Laura Quinn Goh
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Seen on STV, West End New Act Finalist, Glasgow International Comedy Festival award (special mention)
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When a woman travels to Italy alone, she's doing her live laugh love. When a man travels to Thailand alone, he's trying to fuck children. It's very different.
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@003carrierfan
Zhou Shouzi. That would be his name if he was from China. But his name is Chew Shou Zi. With Zhou Anglicised to Chew as most Singaporean and Malaysian Chinese do. Shou Zi also split into two words as most Singaporean and Malaysian Chinese names.
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@skinnylatte
I got out of doing the IELTS but only because my undergrad uni wrote a letter to say they taught me in English. My uni cert was from University of London, I don't know why my current school needed an English school to prove it taught in English.
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@RickyRawls
Tell me you're an American without telling me you're an American. This isn't a race thing. Nas is not Indonesian. He's another digital nomad who has decided to base himself in SE Asia for content. You can Google and find a lot of discontent Balinese have with western foreigners.
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Sylvia doesn't need to be cancelled, she needs to be jailed.
all mothership had to do was recycle information already posted on mustsharenews and and yet their headline can still be this lazy…
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Add "Chinese" and "1.73m if that matters" and you have the average singaporean man's tinder profile
just saw some random tiktok where a straight person was like "hobbies include: going to nice cafe, chilling, and doing nothing"
those are not hobbies btw
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@JennyLConstable
Absolutely HATE it when men propose at graduation ceremonies. There are 364 other days in a year. Find another moment.
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No I get it. Maybe it's how s'poreans have no chill and complain endlessly. Maybe it's how lecherous men can really be. Maybe it's how fixated they are on the "correct" education, jobs, and timelines to attain them. Maybe it's how judgemental they are of different lifestyles.
Some up in arms as woman says she doesn't like anything about S'pore in TikTok interview
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@writtenbyirene
Right? How did the elephant even know where the funeral would be? Was it just lurking? Watching???
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@lilygbrown
I hate FirstBus. I don't understand how one ride within the city can be £4.50. Also crazy that I can't use a single pass for the multiple bus companies in the city. In other cities I've been to, I can use a single pass for all public transport.
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In many cultures, it's considered more shameful if a woman is unmarried past a certain age than if a man were unmarried. I don't have a lot of empathy for male loneliness bc men shame women for choosing to be alone.
It's all very funny when "male loneliness" is called an epidemic while men say to women "you will live alone with your cats and dogs and after you die they will start eating your corpse"
these men humiliate women for being lonely but want empathy for their own loneliness
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Iike how as an Asian performer everyone struggles with the Laura bit of my name x
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@Styze0000
@MothershipSG
Are you victim blaming the cat? Yall men will really blame anything but other males.
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Oppa stands for oppression
South Korea is reckoning with a new type of political correctness enforced by angry young men who bristle at any forces they see as undermining opportunity — and feminists, in their minds, are enemy No. 1.
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@tiffusss
I don't even think it costs £8 for admin. Refunds are automated. When you book hotels or buy stuff online, you can get a full refund. It's only transport companies that do this.
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My Scottish friends have been trying to make me eat a "piece and crisp". Like, in Asia, I can eat Japanese sandos, Vietnamese banh mi, and kaya toast (see pictures).
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@skinnylatte
The weird part is when they make a whole Instagram account dedicated to their new flat/family that only 17 of their friends follow.
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It's insane that shops in UK sell meal deals but don't have a microwave in the shop. Convenience stores in Singapore have microwaves for customers to heat meals they just bought. I feel like your lives and moods would significantly improve if yous had hot lunches.
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Like all internationals, I pay a lot for NHS, more than UK citizens. Why hasn't anyone questioned where this money has gone? Because it didn't go to pay NHS workers.
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@sharanvkaur
My friend OD'd. His partner was afraid to call an ambulance. That's the saddest thing. Sometimes people could have been saved if they weren't terrified of being arrested. Also I'm sure there are a lot of OD related suicides.
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@leolaughhhhhh
I'm ethnically Chinese. I think it's ok to poke fun at British Chinese takeaway food. British Chinese immigrants only created their strange dishes bc Brits needed their oil and potatoes. British Chinese immigrants don't eat half the stuff on their takeaway menus.
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I learnt that British people hate it when you don't assimilate but I notice they rarely do the same when they decide to move to Asia as expats.
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Who are the men who brought up Sylvia Chan's sex tape and sent her death threats? It's such an unnecessary turn and it derailed the discussions we needed to have about management and accountability. It is also giving her the opportunity to avoid the discussions and portray her
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@punished_cait
I once worked in an Indian dance company as admin and we were barefoot all the time because the office and dance studio were side by side. But it is weird to demand to be barefoot in an office without such policy. It's not clean too if everyone else wears shoes.
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Maybe it's how Singapore focuses so much on drug crimes so we have tons of sex criminals running around. But men are like "oh no you can walk at 3am" but if someone gets assaulted, they're like "Why was she out at 3am. Drinking? Party? With men? Wearing what? Asking for it."
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@fesshole
Some people who want dogs actually want cats. Dogs are a huge responsibility and such high maintenance. Cats are easier to handle. If a dog doesn't fit your lifestyle, don't get one.
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Why is twter still talking about this. Period blood isn't dirty, its just like any other blood. Being disgusted by it just means u haven't unlearnt generations of fear and hate surrounding women and periods. But also I've never seen anyone wash period blood off clothing in public
Period blood is…literally a biohazard. Please tell me you understand the difference between washing your own blood in your own personal sink and your blood being in a sink where numerous people who are not you use it.
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@Lang_left
I felt that too. One year in UK and I realise most of my friends just want to do what they love and make enough to retire. They don't want to climb a corporate ladder. They'll start their own small businesses of things they enjoy. It's so different.
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7.30am means his kid was also in the car. The man was really setting a bad example for his child. I'd be so embarrassed if my dad did this in front of me. Can never show my face in the school again
Driver in a Bentley tried to run down a security officer at Red Swastika School who told him he could not drive in without a school label. Held up other cars for 15 mins too. Security uncle had to see a doctor and was given 3 days MC for his right knee pain. Charge the driver!
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@townsendyesmate
it's £18 for chips and a sausage but ok if you have £18 + entry fee to spare.
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What? This is too harsh a sentence for a music video Chinese ppl didn't like. There are molesters with smaller penalties.
Rapper Subhas Nair sentenced to jail for attempting to promote ill will between races and religions
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Absolutely hate men with Asian fetishes coming into my DMs with "nihao". That's just no effort. Why don't you tell me u want my imperial treasure, why don't u tell me u wanna enter my forbidden city, why do u wanna keep me a secret like tiannanmen square. Nihao. Ugh.
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Mum I'm on tv!
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Crazy how he still has a career
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I'm in a bad place right now. Not mentally. I'm just in Singapore.
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Back home, we'd have pastries with Chinese names meaning "sun cake" or "fragrant pastry". Here I work in a Scottish bakery and people ask for a "yum yum" with a straight face.
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This was not on my 2023 bingo list but THANK YOU 🥲🙏
In addition to the shortlisted nominees, the judges wanted to give special commendation to:
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All my friends are pregnant and creating life. I just get drunk and create problems.
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Realising that nothing matters back home. My ex just has a small life, trapped with a baby, scamming people, drinking w equally sad men. Coming for me because I've achieved more in a year than he has done his entire life.
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@iammushu
Sometimes 8days or some title will feature a random sg Chinese celebrity/influencer and their home renovation project. Then it will be the most mediocre home renovation project ever.
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@p8stie
Starting? Vibe? You can Google how bad sexism is in Japan and find loads of material. It's so bad.
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Sites of cultural significance are not the backdrop of ur white main character moments
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On my daily walk home, I always feel like a sad silly clown who gave up a stable normal life back in Singapore for a stupid dream in a country that doesn't want me
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Yt ppl wanna be oppressed so bad
last week I had a Jewish mother accuse a visibly Muslim family of being anti-semitic. Essentially the woman stated that the muslim family walked up to her and her daughter and wrote “no jews” on the lego wall that they were using. I instantly launched an investigation and-
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I'm not an expert on banking but Islamic banking straight up doesn't allow interest on loans because it's predatory. They have a point.
someone stitched my tiktok about not paying student loans and said not to do it. she’s a single mom and missed payments to feed her children. they garnished her wages, took her tax returns for years.
she took out $11k in loans. she paid upwards of $60k+. she owes $9k still.
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I can't believe the government doesn't do background checks for radical Christians. They're not hiding their stuff, their affiliations are all over their LinkedIns and social media.
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@hayleyrFoto
Where is this? In Scotland, this kind of job pays £35k a year. I know because I've applied to this kind of job.
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@sharanvkaur
Sentencing for covid crimes were so fast right? Actually if he was sentenced today and I'm assuming he spent time in remand and not on bail? He's already out of prison because backdating.
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You're sad about only speaking English in a country that mostly speaks English? You hate being mistaken for Chinese people and any other Southeast Asian ethnicities? Even though YOU ARE ETHNICALLY CHINESE AND 5.6% MALAY. Peranakans really need to get a grip.
Commentary: Assumptions about language and identity may not just be wrong, they can be hurtful
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I want to know who made the report. How is it possible that a Singaporean can feel so defensive about the death penalty that they'd report someone who objects to it?
Police ‘looking into’ report of NUS student who flashed anti-death penalty notice at graduation ceremony
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She could have just stood next to her friend there and done nothing. Or even posted a generic greeting off Canva. Those options would have been better than this.
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Travel is a form of cultural capital. People use the extent/type of their travel to demonstrate their intellectual superiority or higher social class. You are not better than someone because you've travelled to more places, you're just richer with a better passport.
What’s a travel opinion that will have you in a position like this?
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When medical professionals from the Global South enter US/UK/Canada/AU, their credentials often won't be recognised and they have to start from the bottom. How do white people of the Global North have the audacity to roll into other countries and do things w zero qualifications
skip the docuseries I'll save you a few hours all you need to know about Renee Bach is she murdered 105 Black children bc she didn't think you needed to go to medical school to be a doctor she thought you just had to be white.
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Btw I'm moving to London in July so catch me in Scotland while you can.
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@girlactionary
So if you Google you'll find that East Asian men can get pretty terrifying with their views towards women
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Piece and crisps is not a food. It's an assembly of two items from a cupboard by a child neglected by their parents.
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Got the email. Ur girl's not gonna be a glasgow icon, she's gonna be a scottish icon.
Got shortlisted to do some video ad. If I get it, ur going to see me everywhere across the city and I'll be a ✨️glasgow icon✨️.
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Bit awkward talking by empathy when you sanction monthly executions.
Empathy and ability to serve does not depend on how rich or poor one is, says Shanmugam
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TKL is upset that people are highlighting that he's a pervert uncle when he is a pervert uncle. Pervert uncles really have no self awareness.
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My (Singaporean) landlady married rich. Now she just buys properties across Glasgow to rent at overpriced rates. She has bought at least three properties in the year. But she also tries to palm off every expense to fix the flats to her tenants. Every repairman who comes over has
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Sometimes I think bout the fact that there's a high chance I'd marry a white guy. I shudder at the realisation that my kids will never stop talking about being wasian and will constantly refer to me as their "immigrant mum" on social media.
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Just say you only think Chinese and white people matter
Singapore national interest come first. Protesting for the sake of protesting without understanding in depth of the current ME issues. Is this another woke culture slowly seeping into Singapore?
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Why can't these people just say NOTHING. They're not trying to be friendly when they say konnichiwa or nihao. They're just mocking E/SE Asians. They're telling us they think we are all the same kind of foreign to them.
This still happens in 2023 😡 He said “konichiwa” (which is Japanese) to a random ESEA in the underground and claims to have Chinese business in Hong Kong. That look from the Yt woman and him waving his hand 🤬 racists can’t help exposing their racism.
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2023: Different cities, different jobs, different scenes... For a long time, I perceived the changes in my life as instability. But now I'm seeing all these changes as opportunities that pushed me out of my comfort zone to grow.
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Singaporean Chinese ppl during covid were wild. Like, I genuinely think they enjoyed covid because it was an opportunity to tell ppl off for not doing this/that. Power trip. Like, you saw so many of them chasing ppl aggressively right?
3 months’ jail for man who kicked woman in racially charged attack
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I feel like this speaks of how easily white people misappropriate items of foreign cultures for their own profit. No real attempt at research, just a straight up lie for profit. All foreign cultures are the same, no?
Depop is wild... how are you selling a Singapore Airlines uniform and calling it 'vintage African'??
That aside, I too like to know what my outfit would look like lying backwards over a chair
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Who are the israelis in singapore who asked for this, there are barely any in the country... Or is it just chinese christian zionists who can't read a room.
Israeli folk dance class part of efforts to 'promote racial harmony', say grassroot organisations amid online controversy
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I'm going to be in London for a comedy competition on 6 May. I just found out that it is also the day of the king's coronation. Frankly it is quite inconsiderate of him to steal my moment.
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Hot take: Caring about men's mh is pick me behaviour
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When men type "fluent in sarcasm" in their tinder bios, I want to throw up.
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Previously the Singapore government only published articles to defend death penalty like once a year. Lately it has been published such articles at a higher frequency. I can't help but wonder if it has simply realised death penalty is losing support. Therefore they need to
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The awkward moment when you realise one of the staff at your
#edfringe
venue is a man you once asked out and who had turned you down 😅
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When men get held accountable for their actions, they'll start saying "Oh this is like a witch hunt for me." As if witch hunts didn't originate from men wanting to punish and murder countless women for selfish reasons.
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@elou_a_disparu
I'd believe it. Perverts are the real scourge. If SPF decided to put more effort into convicting perverts, there would be more of them in prison than drug related offenders. And there should be.
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Got shortlisted to do some video ad. If I get it, ur going to see me everywhere across the city and I'll be a ✨️glasgow icon✨️.
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I want to have sex on the train so I can say I've been Scotrail-ed.
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@pauriahcarey
My cousin once tried to be subversive in his wedding vows by listing things that annoyed him about his partner. We were all speechless.
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Scottish people go out on sunny days, no jacket at all, as if it's not gonna get cold at some point. Just rawdogging weather.
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@errant_drifter
A few years ago, CNA did a piece on a Chinese family with 7 kids and monthly income of $3000. The father was highly criticised for demanding so many children while being unable to provide for them. I think people would respond the same way to irresponsibility regardless of race.
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@omyhangu
That OP just lurks on Twitter looking for people who object to death penalty. Why would anyone feel the need to defend state murder so much?
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I only perform up to four times a month and I'm so extra about it. Anyway it is my first time at
@StandComedyClub
Edinburgh, also my first time doing Friday/Saturday at any Stand location.
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Men who say they "have a lot of demons" make their "demons" everyone else's problem.
Men are so convinced they suffer in silence meanwhile it’s actually everybody around them that bears the brunt of their emotions. It almost always visibly reflects on how they treat people
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