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✧ ˚. i cry a lot but i am so productive! ˚୨୧⋆ ｡ eras 7/23 + 3/2 ˚♡⋆ t1975 + ts | parody account
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does anyone else have an embarrassingly large gap between their top artists
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Matty healy at the eras tour they could never make me hate you
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what if i said the outfit was giving matty
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🚨JUST IN🚨 Taylor Swift recently performed her version of the 1975's "Consumption" at The Eras Tour and ate raw meat on stage
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karlie bought her own tickets ijbol at least matty healy was in the tent
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Can the patriarchy (deuxmoi) stop getting involved (posting stories) about my close personal friends (the 1975) it’s uncalled for…..
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bfiafl haters r so wack like just cuz its the newest one doesnt mean its bad... Likeee admit it its the most cohesive and skipless
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"ill build you a fort on some planet where they can all understand it"
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she cut cardigan so i blocked matty healy
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all fun and games til she announces another song .. and the other attendee is involved ☺️☺️
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“guys let’s remember joe gave us 5 AMAZING albums”
this is gonna sound crazy but…. i think taylor was the one who gave us those albums 😖
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if this is how my show ended after only 4-5 songs i would genuinely start crying
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coming out and saying i believe in the double drop theory (im insane and want a collab w the 1975)
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@misamericana
and if it doesn’t come out again for debut taylors version whose gonna be beside me in the riot
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someone makes this exact same tweet every 3 business days and im tired of it
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are we gonna cancel scott swift now for having shares in big machine?? cuz otherwise i don’t understand how shading taylor over mattys shares in dirty hit is relevant or necessary at all… he is not scooter braun 2.0 😂
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this performance is sooo slept on ik u guys hate the 1975 but admit it….. taylor devoured as a guest at their show
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Can someone please just leak slut ill never tweet about matty Healy or the 1975 again
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Adorned with smoke on my clothes makes sense now
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@angelsintibet
Lmfao what matty owns 4% of a label that owns her masters… it’s not rlly the same at all
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trusting duexmoi for the first time cuz I refuse to accept the truth
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Tell me u weren’t on Stan twitter in may without telling me u weren’t on Stan twitter in may
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the way they both publicly supported her but okay …. the main difference is how u guys reacted ?😂
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of course he kept his headphones on while meeting her
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how do u timeline something that’s lasted 3 weeks
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he threw away the Truman black coat not just into the trash but the fucking toxic biohazard chemical disposal bin
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exhibit b:
a lot of non swifties may be saying to themselves wow. she’s meeting his mom! must mean it’s serious! may I point u to exhibit a:
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it’s all fun and games until he lets her bejeweled ends up on the problemattic
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i fear if i speak my swiftie moots will leave me
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why would you want maisie peters to open instead of paramore LMFAOO
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matty and taylor’s first red carpet!!!! get ready maylor nation 😋
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the way taylor gagged everyone w this one 😭😭😭
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Spot the difference Difficulty level: impossible
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a strong album where the follow up is even better
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remember when people unironically begged for taylor to be put under a conservatorship over matty healy
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swifties thinking this is for joe vs maylors thinking this is for matty idk what’s funnier
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and when our tweets show up on screen at satvb then what
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Made this for the lols time to make some swifties mad🔥🔥🔥 Watch out seattle
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gillette n2…. question speech… whose gonna break the news
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Real ones have watched this video an ungodly amount of times to the point where u can’t listen to the song without doing this instinctively
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Whose buying it for me so I can be 2014 taylor for halloween
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Yasss let’s pit women against each other!
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the true piece of missing lore is he lets her bejeweled but we don’t need to talk about it
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But if i thanked matty for question…?
Swifties Thank Travis Kelce for Taylor Swift Performing ‘Labyrinth’ on Eras Tour
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this line is kinda hilarious knowing matty and taylor r dating.. like what shit is he saying to her 😭😭❤️❤️
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saying taylor “is finally dating a real man” in the context of travis isn’t the take u think it is
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i want a tay75 gc where people actually stan them both
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but yall went after taylor for what matty healy said im crying
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at a certain point its like if all ur favs like matty healy is he rlly as big of a problem as u think he is 😭😢
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@augusthead963
@MathiesHappel
@Swiftsbeatles
Girl u don’t actually believe that fake ass hawaii video do u
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not matty leaving his traces outside her apartment 😭😭😭🙏🙏
Taylor Swift has already been fined 32 times for disposing of rubbish in front of her NY home.
According to The NY Post, there are cigarette packs, stacks of newspapers, liquor bottles, cardboard boxes and ashtrays scattered on the sidewalk.
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she ended the people who make weird stan accs for her relationships too but some of u wont talk abt ittttt
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I think u mean devolve.
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when swifties adopt this mindset the world will rejoice
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“the rumors were driven by matty and his camp” meanwhile his camp:
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i wanna meet his mom and tell her her son SUCKS
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if i said he was her hottest
💌: "matty healy was her best boyfriend people just hated too much"
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1975 fans blaming taylor for “erasing” mattys credits… mind you we know nothing about what happened behind the scenes. it could’ve been a mutual decision, stop blaming her for everything 😂😂
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if i see ONE MORE person on my tl saying taylor intentionally matched gabriettes outfit from her pics w matty…….
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way to go crediting all of taylors artistry to a man!
@brynne13__
Now I'm really convinced she was able to make folklore and Evermore only becoz Joe was the main collaborator & inspiration
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Arrest me I want my two favourite artists to have a collab!!!!! No shit im going to tweet abt it … “Maylor comeback” U guys need to relax!
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Whose gonna tell him he’s not meant to do that
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it’s funny how swifties see being a 75 fan as synonymous with being a maylor, but within 75twt itself being called a maylor is considered the lowest form of insult
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if ur total streaming minutes r over 200k im automatically assuming you play it in ur sleep for stats btw
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it’s over for 75twt once people start putting ‘matty noticed x1 jamie oborne x4!!’ in their bios
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Hi! If ur a 75 fan and ur shitting on taylor in an efforts to be cool or different No one gaf!! Go be edgy in the corner and stop trying to drag down women
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15 of you still follow…. this is vile and taylor would be horrified
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MY DAD IS SO CUTE GUYS ive just seen him after 4 weeks and he completely surprised me with these 😭😭😭😭😭
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swifties having archaic outdated values pt 284893028
@swifferupdates
This is the first Taylor relationship where the man actually feels like ... the man of the relationship
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can’t tell me this isn’t a matty cosplay
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it’s been a whole year they’re still trying to sell copies of the live with the bbc cd😭😭😭
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tf does that have to do with anything goodbye... and yeah the 1975s debut is better than taylors lol stay mad
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She played message in a bottle and tied together with a smile AND I WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER
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Illicit affairs alone cleared half of abiior Btw
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Soz but he totally called the paparazzi on himself
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She already does ?
the way she looks at the dog… she’s literally yearning to have one 😣
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“struggling to understand”
Ur fav understands though
@liviematswizzle
struggling to understand why she has 279m followers but i guess i cant say anything bc people like what they want
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a select few of u guys r using gabriette n matty as a way of dissing taylor and u should know that’s weird as fuck
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