Hammtron2000
@le_hamme
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a nerdist. I'm a writer, artist, gamer, a husband, and a chef. PSN: Hammtron2000
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You can like both Jean Grey and Emma Frost......
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Got called a "faggie lil slut that likes slinging coffee" this morning*
*it was me. I called myself that. I detest no lies
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@ComicGirlAshley
Lmao they're hanging upside down and Moon Knights cowl is still perfectly placed.
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A pinch to grow an inch?
A throat for you to coat?
Or something like that....
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Haircut update and wisdom tooth removed. The right side of my face is swollen. Still feel cute though.
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Feel like it would be dangerous if we had full length mirrors in the bathrooms at work
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Took a wicked piss and ate some ramen celebrating the email offering me a salaried position in Portland.
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I did get a lil sweaty and my arms and tiddies are hurtin but like my eyes look nice though.
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Hungsovah and cranky, but the sun is hitting in this McDonald's this mornings.
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Dressing rooms are fun until you actually try on clothes.....
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My favorite photo of us 🥹
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Updated blonde hair ft my big ass forehead and a nipple poking through
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I've been bed ridden for 4 days now. I'm feeling better, can you tell?
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Hi. Been a minute. Ripped my pants and broke my gallon water bottle all in a days work.
Tomorrow is my Friday and I couldn't be happier.
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I feel a lil Thiiique today. I feel good. A rare accurance for me so I figured I'd share.
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But like hi!
My zoom interview fit.
Can never go wrong with a floral print imo.
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@MCUfan50208
@UpToTASK
How do you say "I'm an asshole" without actually saying "I'm an asshole"?
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Hi! This is Andrew with Something Something Company. How can I help you?
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My lego mirror is probably going to be my favorite contribution to my room, besides the joy and love for education that is
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Work has been slow and boring. No one else in the office to talk to.
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A cute boy at the bar on Friday told me that he likes my arms and my confidence has been inflated since.
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My new glasses came in
I bigger frame and updated prescription.
I cannot tell you how happy I am that I can seeeeeee so much better.
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I haven't been able to recognize myself lately. Mentally and physically.
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For the sake of progress, and being happy and comfortable in my own body. Something that I cannot say that I've always felt about myself.
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Just so you know.
I'm 5'6 (5'7 on a good day), obsessed with City Skylines, and superhero shit.
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Good Morning!
From Mr.Andrew
Ft. Dirty school bathroom mirror and my big ass forehead.
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Sad boi hours. Overwhelmed with feelings of failure, rejection from program I applied for, turned down a dream job, and now someone near and dear is fighting covid. Angrily lifted heavy things now to go home and torture myself with a run.
In need of good vibes and huggies
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Anyways I'm supposed to be in Profesional development rn.
K bye.
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Super excited that I'm not as out of shape as I thought. 4 miles in under 40 min.
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Today, I turned down a corporate job to return to the coffee industry but as a assistant manager and marketing lead. Which feels like the right choice right now, right?
Right?
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I've been feeling heavy lately. Idk what it is. But also I've been working on my tiddies. And I'm happy with where it's going ngl
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In-laws invited us to have Easter lunch at their friends house. Now I'm drunk in some rich peoples house.
Happy Easter or whatevah
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7 years apart
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Kids made me sheriff today
"its perfect for you Mr. Andrew..."
After insulting my mustache
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The sweat rolling down my glasses. This the cutest you will ever see me.
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Well gym kicked my ass today. Don't talk to me or my children* until further notice.
*my children being my tities
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Today is a new day.
A few months ago I had to turn down a dream job due to not being able to make the move right away.
Today, they asked to interview me to open the position in San Diego.
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Slightly panicking. Working on a final. Everything from the semester has flown out the window. But the coffee is hitting or is that the anxiety....
Buuut reping
@ChangoATX
❤🧡💛💚💙💜
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The fool in question. Me I'm the fool. Happy anniversary, love!
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What do we think of le hat?
It pushes my ears out a lil but like maybe I feel a lil elfish
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I shaved all of my beard except for my mustache 3 days ago, just to see how I felt.
Or it was a full Britney moment. Didn't want go shave my head soooo beard it was.
1) I absolutely did not like it.
2) here's to growing a happier healthier beard. And a happier healthier me.
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It's hella wierd. I'm here crying in this coffee shop. I'm becoming the me that I've dreamed of being, parts I hadn't thought of yet.
Like it's surreal and hasn't set in yet.
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I have something to confess:
I don't support Christians. I just can't support that lifestyle. It's not natural. I just don't want it shoved in my face.
Psa: not my phone suggesting "Nationalists" after I type "Christian".....
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Well today has been long but I got the damn job. Finally something in my field of study.
Buuut I have anywhere from two weeks to a month of on-boarding shit to do....so that's cool. But at least I know I got that bag.
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I did get a lil drunkies and ate the hell out of some taco bell. Silly me. Such a silly goose.
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Somethings happening my clothes are getting all tight and shit. In my magical muscley boy transformation era.
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