Lee Cox 🌈
@legaleagle48
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I'm a nice gay guy, a bit shy. Fully vaxxed. NO DMs unless I know you or have specifically invited you!
Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Joined June 2009
1/x Hey, STUPID HOMOPHOBIC WOKE LEFT VOTERS! Do you know what today is? It was 51 years ago that the Stonewall Riots began as backlash against the attempt by homophobic assholes to erase us from existence by trying to force us out of existence.
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@michellehappy4u @GregCurtin @kurteichenwald @BobShrum "'Merican," not "Mexican." Reading is fundamental.
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@BetoORourke If you want to start a civil war, go right ahead. How do you intend to enforce a mandatory buyback on people who have made it clear that they'd rather die than give up their AR-15s?.
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@SindaFukinRella Cookie sheet. I've never once heard it called a "cooking sheet." I think someone just misheard the term and ran with it.
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@MarkRobichaud @kurteichenwald @JasonLaCanfora Which he inherited from Obama. Get back to me in about 18 months. Oh, and it's not JUST the economy, Mr. Robichaud. Try thinking with something besides your wallet.
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@KevinMKruse @CalvinMoore_ @kyrstensinema I notice that nobody in Arizona is whining about the Dems' "stealing the election." Even @JeffFlake said there's ZERO evidence of voter fraud or "stealing the vote." So yes, this guy needs to shut it before he REALLY makes an ass out of himself!.
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@_RobertSchultz Your girlfriend's comment is what makes ME go "Hmmm. " I mean, if she can't imagine loving the same person for the rest of her life, what does that say about where your relationship is headed?.
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@dabl333 @TVMaury @MaggieJordanACN Nice try, but Hillary's in a lot better shape than he will ever be. Denial is such a tragic thing -- and so is not being able to let go.
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@Johanna_Ann @JasonSCampbell My cats have added more value to the world than he ever has or will!
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@_TravisWade @theonlyadult Way to miss the point, which is that she'd have been a far better President than the Nazi-in-Chief ever will be.
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Look, @FartyCheddarCat and @walphieplopflee. A new furmama and her beautiful babies. Aren't they all pretty?.
We have FIVE beautiful babies! Born 2/23 at 7:15 pm CST (and for the next 3 hours!) #AdaMae hasn’t stopped purring. Neither have we! (More pictures throughout the day-they’re not great because I was giving her space!) #CatsOfTwitter #kittens
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@AOC @AnnaknikkiMicou Moreover, do most women even know they're pregnant at only six weeks? Usually, it's at least two missed periods before they even suspect that something's up!.
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@al_barchard No. And he actually WAS a Democrat originally, by the way. He ran as a Republican because he knew they'd be dumb enough to vote for him -- he even once admitted as much!.
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@HeddaGd @krassenstein @MichaelAvenatti AND he had the government experience to back it up. POTUS is NOT an entry-level position!.
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@John_Hudson The French Resistance fighters in WW 2 would be proud of the Ukrainian Resistance!.
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@59dallas I speak fluent Spanish, and believe me, this didn't lose a thing in the translation. What's this guy's name, because I'd love to follow him if he's on here!.
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@marceelias @joeyhannum @KariLake @katiehobbs @Abha_Khanna_ @LaliMadduri @ChristinaA_Ford @EliasLawGroup And it looks as though the court is willing to award costs and impose sanctions against Lake's attorneys for bringing the suit. Well done, Judge!.
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@rebeccaballhaus Did someone tell him that "Gone with the Wind" DID win Best Picture -- in 1940?.
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So they just took my little girl's body away. I honestly can't describe how I feel right now knowing that she's really gone and won't be coming back! 😢😿🌈#RIPBlackie.
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More memories of my beautiful Blackie. I hope you're having all the fun you can have ORTB, my sweet girl. Daddy loves you to eternity and back!
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@PaulieG777 @DonnaLeigh5557 So joy and celebration should never be shared with the outside world to give others a little sunshine and hope? What kind of joyless, soul-sucking life do you lead that would cause you to post such a cruel thing? "Shared joy is doubled joy." -- German proverb.
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@RaheemKassam @oufenix I am most definitely going to Hell for what I'm thinking right now!.
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@caseykfrey @mishacollins No. Anyone who was actually listening would have realized that he was joking. Too many wishful thinkers just heard what they wanted to hear and ran with it!.
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@kingsrush Why would anyone EVER deliberately piss off someone who could literally pick him up and throw him across the room?.
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@Comey Says the man who made a law-enforcement "decision" that he knew would destroy Hillary's chances just two weeks before the election!.
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@HuffmanForNC @Scotus Because the 2nd Amendment is literally written into the Constitution. Roe's entire premise rests on an interpretation of the 9th Amendment concerning a "right to privacy" that is nowhere expressly or even implicitly .spelled out in the Constitution.
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And right on cue, this memory pops up. Run free ORTB, sweet Blackie. Daddy loves you to eternity and back!
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@JockinRonB @sarb_wars I can top that. I've lived through JFK's inauguration and his assassination, Vietnam, RFK and MLK, Jr., Watergate, the Iran hostage crisis, Reaganomics, the advent of the Internet and PCs, and the fall of the Berlin Wall, in addition to all the stuff you mentioned!.
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@joeydeeOfSoMo @danjlevy @CBC @PopTV He meant "underperforming" in terms of ratings, not quality. Shows that aren't instant top-10 hits usually get canceled after a few episodes. This show escaped that fate by having a network that believed in it.
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I thought you might like to see the picture of Blackie that I got from the ASPCA shelter where I adopted her from. Her expression kind of explains a lot, doesn't it? 😄
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@Lis_Smith @PeteButtigieg @realDonaldTrump And that's the sort of thing that will drive Trump crazy (crazier). Well done, Pete!.
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@JakeSherman @rsalt159 Not quite, Mr. Bouchard. Romeo was only 15 when he married 13-year-old Juliet, and that was perfectly legal under 14th-Century Veronese law. What you did was commit statutory rape, which isn't legal anywhere in the US.
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@fras99 Quietly take him aside and insist on buying it for him. The one thing I would NOT do is cause a scene unless there was an immediate concern for my safety!.
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@Ron85242563 @_B___S Obviously, you have never been a pet parent. Animals may not express feelings the same way that humans do, but you're wrong if you don't think they feel and express emotions. They're the only beings that actually do feel and demonstrate true love and compassion!.
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@gtconway3d And she eventually went to jail for income tax evasion. "Only the little people pay taxes," remember?.
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Andrew has a sad this morning, @FartyCheddarCat. He had a big BLEK in the play area that I just finished cleaning up. He's feeling a little embarrassed right now and could use some cheering up!
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@blkdogstar59 @StockG5 @TP63425 @TulsiGabbard @Bencjacobs He/she/it probably meant "misled" defense system, which would be right on the money! 😄.
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@mr233 @greygatch @AP How about this for a fact, then? The travel ban doesn't affect the one country that actually produces the terrorists, either: Saudi Arabia.
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@JanekKayley This is why I didn't mind staying home for New Year's Eve for the first time in years. I'm no fool!.
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He'll do just fine sleeping with his furever mama or papa at night and at nappy time, right, @FartyCheddarCat and @walphieplopflee ?.
Someone has discovered that the human bed is super comfy! #Zelly #kittens #CatsOfTwitter #MondayMood
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@SassyODaisy @cmcshane12 Balderdash. He's YOUR baby, so you get to set the ground rules for who gets to touch or hold him and when and for how long while he's still so young. Even family members should know enough to ask permission!.
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Zelly is getting more handsome by the day. And Chudo is such a trickster! cc:@FartyCheddarCat @walphieplopflee.
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#CatsOfTwitter @FartyCheddarCat @walphieplopflee @FormerVixen @Foster_Fluff @mckinsey2119 So I finally did it. I adopted a kitty today for Caturday. Her name is Blackie, and she's a 12-year-old longhair tuxie.
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@topjibrone @MollyMcKew And what happened in 1961 that caused the wall to go up in the first place!.
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Just take your time, Zelly. The world can wait until you're ready to take it on! cc: @FartyCheddarCat @walphieplopflee.
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#CatsOfTwitter, did you see the latest announcement on @FartyCheddarCat's Patreon page? Fin has been sighted eating his noms in the daytime -- and there's photographic proof!.
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Here are the flowers I got from when they came to get Blackie. They're as beautiful as she was!
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@GSOGorilla @Anti45Potus2020 Unfortunately, it's hard to "save for a rainy day" when your life is already a constant monsoon. Most of us will spend our stimulus rather than saving it because we have to just to get caught up on what's already past due!.
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@Chasten That makes several million of us, Chasten. Take all the time you need to rest and recuperate. We'll all pray for you, Pete, and the kids!.
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On behalf of all of us who were bullied as kids (ESPECIALLY those of us who were bullied because we are LGBT) and also to help him make his end-of-month fundraising goal, I just donated $110.00 to @PeteButtigieg's campaign fund.
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To all my friends of the #CatsofTwittter, thank you so much for your kind words of comfort and support. They have meant more to me today than you can possibly imagine. Andrew and I are going to bed now, but we both wanted to let you know how grateful we are to everyone!.
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@brownblaze @dionnewarwick Seriously. Anyone who comes for Auntie Dionne will have to go through all of US first!.
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@bfollismich @kurteichenwald @JasonLaCanfora Get back to me in about 18 months when his policies REALLY kick in. By the way, thanks to those "tax cuts," I may end up OWING the IRS more than $700.00 for the first time in -- EVER. Thanks, Trump -- for NOTHING!.
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🚨🚨🚨 FIGGY UPDATE FROM PATREON!🚨🚨🚨. Figgy is growing like a weed, and Mama has noticed that he and Cheddar have started bonding. She says that his future is "still up in the air," though!.
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@TreDay_27 I hate to break it to you, but Americans would read that as June 9, 2069, not September 6, 2069!.
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@jnthnwwlsn You, sir, are a credit to your profession. I have no doubt whatsoever that you have treated all of your students with compassion, dignity, and courtesy. We need more teachers like you in our classrooms!.
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@bdawgjones @MichaelAvenatti Let him run for lower office and build experience if he wants to. The Presidency is not and should not be an entry-level position!.
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@TudorChick1501 It would be impossible to "upstage" a once-in-a-lifetime historical event like the Coronation anyway. Archie will have plenty of birthdays in his lifetime. His grandfather will only be crowned ONCE. It's all about having perspective and a sense of history!.
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Ring, ring! Hello, @FartyCheddarCat! I just met my new brother Andrew, and I like him lots but he had a nervous when I went up to him and said hi, and he walked away. I hope he gets to like me as a brother. I really want to play with him!
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@anthonycwalker It's a good thing I know this is satire, or I might be tempted to come down HARD on such a silly man who doesn't know that the United States Constitution does not apply in Canada! 🙃.
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@Bonnie_Nov57 He knows. And he's even now telling everyone in Heaven how proud he is of you as his daughter and how great an honor it is to be your earthly father and how he can't wait to see you again someday. My sincerest condolences on your (temporary) loss.
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Any thoughts, @FartyCheddarCat and @walphieplopflee ?.
i got a kitten today, and i’m a first time cat owner. i’ve been around cats my whole life, but never have had one of my own. if anyone has any tips for me, that would be super helpful! meet Milo 🧡 he is 10 weeks old!
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#CatsOfTwitter, I'm scared. I found Blackie like this just now, and she's not responding. I think she's crossed over the Rainbow Bridge. What do I do now?
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@TG22110 That was either luck, an insane level of skill, or witchcraft. I'm leaning towards witchcraft.
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@Pteratorn @NoShirtFlipFlop @joshtpm Except for the wall that he was going to build (and Mexico was going to pay for) and that he'd bring jobs back, especially in coal and oil (Really? Where?) and that he'd come up with a better plan than the ACA (Seriously?). Three strikes and he's OUT!.
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@RedTRaccoon I'm hearing a lot of similar stories of such godly sorrow from Trump supporters once the truth has finally hit them. Tell your in-law that we will welcome his support to help us end Trump with open arms!.
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@SMDamnH @DavidsonJess22 A 50/50 split in the Senate and a bare majority of four seats in the House is not what I would call "control." Not when the rules require more than that to actually get most things passed, like stricter gun laws. Vote Blue all the way down the ballot in 2022 to change that!.
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@PathDocBoston @Adaripp Oh, I think it demonstrates his great character that he chose to put his team's needs ahead of his own. This isn't the last time NBC will offer him a job, rest assured!.
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@lesleyabravanel @TheOnlyEdAsner @ReneeVoiceBrand THIS. We're not ready to let go of either Ed or @BettyMWhite yet, so neither of them had better be planning on going anywhere for a while!.
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@karmacondon @IAStartingLine @PeteButtigieg If only it weren't a widespread decades-old epidemic that isn't just confined to South Bend. Way to miss the point!.
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@IsaacDovere @qsteph Because they all recognize that this is about far more than just winning an election. It's about reclaiming our dignity and our integrity as a nation by uniting rather than endlessly bickering. And Pete was the one to teach the other two that lesson.
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@TheTic42 @davidhogg111 Is David running for public office? That's how relevant your feeble attempt at deflection is.
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@PhilArballo Are they that worried that they'll lose the White House again in 2024 if they don't have a majority after the 2022 vote? Too bad. I have a news flash for them. They're not taking the House back in 2022 as long as there's a Democrat alive to prevent it!.
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@loricree @DebraMessing @realDonaldTrump Respect? Are you joking? The rest of the world is laughing at him behind his back and at us because it thinks we've lost our damn minds!.
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