthaig1 Widow with no children here. Working from home and self isolating because of asthma. Facing at least 4 to 6 months not going out or seeing anyone, in small maisonette with no garden. I do have my cat though
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@matthaig1 Widow with no children here. Working from home and self isolating because of asthma. Facing at least 4 to 6 months not going out or seeing anyone, in small maisonette with no garden. I do have my cat though
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Accordion to a recent study, 7 out of 10 people don't notice when a word in a sentence is replaced by a musical instrument.
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@AdamBienkov Home Secretaries who are "ill-suited to the job" must be "weeded out," says everyone else
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Nobody likes a Tory I'm here to dispel the hurtful rumours about Nadine Dorries' blind obsession with Boris Johnson - just take a look at her ex husband. Safe to say Johnson wouldn't be her type.
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Where did the figure of £2500 energy costs for the average household come from? I live alone in a small maisonette, and my projected energy bill is £3600.
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Why is this not getting airtime? Why are they not shouting from the rooftops that France are capping energy increases at 4%?
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Last night MPs voted to SCRAP next month’s National Insurance rise - but despite crippling rises in energy bills, Soaring fuel & food prices & inflation at a 30 year high @BorisJohnson says he’s going to ignore the vote & go ahead with it anyway Why is this not reported today?
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Charles says he wants to modernise the monarchy. If he is serious, he can start by paying tax on the gigantic inheritance from his mother – the racehorses, the paintings and the rest. And he can pay for his own coronation. After all, he can afford it.
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We never forget
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@mgacramer A friend of mine said yesterday “poor Boris, I feel really sorry for him. He’s trying his best.” After I tried explaining things, she said that we would all be in a worse position if Labour had won. She’s a care worker. I despair 😩
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When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall. His statue in London is 15 feet tall. That's Horatio of 3:1.
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@Keir_Starmer If the people the kids go home to haven't been vaccinated it doesn't work
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Who knew Laura Kenny had such a long right arm 😂
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“also focus on who is perhaps the second youngest ever peer, Ross Kempsell. At 31 he is also now a life peer. His contribution to British society? He worked for the Guido Fawkes website and Talk radio”
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@matthaig1 Definitely. I want to vote Green but have to vote tactically to get toxic Tories out. If we had proportional representation I think @TheGreenParty would do really well
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@Life_Disrupted @bbclaurak After not going out for 12 weeks, why would I want to mix with people who have been going out and could be asymptotic? Not happening
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@ConspiracyKat01 Anything where an animal dies or leaves destroys me (that included E.T. 😂). Born Free, Tarka the Otter, Watership Down all really upset me. Luckily, I was told not to watch Marley and Me - dodged a bullet there
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Russian photographer captured this magical moment vadim trunov photo
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Have you been hit with a rhythm stick? You could claim personal Ian Dury.
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@Femi_Sorry Growing up in the 60s, calling someone coloured was being polite, calling them black was considered impolite. Older people probably don’t realise it became offensive
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The monarchy is not an apolitical institution, but even if it was, that would make it even more pointless. It’s an argument against the royals,not in favour of them because an apolitical monarchy serves no purpose other than to hoard wealth and be revered
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@DrewLawDesign Last week one of my neighbours knocked & asked me not to feed the birds anymore on my flat roof as they are shitting on his windows. I don’t have a garden & have only been out a couple of times. This is one of my few pleasures. I have stopped because I can’t bear anymore agro
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Tory MPs indulge in a mawkish farewell for their poundshop Arnie
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@NileGardiner Sums up the Lionesses nicely
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Petition: Make lying in the House of Commons a criminal offence
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@virgosam70 Andy Pandy, Bill and Ben, Rag, Tag and Bobtail, Tales of the Riverbank, The Woodentops.
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Does #LiarJohnson not realise he’s on the telly?
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@panny_antoniou Not just young people. I’m 64 but because of where I live, in a Tory stronghold, my vote means nothing. We need a progressive alliance as that is the only way we will get PR
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“during the 108 days since he announced his resignation, Johnson has voted in parliament just once. For the record, that was a confidence vote on 18 July – into his own government”
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@F1 Ridiculous. A complete mockery of a whole season’s racing
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@DrewLawDesign I won't believe anyone who puts 8 Days a Week
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I was walking past a farm and a sign said, “Duck, eggs.” I thought, “That’s an unnecessary comma…” – and then it hit me.
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Are people born with a photographic memory or does it take time to develop?
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😂😂😂😂
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@BladeoftheS @DavidWorrall6 Remembrance Day shouldn’t be a religious service, nor should it be about the privileged upper classes who sent their minions into battle
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My friend tried to cheer me up. He said things could be worse, you could be at the bottom of a deep hole full of water. He means well.
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A battenberg kitten, or should that be cattenberg? So cute! Even has different colour eyes.
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Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
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@fofiv @PeterStefanovi2 @campbellclaret 43.6% of the votes is not an overwhelming majority. FPTP is undemocratic
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No DNA test needed. Superheroes run in the family
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@KBHealthPsych Still funny and still serves its purpose 😂
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@KingKing3107 Read it again
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@jesse_sumpter This is a spoof surely. Pretends he’s a teacher and believes in an invisible higher being 😂😂😂
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@sheilas34872235 Read it again
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@bbclaurak Ministers who have been sacked or resigned for personal misconduct, or have broken the ministerial code, should not be allowed to serve on subsequent cabinets
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@Sillyshib Worth posting again
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@DanForinton @mikeysmith @IanDunt @afneil Or just play a clip of Johnson saying Get Brexit Done after every question
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@JamieKay22 Enter the Moist Dragon
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@LisforLia This gave me a 3.14159 recurring dream
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Do you know the difference between your and you're? #AlternativeUKCensusQuestions
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The Convict departs in a haze of self-delusion, playing the victim card to the last
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@DrewLawDesign After my husband died I had a tattoo of his name with the infinity symbol on my wrist. I said what I wanted & the tattooist designed it. What he didn’t know was that Ian was a passionate carp angler. Didn’t realise until afterwards, Do you see it?
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Anyone else think Nick Ferrari, Mike Parry & Mike Graham are all really the same person?
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@PlanetZuma @REWearmouth Surely by saying it was because of the standards investigation, he’s implying that she knew he was guilty and feared the repercussions.
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@wisheart12 It’s scone before you eat it, then it’s scon
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Yep
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@toryboypierce @SadiqKhan The firework display should be permanently cancelled out of respect for wildlife, pets, pollution etc. let alone the morality of spending so much money when people are going without food and heating.
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@DrewLawDesign I'm not swallowing that!
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@girlonetrack @lukemcgee It's much better with the sound off, so you don't have to listen to that drivel
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Did you know that if you have a breakdown in an electric car you can still use the AA! However if it's a small electric car you have to use the AAA...
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@DrewLawDesign John Smith
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@BarbaraQCrow It is funny 😂
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@WASPI_Campaign @leicesterliz Did you ask them if Labour will honour their 2019 pledge for full restitution for all 50s women?
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No explanation needed
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