A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, “What’s your blood type?”
“I’m probably a type O”, said the rabbit.
@RachelG21879460
That's the best packet ever. I wish they sold them. I hate the red and black ones. I'd buy lime and lemon only if I could, including wine gums and chews.
@matthaig1
Widow with no children here. Working from home and self isolating because of asthma. Facing at least 4 to 6 months not going out or seeing anyone, in small maisonette with no garden. I do have my cat though
@matthaig1
Widow with no children here. Working from home and self isolating because of asthma. Facing at least 4 to 6 months not going out or seeing anyone, in small maisonette with no garden. I do have my cat though
Nobody likes a Tory
I'm here to dispel the hurtful rumours about Nadine Dorries' blind obsession with Boris Johnson - just take a look at her ex husband.
Safe to say Johnson wouldn't be her type.
Where did the figure of £2500 energy costs for the average household come from? I live alone in a small maisonette, and my projected energy bill is £3600.
Last night MPs voted to SCRAP next month’s National Insurance rise - but despite crippling rises in energy bills, Soaring fuel & food prices & inflation at a 30 year high
@BorisJohnson
says he’s going to ignore the vote & go ahead with it anyway
Why is this not reported today?
Charles says he wants to modernise the monarchy. If he is serious, he can start by paying tax on the gigantic inheritance from his mother – the racehorses, the paintings and the rest. And he can pay for his own coronation. After all, he can afford it.
@mgacramer
A friend of mine said yesterday “poor Boris, I feel really sorry for him. He’s trying his best.” After I tried explaining things, she said that we would all be in a worse position if Labour had won. She’s a care worker. I despair 😩
“also focus on who is perhaps the second youngest ever peer, Ross Kempsell. At 31 he is also now a life peer. His contribution to British society? He worked for the Guido Fawkes website and Talk radio”
@matthaig1
Definitely. I want to vote Green but have to vote tactically to get toxic Tories out. If we had proportional representation I think
@TheGreenParty
would do really well
@Life_Disrupted
@bbclaurak
After not going out for 12 weeks, why would I want to mix with people who have been going out and could be asymptotic? Not happening
@ConspiracyKat01
Anything where an animal dies or leaves destroys me (that included E.T. 😂). Born Free, Tarka the Otter, Watership Down all really upset me. Luckily, I was told not to watch Marley and Me - dodged a bullet there
@Femi_Sorry
Growing up in the 60s, calling someone coloured was being polite, calling them black was considered impolite. Older people probably don’t realise it became offensive
The monarchy is not an apolitical institution, but even if it was, that would make it even more pointless. It’s an argument against the royals,not in favour of them because an apolitical monarchy serves no purpose other than to hoard wealth and be revered
@DrewLawDesign
Last week one of my neighbours knocked & asked me not to feed the birds anymore on my flat roof as they are shitting on his windows. I don’t have a garden & have only been out a couple of times. This is one of my few pleasures. I have stopped because I can’t bear anymore agro
@panny_antoniou
Not just young people. I’m 64 but because of where I live, in a Tory stronghold, my vote means nothing. We need a progressive alliance as that is the only way we will get PR
“during the 108 days since he announced his resignation, Johnson has voted in parliament just once. For the record, that was a confidence vote on 18 July – into his own government”
@BladeoftheS
@DavidWorrall6
Remembrance Day shouldn’t be a religious service, nor should it be about the privileged upper classes who sent their minions into battle
@bbclaurak
Ministers who have been sacked or resigned for personal misconduct, or have broken the ministerial code, should not be allowed to serve on subsequent cabinets
@DrewLawDesign
After my husband died I had a tattoo of his name with the infinity symbol on my wrist. I said what I wanted & the tattooist designed it. What he didn’t know was that Ian was a passionate carp angler. Didn’t realise until afterwards, Do you see it?
@PlanetZuma
@REWearmouth
Surely by saying it was because of the standards investigation, he’s implying that she knew he was guilty and feared the repercussions.
@toryboypierce
@SadiqKhan
The firework display should be permanently cancelled out of respect for wildlife, pets, pollution etc. let alone the morality of spending so much money when people are going without food and heating.